Has the Queen died?

[brogdale]

The Quexit holiday.

 

[maomao]

Don't give a fuck as I don't get bank holidays off. I'm happy for her to die at her earliest convenience.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Don't give a fuck as I don't get bank holidays off. I'm happy for her to die at her earliest convenience.

Not much in the way of solidarity with those who do get bank holidays off. I think the end of January is sorely lacking one.

 

[bi0boy]

She better wait until the end of January at least. I've got shopping to do, mail to send, travel to undertake and all that sort of thing.

 

[belboid]

Don't give a fuck as I don't get bank holidays off. I'm happy for her to die at her earliest convenience.

Me neither - that's the problem with agency work. Or one of the problems.

Could be a cracking organising opportunity tho, even the Mail would be sympathetic with poor workers who just wanted to mourn with everyone else.

 

[Pickman's model]

Not much in the way of solidarity with those who do get bank holidays off. I think the end of January is sorely lacking one.

She better not die at easter and fuck up good friday and easter monday

 

[SaskiaJayne]

They won't keep her rotting corpse on ice for that long. End of Jan would be a good time to announce death. State funeral in Feb all ready for a spring coronation.

 

[Pickman's model]

They won't keep her rotting corpse on ice for that long. End of Jan would be a good time to announce death. State funeral in Feb all ready for a spring coronation.

Coronations take a long time to organise, I reckon you'd be looking at 2018 even if the truth about the Queen emerges this evening

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Coronations take a long time to organise, I reckon you'd be looking at 2018 even if the truth about the Queen emerges this evening

They could get with the austerity times and hold the coronation in the local registry office. Save a fortune.

 

[danny la rouge]

They could get with the austerity times and hold the coronation in the local registry office. Save a fortune.

A civil coronation.

 

[tim]

She better not die at easter and fuck up good friday and easter monday

Die on friday and resurected by monday.

 

[friedaweed]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

A civil coronation.

A cheap and efficient coronation. Get it sorted in a week of the death of the Queen too.

 

[stavros]

I hope she doesn't croak it when important sporting events are on. I still resent the Beeb relegating the 2011 Trump-Ding snooker semi-final to the website for that stupid wedding on every channel they had.

 

[Pickman's model]

A cheap and efficient coronation. Get it sorted in a week of the death of the Queen too.

It is a pity that today the Queen's lickspittles won't follow her into the grave in the same way those of mongol emperors did

 

[TopCat]

They have had to take the salad box and the trays out the fridge, cram her in and gaffer tape the fucker up.

 

[Ranbay]

If they time it right we could have ages off around Easter and the May bank holiday

 

[Pickman's model]

If they time it right we could have ages off around Easter and the May bank holiday

if you want a job done properly, do it yourself.

 

[stavros]

Won't anyone think of the corgis?!

 

[Ranbay]

Can i eat a Swan when she dies or what?

 

[Pickman's model]

Can i eat a Swan when she dies or what?

you can eat a swan now, if you want.

Hunting and Cooking Swans

 

[Pickman's model]

Won't anyone think of the corgis?!

battersea's the best they can hope for

 

[Ranbay]

you can eat a swan now, if you want.

Hunting and Cooking Swans

TLDR

 

[Pickman's model]

TLDR

executive summary: you can do what you want to swans now as long as you don't get caught.

 

[Ranbay]

executive summary: you can do what you want to swans now as long as you don't get caught.

So kinda like EVERYTHING else i do.

 

[Pickman's model]

So kinda like EVERYTHING else i do.

yeh. but you'll have to defeather the swan yourself, and remove its innards.

 

[Ranbay]

yeh. but you'll have to defeather the swan yourself, and remove its innards.

Runs off to search TOR (the darkweb for the noobs)

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Or go to Poland and get it on toast.

 

[Pickman's model]

Or go to Poland and get it on toast.

sure you don't need to go that far, the french probably eat swans and serve them to a discerning clientele.

 

[tim]

you can eat a swan now, if you want.

Hunting and Cooking Swans

Not legally in the UK , with the posible exception of the Orkney's

Last Updated: Friday, 18 March, 2005, 16:45 GM

Composer Sir Peter Maxwell Davies has hit the wrong note with police
The Queen's composer has ruffled feathers after police found the body of a swan at his home.
Sir Peter Maxwell Davies, Master of the Queen's Music, was cautioned over the discovery of the remains of a protected species at his house in Orkney.

He said the bird died after hitting a power line. When police called at his home he offered them swan terrine.

Police would not comment but confirmed that a protected bird has been removed from a property in Sanday.

Northern Constabulary said their enquiries were continuing.

Sir Peter said he did not believe he had done anything wrong but, given his position with the Queen, he was prepared to spend time in the Tower of London.

Swans are protected under UK legislation.

However, in the islands a Norse right called Udal Law is still assumed to hold sway, possibly making swans the property of the people.