Has the Queen died?

[brogdale]

 

[Sprocket.]

Could we have a turtle as the next queen?

I don't think there is actually any law against it.

Sadly turtles are amphibians and the monarch should be reptilian apparently.

 

[Red Sky]

Never believe anything until it's been officially denied. The Queen is not dead, says Buckingham Palace

 

[wiskey]

looking decidedly suspect now

 

[brogdale]

A palace spokeswoman said the Queen was "still recuperating".

rE(x)cuPERatIng

It's all in their, bar the "x".

"X" for ex-Monarch?

 

[emanymton]

Has she popped her fucking clogs or not?

 

[JuanTwoThree]

 

[emanymton]

Maybe she has hung on until 2017, to give us a bright start to the year.

 

[Schmetterling]

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German bread; Paderborner, I believe.

 

[J Ed]

It does seem that way

 

[andysays]

Sadly turtles are amphibians and the monarch should be reptilian apparently.

No problem there

Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines characterised by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs and acting as a shield. "Turtle" may refer to the order as a whole (American English) or to fresh-water and sea-dwelling testudines (British English).

The order Testudines includes both extant (living) and extinct species. The earliest known members of this group date from 157 million years ago, making turtles one of the oldest reptile groups and a more ancient group than snakes or crocodilians. Of the 327 known species alive today, some are highly endangered.

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

She's obviously got more than a heavy cold...

 

[Pickman's model]

She's obviously got more than a heavy cold...

You know the Queen, she has more of anything than anyone else

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[brogdale]

They're even having to set up fake accounts to cover for her death!

 

[neonwilderness]

her death!

Worst hangover ever

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Worst hangover ever

Gin & Dubonet must be proper rocket fuel when mixed together.

 

[not-bono-ever]

she is on oxygen and is not breathing well- decisions made to keep this particular image out of the press

 

[Ranbay]

Should her benefits be cut if she missses valuntier work?

 

[chilango]

Well, I'm back to work on Tuesday so anytime after that would work for me, thanks. *tugs forelock*

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Should her benefits be cut if she missses valuntier work?

Yep. She should be evicted from her publicly funded house as well.

 

[Artaxerxes]

she is on oxygen and is not breathing well- decisions made to keep this particular image out of the press

[Citation Needed]

 

[Mattym]

You know the Queen, she has more of anything than anyone else

A serious case of ma'amflu.

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

A serious case of ma'amflu.

Now that is funny.....

 

[Kaka Tim]

assuming that she is seriously ill - how do the palace back track on the "heavy cold" bullshit?

 

[J Ed]

assuming that she is seriously ill - how do the palace back track on the "heavy cold" bullshit?

She failed to recover?

 

[Sprocket.]

No problem there

New Year's Day as any day is a school day on urban!

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

assuming that she is seriously ill - how do the palace back track on the "heavy cold" bullshit?

It got heavier?

 

[brogdale]

This looks legit...

 

[andysays]

This looks legit...

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Where, and perhaps even more importantly when, is that from?