GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[stavros]

A friend's dad who was an actual Anglican Bishop has recently converted to Catholicism, and I was wondering whether they would let him carry on priesting. Seems a bit weird, there's a lot of liturgical differences beyond celibacy. The homophobes need a safe port in a storm though I guess.

 

[tim]

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A friend's dad who was an actual Anglican Bishop has recently converted to Catholicism, and I was wondering whether they would let him carry on priesting. Seems a bit weird, there's a lot of liturgical differences beyond celibacy. The homophobes need a safe port in a storm though I guess.

 

[cupid_stunt]

GB News ‘devastated’ by the death of their only viewer

The GB News presenters and crew were said to be shocked and saddened by the news that their only viewer passed away yesterday. They were even more shocked and saddened to hear the news first from the BBC.Tom Thirkettle, 75, had watched the channel since it first aired. His daughter June...

www.newsbiscuit.com

Tom Thirkettle, 75, had watched the channel since it first aired. His daughter June described him as a one-off and said although he would be greatly missed there was consolation in knowing he died doing what he loved best, shouting in agreement at another Dan Wootton monologue.

When asked if it was worth the effort, they said they took a dim view of any suggestion that they should call time on the station. Although with their lighting setup they admitted they took a dim view of most subjects.

 

[cupid_stunt]

WTF.

 

[existentialist]

WTF.

I could see how a few of these charlatans might get a bit moist about the nether portions in regard to launching some kind of Patriotic War against the French. Ignorant cunts that they are (the charlatans, not the French).

 

[stavros]

WTF.

I did catch a tiny bit of that item, and if (if!) we're going to be fair to them it was fairly clear that caption was made in click-baiting jest.

To be equally fair I think the one in the middle of that screenshot made some allusion to them being "typically French", whatever that means.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[8ball]

To be equally fair I think the one in the middle of that screenshot made some allusion to them being "typically French", whatever that means.

Means they let you know when they're unhappy about something, rather than muttering, slamming drawers and saying "no, nothing... IT'S FINE" when asked what's up.

 

[T & P]

So I'm on the mailing list of SRO Audiences, a company that sources audiences for TV shows. From time to time you can apply to, or get invited to apply, to a variety of TV shows such as Graham Norton or The Last Leg. Always decent entertainment comedy shows on the Beeb or Channel 4 that normal, non-cunt human beings might want to attend.

Today however I received an email from them about a new comedy politics show:



I thought the font they used for the title was familiar, and sure enough it's an upcoming show by GB fucking News.

What the fuck, SRO Audiences?

 

[cupid_stunt]

So, are you going T & P?

 

[AmateurAgitator]

The word comedy is doing much heavy lifting there isn't it.

 

[T & P]

Tempting but no. I don't have much of a heckler nature in me. Anyone can apply though. It'd be fun if the audience ends up being composed of normal human beings who contront the twat.

I'm more upset at SRO Audiences, and will probaly write to them and ask them if they really want to have that bunch of cunts in their portfolio.

 

[8ball]

So I'm on the mailing list of SRO Audiences, a company that sources audiences for TV shows. From time to time you can apply to, or get invited to apply, to a variety of TV shows such as Graham Norton or The Last Leg. Always decent entertainment comedy shows on the Beeb or Channel 4 that normal, non-cunt human beings might want to attend.

Today however I received an email from them about a new comedy politics show:

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I thought the font they used for the title was familiar, and sure enough it's an upcoming show by GB fucking News.

What the fuck, SRO Audiences?

I think that's the one they show quite late on a Saturday.
Saw one, and tbf it was the most reasonable thing I'd seen on the channel - they had some comedians of differing views and some diversity of opinion in the audience too, and there wasn't a pre-agreed agenda to push.

This may have been a blip, obv.

 

[Dogsauce]

Should make it an Urban night out, flood them with ticket requests then just sit there deathly silent throughout the whole thing, every ‘gag’ bombing.

 

[fishfinger]

Eamonn Holmes is joining GBNews.

Eamon Holmes set to quit This Morning for rival broadcaster

 

[Calamity1971]

Eamonn Holmes is joining GBNews.

Eamon Holmes set to quit This Morning for rival broadcaster

Not surprised. He's off the scale in the loonspuddery dept. Ruth sat at home watching him on her revitalegs , getting pissed after trampling the fields setting fire to 5g masts.

 

[killer b]

That's an odd move - was he about to get sacked from This Morning or something?

 

[skyscraper101]

Now Eamonn is poised to become a big-name signing for beleaguered GB News

LOL

 

[NoXion]

After what happened with Andrew Neil I'm honestly surprised that any "name" would go for GB News.

 

[8ball]

After what happened with Andrew Neil I'm honestly surprised that any "name" would go for GB News.

I guess if opportunities are down to GBN vs. the alien conspiracy channel...

 

[Badgers]

 

[MickiQ]

I thought it was just the Nigel Farage Show these days

 

[YouSir]

Was going to ask why they weren't getting arch Rent-a-Twat Piers Morgan in but he's off on the Murdoch teet apparently. Bet Holmes has been told his ITV contract won't be renewed, would have to be daft to join the sinking ship otherwise.

 

[8ball]

Bet Holmes has been told his ITV contract won't be renewed...

You are indeed correct.

 

[Ax^]

WTf is Holmes doing on this channel


make his tv ad that airing atm the moment a bit more interesting


they said growing old was great


but my backs hurt, my kness are hurting and i've suddenly become a fucking racism apologist

 

[stavros]

I thought it was just the Nigel Farage Show these days

That's Question Time.

 

[Ax^]

he must of gotten upset when they gave norton the unit flag suit instead of him

 

[8ball]

Mark Dolan on a monologue about the need to take climate change just now. Bit out if kilter with the usual thrust.

Maybe he knows no one is watching any more so he may as well ad lib.

One thing more in tune with the usual theme is that the sound keeps cutting out…

 

[equationgirl]

HOW THE EVER SUFFERING FUCK IS THIS CHANNEL STILL GOING????

 

[8ball]

HOW THE EVER SUFFERING FUCK IS THIS CHANNEL STILL GOING????

Seems to have more advertisers than it had a few weeks ago. Maybe they’ve reduced their prices.