Has the Queen died?

[Kaka Tim]

"some discomfort" = heart attack?

 

[platinumsage]

"some discomfort" = heart attack?

Bionic spine servo failure.

 

[magneze]

"some discomfort" = heart attack?

Big poo

 

[not-bono-ever]

make it stop

 

[magneze]

make it stop

Immodium?

 

[Epona]

Aww now it looks like she's going to miss the Epsom Horse-Slaughtering Festival as well

I think you're getting the Derby confused with the Grand National.

 

[bcuster]

TBF that would be more like:

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medals on the pants? omg...

 

[SpookyFrank]

I think you're getting the Derby confused with the Grand National.

I think you're getting me confused with someone who can be bothered to differentiate between the various forms of the disgusting activity known as 'horse racing'.

 

[Epona]

I think you're getting me confused with someone who can be bothered to differentiate between the various forms of the disgusting activity known as 'horse racing'.

If you're going to comment on it constantly, at least try to know a tiny bit about what you're talking about

 

[Epona]

(I should probably point out that I am not some horse racing fanatic, I just concern myself more with the untold human misery it causes in terms of gambling and the sometimes horrific exploitation of people who work in the industry)

 

[SpookyFrank]

(I should probably point out that I am not some horse racing fanatic, I just concern myself more with the untold human misery it causes in terms of gambling and the sometimes horrific exploitation of people who work in the industry)

It's just shit across the board.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

All that pomp and she pulled a sickie?


Shocking

Maybe she caught covid off Andrew?

 

[magneze]

If the Queen was crowned in 1953 why is this year the Jubilee?

 

[moochedit]

If the Queen was crowned in 1953 why is this year the Jubilee?

Think its because her dad died in 52?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

If the Queen was crowned in 1953 why is this year the Jubilee?

Coronations take time. The Archbishop of Canterbury didn't force his way into the hospital room and force the crown on her head ...Sadly, as that would have been hilarious.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

If the Queen was crowned in 1953 why is this year the Jubilee?

her reign as queen started at the moment that her father died, in 1952

Coronations take time. The Archbishop of Canterbury didn't force his way into the hospital room and force the crown on her head ...Sadly, as that would have been hilarious.

although that would be more efficient.

edward 8 never had a coronation before he quit the job, but he was still king for just under a year. there are a handful of post boxes and public buildings that show E VIII R and the original deeds of mum-tat's house were signed in his name (the place was crown land before they built on it) - presume he had someone to do the actual signing for him, though. and i think that stamps and coins with his picture on them did start to get issued.

 

[two sheds]

 

[Santino]

If she remained in Windsor and plugged herself into machinery that extended her life indefinitely, like the Emperor in Warhammer 40K, I could at least respect that.

DotCommunist

 

[steveseagull]

Has anyone got to the bottom of what happened to the Duke of Kent's ear?

 

[platinumsage]

Queen already dead and embalmed confirmation:

 

[kalidarkone]

I think it will be in the next 24 hours

Bet?
Winning to server fund?

 

[teqniq]

So definitely not dead then. But this is interesting and to be fair very well done. Some people are seeing it as a coded message (it had not occurred to me but it is plausible) what with Paddington Bear being an undocumented migrant. Other interpretations may be contrived according to your levels of cynicism:

 

[Artaxerxes]

So definitely not dead then. But this is interesting and to be fair very well done. Some people are seeing it as a coded message (it had not occurred to me but it is plausible) what with Paddington Bear being an undocumented migrant. Other interpretations may be contrived according to your levels of cynicism:

Yes, we call these people fucking lunatics

 

[teqniq]

Yes, we call these people fucking lunatics

Tbh I really don't pay that much attention to Queen-related things but after a quick Google search the idea appears to be relatively mainstream:

Six times the Queen sent hidden messages - Ukraine flowers and lockdown brooch

The Queen paid a subtle yet beautiful tribute to the people of Ukraine during her audience with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau earlier this week - and it's not the first time she's appeared to hae made secret messages during appearances

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[platinumsage]

Yes, we call these people fucking lunatics

TBF it's proof the Queen is CGI, I mean look at how Paddington films are made:

Paddington: The Making of a Bear

Paddington provided Framestore's R&D team with plenty of technological challenges.

www.framestore.com

Presumably this is because she previously died.

 

[Elpenor]

Lizards are well known for their hidden messages and shape shifting

 

[krtek a houby]

TBF it's proof the Queen is CGI, I mean look at how Paddington films are made:

Paddington: The Making of a Bear

Paddington provided Framestore's R&D team with plenty of technological challenges.

www.framestore.com

Presumably this is because she previously died.

Also, CGI is short for corgi. Says it all, really.

 

[Bingoman]

Has anyone got to the bottom of what happened to the Duke of Kent's ear?

What's wrong with his ear ?

 

[steveseagull]

What's wrong with his ear ?

He has got half his right ear missing

 

[steveseagull]

There is no better clue that she is dead than this