Has the Queen died?

[bubblesmcgrath]

She'll officially pop her clogs on new years eve and the bbc will announce it on new years day.
But like her official birthday it wont be the actual date of her death. I figure she's holed up in a freezer and the machine that is the monarchy is preparing for it all.

 

[brogdale]

She'll officially pop her clogs on new years eve and the bbc will announce it on new years day.
But like her official birthday it wont be the actual date of her death. I figure she's holed up in a freezer and the machine that is the monarchy is preparing for it all.

Yes, this non-announcement pretty much confirms everything we've been saying.

 

[brogdale]

Oh, Mum!

Dear Graham Norton: 'My son believes internet conspiracy theories'

Dear Graham

My son is 48 years old, with a good education, and apparently of sound mind. However, he has started developing some weird opinions about the world – ....

 

[ruffneck23]

paywalled

 

[brogdale]

paywalled

Only the reply.

 

[J Ed]

Keep saying that she is dead and it will happen!

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Keep saying that she is dead and it will happen!

Ha ha...well, it's going to happen someday...sooner rather than later. If this thread goes on it'll be right when it does happen..

 

[brogdale]

Keep saying that she is dead and it will happen!

Keep the faith!

 

[Fingers]

Buck Palace have confirmed that the Queen and Phil the Greek are still on their perches

Buckingham Palace Has Responded To Bizarre 'Queen Is Dead' Tweet | TheLADbible

 

[andysays]

Buck Palace have confirmed that the Queen and Phil the Greek are still on their perches

Buckingham Palace Has Responded To Bizarre 'Queen Is Dead' Tweet | TheLADbible

Have claimed more like



the Queen and the Duke were mystereriously unavailable for comment...

 

[J Ed]

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Heavy colds more like being dead which is one condition that they cannot recover from!!!

 

[brogdale]

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"were" alive?
Hitler & Thatcher "were" alive.

 

[J Ed]

BREAKING: COMING LIVE FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE - QUEEN ELIZABETH IS DEAD (PICTURES)

 

[brogdale]

This twat made me laugh...

 

[mauvais]

Nothing going on? There's two suns!

 

[gosub]

Nothing going on? There's two suns!

Three if you count Edward.

 

[brogdale]

Nothing going on? There's two suns!

Good spot. And the statues painted black?

 

[mauvais]

Good spot. And the statues painted black?

It's a workable Moffat-era Doctor Who episode on all its own.

 

[moochedit]

She'll officially pop her clogs on new years eve and the bbc will announce it on new years day.
But like her official birthday it

Buck Palace have confirmed that the Queen and Phil the Greek are still on their perches

Buckingham Palace Has Responded To Bizarre 'Queen Is Dead' Tweet | TheLADbible

Where are the photos of them holding todays newspapers?

 

[bi0boy]

I reckon the establishment at the palace know something about Charles, basically that he intends to fuck things up. It is therefore imperative the queen outlives him.

 

[gosub]

She'll officially pop her clogs on new years eve and the bbc will announce it on new years day.
But like her official birthday it wont be the actual date of her death. I figure she's holed up in a freezer and the machine that is the monarchy is preparing for it all.

If it was before, what would happen to the New Year's Honours List?

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

If it was before, what would happen to the New Year's Honours List?

It'd be burreeed in the deeep soile with 'er majestee....

 

[Pickman's model]

If it was before, what would happen to the New Year's Honours List?

All money would be returned as the list would be cancelled

 

[moochedit]

If it was before, what would happen to the New Year's Honours List?

Thats a point. How are "they" going to get out of the new years honours ceremony's?

 

[Pickman's model]

Thats a point. How are "they" going to get out of the new years honours ceremony's?

The honours are announced but the actual presentation takes place in a couple of months time

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Apparently Victoria Beckham broke with protocol and let slip that she was on the honours list. The shock of this ghastly misdemeanor will undoubtedly be the nail in the queen's coffin.

 

[gosub]

The honours are announced but the actual presentation takes place in a couple of months time

But if she isn't actually around .... or do we go down a route of "her dying wish was that posh spice got an OBE.."

 

[Pickman's model]

But if she isn't actually around .... or do we go down a route of "her dying wish was that posh spice got an OBE.."

As per previous email, if Queen dies all money returned and list null and void

 

[gosub]

As per previous email, if Queen dies all money returned and list null and void

so rationally, she is still alive til at least the 2/1/17

 

[Pickman's model]

so rationally, she is still alive til at least the 2/1/17

You might not be alive until 2/1/17. I might not. Who can say?