Has the Queen died?

[Nine Bob Note]

He said the bird died after hitting a power line. When police called at his home he offered them swan terrine.

Police would not comment but confirmed that a protected bird has been removed from a property in Sanday.

Hmmm...

 

[Magnus McGinty]

sure you don't need to go that far, the french probably eat swans and serve them to a discerning clientele.

Never recommended on the Daily Mail though, unlike...

 

[not-bono-ever]

I have been away- any updates?

 

[Pickman's model]

I have been away- any updates?

Yes

 

[Magnus McGinty]

I have been away- any updates?

It's really happening. Watch this space.

 

[not-bono-ever]

oh good

 

[JTG]

She better not die at easter and fuck up good friday and easter monday

The last time there was a royalty related bank holiday in the spring, Bristol took the opportunity to get two good solid riots in on consecutive weekends. Stop being so negative man

 

[brogdale]

Anyone notice how not one single MSmeeja outlet have reported her death yet?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Anyone notice how not one single MSmeeja outlet have reported her death yet?

Definitely a conspiracy.

 

[Chilli.s]

Its nice to go into a new year with something to look forward to, and the prospect of an unexpected day off work is just the thing. Think we should all be a bit hopeful about this.

 

[brogdale]

Definitely a conspiracy.

 

[brogdale]

@RoyalFamily; no tweet for 4 days now.

 

[Artaxerxes]

@RoyalFamily; no tweet for 4 days now.

Are you suggesting the queen tweets these things herself and no one has the password?

 

[brogdale]

Are you suggesting the queen tweets these things herself and no one has the password?

DA-Notice (05)

 

[D'wards]

My step-sister's friend works for a news agency, and has stated that something is going on but they don't know what. She deduced this from the strangeness of the news coming from the press office, so it is just her opinion.
She reckons either her maj or Phil the Greek are dead or on their deathbed

 

[DotCommunist]

BUT PHIL WAS AT CHURCH? OR WAS HE....

 

[bluescreen]

My step-sister's friend works for a news agency, and has stated that something is going on but they don't know what. She deduced this from the strangeness of the news coming from the press office, so it is just her opinion.
She reckons either her maj or Phil the Greek are dead or on their deathbed

That's what we're all getting from Auntie, tbh. Despite nicely fed stories of HM being up and about and bothering people.

And what Dottie just said.

 

[bluescreen]

My step-sister's friend works for a news agency, and has stated that something is going on but they don't know what. She deduced this from the strangeness of the news coming from the press office, so it is just her opinion.
She reckons either her maj or Phil the Greek are dead or on their deathbed

Impeccable source, btw.

 

[hash tag]

When was the last time she was seen n public, when she was bussed up to Sandringham? That was days ago now.

 

[bluescreen]

When was the last time she was seen n public, when she was bussed up to Sandringham? That was days ago now.

She wasn't seen tho, was she? She was reported to have gone up to Sanders in a helicopter. We have only their word for it.

There should be an emoji for *finger taps nose*.

 

[mrs quoad]

Moulting period to fourth instar [/Icke]

 

[bluescreen]

Moulting period to fourth instar [/Icke]

Had to google "fourth instar".

 

[Pickman's model]

Not legally in the UK , with the posible exception of the Orkney's

Yeh. Not legally. But the first commandment is thou shalt not get caught

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Moulting period to fourth instar [/Icke]

This has led me to his forum. Always a joy to read.



Logical...

 

[Magnus McGinty]

What I don't understand is if revealing the truth can lead to your premature death in suspicious circumstances, how comes so many of them revealing the truth are in rude health?

 

[Sprocket.]

Its nice to go into a new year with something to look forward to, and the prospect of an unexpected day off work is just the thing. Think we should all be a bit hopeful about this.

Two days off, one for the funeral and one for the coronation. Plus if Chuck cannot handle the pressure and croaks we might get four! Result!

 

[Pickman's model]

What I don't understand is if revealing the truth can lead to your premature death in suspicious circumstances, how comes so many of them revealing the truth are in rude health?

They are now. They may not be later. Top tip: check your tea for radiation.

 

[Sprocket.]

They are now. They may not be later. Top tip: check your tea for radiation.

Whilst wearing your custom made tinfoil hat.

 

[Pickman's model]

Whilst wearing your custom made tinfoil hat.

No. Tinfoil shown to be ineffectual.

 

[Sprocket.]

No. Tinfoil shown to be ineffectual.

That's me knackered then.