Has the Queen died?

[moochedit]

Exclusive. You heard it here first but the queen is not going to the jubliee tommorow.

 

[brogdale]

Perhaps she caught the rona from the sweaty nonce who really, really has tested positive

 

[moochedit]

Perhaps she caught the rona from the sweaty nonce who really, really has tested positive

He should have worn a mask in pizza express.

 

[danny la rouge]

Perhaps she caught the rona from the sweaty nonce who really, really has tested positive

Virus must be going round the schools again.

 

[Duncan2]

I noticed that C4 News anchor on the Mall wheeled out the "non-working Royal" line in order to explain the absence of the sweaty Nonce and also Harry.There was no mention of Covid.Perhaps C4 didnt get the Memo.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I noticed that C4 News anchor on the Mall wheeled out the "non-working Royal" line in order to explain the absence of the sweaty Nonce and also Harry.There was no mention of Covid.Perhaps C4 didnt get the Memo.

None of them work?

 

[not a trot]

Exclusive. You heard it here first but the queen is not going to the jubliee tommorow.

Suffered some discomfort whilst on the balcony. She needed a piss.

 

[moochedit]

Suffered some discomfort whilst on the balcony. She needed a piss.

Ah...on the good spirits again

 

[Duncan2]

Suffered some discomfort whilst on the balcony. She needed a piss.

Thats harsh

 

[not a trot]

Thats harsh

That's life when you get to her age.

 

[1927]

,,

 

[Duncan2]

If she appeared in the Abbey tomorrow wearing plastic pants I bet no one would say a word about it

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[not a trot]

If she appeared in the Abbey tomorrow wearing plastic pants I bet no one would say a word about it

They would if they were on her head.

 

[rubbershoes]

They would if they were on her head.

And she said wibble

 

[elbows]

I noticed that C4 News anchor on the Mall wheeled out the "non-working Royal" line in order to explain the absence of the sweaty Nonce and also Harry.There was no mention of Covid.Perhaps C4 didnt get the Memo.

Its tomorrows thing that Covid eliminated Andrew from, he was not supposed to appear on the balcony today.

 

[weltweit]

He will be tossing and turning in his sick bed sweating buckets, no wait ..

 

[Raheem]

"Some discomfort". Never too late to develop a conscience.

 

[Flavour]

I reckon she started tripping bills and dissociating and contemplating her own existence and all it's fleeting value, how in the sands of time her reign on Earth will be no more or less remembered than that of a single wasp. A point of view widening to take the moon into view, then venus, mars, mercury, and even the outer planets, so distant and so cold. What are 70 years to the rings of Saturn? A trifle. A cough. A bead of sweat, unsweated. Beneath the pores. Beyond the poor.

 

[ska invita]

really trying to think who she reminds me of...???



ah yes!

 

[krtek a houby]

really trying to think who she reminds me of...???

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[Nine Bob Note]

really trying to think who she reminds me of...???

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[quiet guy]

really trying to think who she reminds me of...???

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[danny la rouge]

 

[Artaxerxes]

All that pomp and she pulled a sickie?


Shocking

 

[Epona]

All that pomp and she pulled a sickie?


Shocking

She was worried about missing the oaks this arvo.

 

[quiet guy]

Not worried about her appearance fees

 

[steveseagull]

The Jubilee has properly fucked her hasn't it.

 

[N_igma]

 

[SpookyFrank]

Aww now it looks like she's going to miss the Epsom Horse-Slaughtering Festival as well