Has the Queen died?

[neonwilderness]

Buck Palace have confirmed that the Queen and Phil the Greek are still on their perches

Buckingham Palace Has Responded To Bizarre 'Queen Is Dead' Tweet | TheLADbible

The Queen is not dead, says Buckingham Palace

A palace spokesperson told The Independent the Queen “continues to recover from a heavy cold”.

Case closed then

 

[not-bono-ever]

And you trust the word of people who ordered the assassination of our much loved Queen of Hearts ?

 

[moochedit]

The Queen is not dead, says Buckingham Palace


Case closed then

Not until we see a photo of the queen with a runny nose and a bin full of klenex tissues, a mug of lemsip and todays papers in view.

 

[gosub]

And you trust the word of people who ordered the assassination of our much loved Queen of Hearts ?

Perhaps said dastardly bastards gave HM the cold...All those "cure for the common cold" experiments at Porton Down were leading to this . No not subtle enough, if Diana was anything to go by, what they have done is go round Sandringham and bought ALL the lemsip so the Queen can't have it.

 

[peterkro]

Bollocks I give up, been pushing refresh on this page in the hope that the Reaper is going to run it down to the wire for 2016 I can't stand the strain I'm off for a kip (which I'll hopefully awaken from).

 

[danny la rouge]

The Queen is not dead, says Buckingham Palace


Case closed then

They would say that wouldn't they?

 

[danny la rouge]

Not until we see a photo of the queen with a runny nose and a bin full of klenex tissues, a mug of lemsip and todays papers in view.

Cheers. I now have an image I'd rather not have of Phil with a handful of used Kleenex...

 

[Fez909]

Look at the position of that star compared to the two suns!!!!

Illoooominati FUCKN CONFIRMED!!!!!!

 

[neonwilderness]

They would say that wouldn't they?

Are you suggesting that it might be some sort of cover story?

 

[danny la rouge]

Are you suggesting that it might be some sort of cover story?

I've said too much already.

 

[Pickman's model]

Bollocks I give up, been pushing refresh on this page in the hope that the Reaper is going to run it down to the wire for 2016 I can't stand the strain I'm off for a kip (which I'll hopefully awaken from).

The Reaper is running it down to the wire. Already the psychopomp whippoorwills Charles keeps are keening.

 

[bluescreen]

The Queen is not dead, says Buckingham Palace

Case closed then

Never believe anything until it's officially denied.

 

[moochedit]

She'll officially pop her clogs on new years eve and the bbc will announce it on new years day.
But like her official birthday it wont be the actual date of her death. I figure she's holed up in a freezer and the machine that is the monarchy is preparing for it all.

I reckon it could be jan 2nd for the announcement. Most people will be too hung over at 8am on jan 1st and jan 2nd is a bank holiday this year.

 

[brogdale]

I reckon it could be jan 2nd for the announcement. Most people will be too hung over at 8am on jan 1st and jan 2nd is a bank holiday this year.

Yep, important not to undermine those all-important last few days of debt-fuelled, over consumption.

 

[brogdale]

Never believe anything until it's officially denied.

Thing is...the 'palace official' does not say what the headline suggests; there was no denial of death at all.

A palace spokesperson told The Independent the Queen “continues to recover from a heavy cold”.

I'd imagine that a corpse would cease to cough & sneeze.

 

[Pickman's model]

Thing is...the 'palace official' does not say what the headline suggests; there was no denial of death at all.

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I'd imagine that a corpse would cease to cough & sneeze.

Maybe she doesn't know she's a corpse yet

 

[brogdale]

Metro living up to its 'journalistic' reputation with twitter-ripped churn....made me laugh though...

The royal death scare – and subsequent conspiracy theories about a media blackout – has since been rubbished by the Palace, but it did get a lot of people wondering.

It may be a little morbid, but it is coming – so here’s what would happen if the queen dies:

 

[bi0boy]

The Queen is not dead, says Buckingham Palace

"A palace spokesperson told The Independent the Queen “continues to recover from a heavy cold".

Case closed then

I suspect a D-notice. The original quote was "The Queen and Duke of Edinburgh continue to recover from their heavy colds"

Since the Duke was laughing his way through the xmas day service I guess they didn't want people to compare the so-called recoveries and draw their own conclusions.

 

[chilango]

Keep the faith!

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I remember that

 

[brogdale]

A small number of honours are in the Queen’s personal gift, and included a knighthood for adventurer David Hempleman-Adams, 60, who said he was astonished to be made a knight commander of the Victorian order in recognition of his services to the Duke of Edinburgh’s award scheme.

He clearly knows.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Best Xmas present ever... Parasitic Royals Top Trump cards

PARASITIC ROYALS (First Edition) – Meaty Trumps #007

That's next crimbo sorted then

 

[Lord Camomile]

Mum pointing out that the Football Focus team are all wearing dark, sombre clothes. Lawrenson's basically in a funeral suit!

 

[J Ed]

The Royals recover from their heavy colds...

 

[mrs quoad]

Has anyone else read Graham Greene's The Human Factor?

I read it yesterday. (Well. And a bit the day before.)

All I'm saying is "Davis."

Bad cold, is it?

 

[moochedit]

Queen may be too ill to attend church on New Year's Day, with decision expected on Sunday morning

 

[mystic pyjamas]

Queen may be too ill to attend church on New Year's Day, with decision expected on Sunday morning

Curiouser and curiouser.

 

[Pickman's model]

Queen may be too ill to attend church on New Year's Day, with decision expected on Sunday morning

Thumbs up - or thumbs down?

 

[Kaka Tim]

tin foil hats aside - a prolonged bout of illness when you are in your 90s is a pretty good way to accelerate your meeting with the reaper. Two weeks seems a long time for a "heavy cold" but if she has pneumonia, influenza and/or some corgi borne illness all bets are off tbh.

 

[J Ed]

Still time to make it a special 2016!!!!!!!

 

[Pickman's model]

tin foil hats aside - a prolonged bout of illness when you are in your 90s is a pretty good way to accelerate your meeting with the reaper. Two weeks seems a long time for a "heavy cold" but if she has pneumonia, influenza and/or some corgi borne illness all bets are off tbh.

She is only being kept alive until she refuses to leave the throne to charles