Has the Queen died?

[bluescreen]

2017 hasn't started yet but decept (v.t.) is already in the running for word of the year.

 

[Pickman's model]

That's me knackered then.

Use aluminium.

 

[bluescreen]

2017 hasn't started yet but decept (v.t.) is already in the running for word of the year.

e2a: wrt to post #444

 

[brogdale]

No. Tinfoil shown to be ineffectual.

Spot on.

 

[brogdale]

Use aluminium.

 

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Make aluminum foil helmets great again.

 

[brogdale]

This is very convincing...

 

[Artaxerxes]

Replace the cats with Corgis...

 

[magneze]

Love that episode

 

[gosub]

It will be a while before we can know for sure , what with Xmas disruption and holiday plans....Milkman will probably start to worry about mid January if nobodies been taking the milk in at Buck house.

 

[brogdale]

It will be a while before we can know for sure , what with Xmas disruption and holiday plans....Milkman will probably start to worry about mid January if nobodies been taking the milk in at Buck house.

All reptiles are "lactose intolerant", it'll be the gin deliveries stacking up that will give away her demise.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

All reptiles are "lactose intolerant", it'll be the gin deliveries stacking up that will give away her demise.

Ah, but these are shape shifting reptiles. They could shape shift into calfs.

 

[brogdale]

Ah, but these are shape shifting reptiles. They could shape shift into calfs.

Good point; well made.

 

[stavros]

Brenda, Brian, William and whatever clones he's produced all die in a bizarre gardening accident, meaning we finally get a Harry paternity test.

 

[bi0boy]

This is very convincing...

It's hard to argue against such a competent technical analysis of speech and facial features. Perhaps we should be asking whether this imposter Queen is dead - I suspect they're having problems sourcing a second replacement.

 

[Pickman's model]

Brenda, Brian, William and whatever clones he's produced all die in a bizarre gardening accident, meaning we finally get a Harry paternity test.

No, in the script it says Harry goes Nepal at 2245 on Sat.

 

[Fez909]

The news is spreading. Someone just started a thread much like this one on a football forum I lurk on.

Apparently the news will be released at 8am, as per protocol.

 

[moochedit]

The Queen isn't dead - fake BBC account spreads false 'news' of monarch's demise

ok which one of you did the twitter post?

 

[xes]

*fingers crossed*

 

[Orang Utan]

The Queen isn't dead - fake BBC account spreads false 'news' of monarch's demise

ok which one of you did the twitter post?

Why would it be one of us?

 

[Pickman's model]

*fingers crossed*

They'll all be guillotined live on nye

 

[Pickman's model]

Why would it be one of us?

It's not you anyway, you've been slaving over a hot computer

 

[danny la rouge]

The Queen isn't dead - fake BBC account spreads false 'news' of monarch's demise

ok which one of you did the twitter post?

Mirror ties itself in knots and inadvertently lets slip the news it's trying to suppress.

She hadn't realised the obituary was real.

 

[xes]

They'll all be guillotined live on nye

you're such a tease.

 

[Orang Utan]

It's not you anyway, you've been slaving over a hot computer

Nope. But we are only a tiny speck in a vast internet. And there are so many jokers out there.

 

[ffsear]

we are only a tiny speck in a vast internet.

less then that

 

[bi0boy]

*fingers crossed*

Harry wouldn't announce his engagement until some time after his dead grandmothers funeral, surely?

 

[ffsear]

tbh, if you hate the royals, the last thing you want is a dead queen, otherwise you've got a state funeral to get angry about, followed by a state funded coronation to really blow your top. Best off sitting on your arse hoping she outlives you. god save the queen

 

[Pickman's model]

tbh, if you hate the royals, the last thing you want is a queen

C4U

 

[juice_terry]

So what's the announcement that will be made tomorrow when the embargo is lifted ?

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