GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[Badgers]

 

[cupid_stunt]

The bots are coming after him.

 

[danny la rouge]

The bots are coming after him.

He no need for this.

 

[T & P]

Nazi bots coming after him. He’s doomed.

 

[two sheds]

I think Andrew Neil has been badly mischaracterized and libeled on this thread

He has lucid moments:

Andrew Neil tears into GB News over ‘smears and lies’

Presenter said he ‘couldn’t be happier’ about no longer having anything to do with the network

www.independent.co.uk

 

[tim]

First, they cancelled Guto,
And I did not speak out,
Because he'd worked for "Call me Dave"

Then, they cancelled Brillo
And I did not speak out
Because I was laughing too much.

Hopefully, they'll dump Farage in the channel
And I shan't call the RNLI
Because he wouldn't want me to.

 

[Cwmflame]

GB News is just a disaster. I came close to a breakdown: ANDREW NEIL

He's been on IRA and jihadi hit lists, and is also a formidable boss. So it comes as a surprise when Andrew Neil starts to cry and confesses to me how he nearly succumbed to mental collapse.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Excuse the link to the Mail……someone’s regretting their disastrous choices and looking for sympathy.

 

[Dom Traynor]

Hugs Andy (((())))

 

[krtek a houby]

On the IRA and jihadi hit lists? That's great crossover appeal.

 

[Dom Traynor]

Two directors, conscious of the PR disaster should their lead presenter and chairman walk out after just two weeks, suggested he take July and August off. They assured him that by September the glitches would have been ironed out. Andrew agreed.

‘I came off air at 9pm. Susan turned up with my driver. We went straight to the airport and were in the air before 10pm. We had a glass of champagne. It was like a mercy flight or a CIA extraction flight to get away.’ He chuckles briefly, but his palpable despair soon returns.

 

[Badgers]

 

[cupid_stunt]

I so hope that all this ends up in court, it would be hilarious entertainment.

 

[killer b]

Someone paste the whole article please, I'm not disabling my ad blocked for the Mail

 

[Badgers]

Amazon docudrama ideally

Casting?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Amazon docudrama ideally

Casting?

No, it should be on a 'free to air' channel, for maximum audience reach.

As for casting...

Spoiler: Nigel Farage

 

[cupid_stunt]

Someone paste the whole article please, I'm not disabling my ad blocked for the Mail

All the juicy bits are quoted by other papers, try the Guardian.

Andrew Neil ‘almost had breakdown’ at GB News

Veteran presenter, who quit after eight shows, says technical faults and other problems ‘would have killed him’ if he had carried on

www.theguardian.com

 

[Chilli.s]

Who'd have thought that sitting around chatting shit could be so physically gruelling, poor Andrew what a hero

 

[Ted Striker]

Amazon docudrama ideally

Casting?

Amazon Prime follow up to the Spurs 'All or Nothing' season

 

[agricola]

All the juicy bits are quoted by other papers, try the Guardian.

Andrew Neil ‘almost had breakdown’ at GB News

Veteran presenter, who quit after eight shows, says technical faults and other problems ‘would have killed him’ if he had carried on

www.theguardian.com

not to side with the vest-wearer here but one of the lines from GB News is worth reading (emphasis added):

“The launch date of GB News was set to accommodate Andrew’s own travel plans. Indeed, contrary to management’s wishes, it was Andrew who insisted the launch date be announced, failing which he refused to travel to London for it.”

... so the original plan was to not announce they had launched?

 

[two sheds]

Poor snowflake

 

[moochedit]

I so hope that all this ends up in court, it would be hilarious entertainment.

Win win really! cunt vs cunts

 

[brogdale]

Rather surprisingly, it looks as though they've managed to pitch a stall in the right place and time for the LP's Brighton conference.
at the it's better than your studio comment!

 

[cupid_stunt]

This is the first time I've quoted a tweet from GB News, but I think this one is justified.

I know this guy is actually a comedian IRL, but I am fairly sure he's not taking the piss here, I think he actually believes in the delusional bullshit he spews out, in this egotistical monologue, with a script that the 'Drop the Dead Donkey' team would be proud of, it's a real treasure trove of complete lunacy.

 

[existentialist]

This is the first time I've quoted a tweet from GB News, but I think this one is justified.

I know this guy is actually a comedian IRL, but I am fairly sure he's not taking the piss here, I think he actually believes in the delusional bullshit he spews out, in this egotistical monologue, with a script that the 'Drop the Dead Donkey' team would be proud of, it's a real treasure trove of complete lunacy.

I'd have thought a comedian could have done a better job than that...though TBF he doesn't have a lot to work with

 

[brogdale]

This is the first time I've quoted a tweet from GB News, but I think this one is justified.

I know this guy is actually a comedian IRL, but I am fairly sure he's not taking the piss here, I think he actually believes in the delusional bullshit he spews out, in this egotistical monologue, with a script that the 'Drop the Dead Donkey' team would be proud of, it's a real treasure trove of complete lunacy.

Risible.

Say what you like without fear of losing your job

 

[krtek a houby]

This is the first time I've quoted a tweet from GB News, but I think this one is justified.

I know this guy is actually a comedian IRL, but I am fairly sure he's not taking the piss here, I think he actually believes in the delusional bullshit he spews out, in this egotistical monologue, with a script that the 'Drop the Dead Donkey' team would be proud of, it's a real treasure trove of complete lunacy.

He says "crumbs"!!!


Crikey.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Rather surprisingly, it looks as though they've managed to pitch a stall in the right place and time for the LP's Brighton conference.
at the it's better than your studio comment!

Good headline on this...GB News has a stand at the Labour Party conference and absolutely nobody knows why.

GB News has a stand at the Labour Party conference and absolutely nobody knows why

We don’t know what the opposite of preaching to the choir is, but we imagine it looks a lot like the ‘anti-woke’, right-wing news channel GB News having a stand at this year’s Labour Party conference.The build-up to the event has seen the party met with intense media scrutiny, after Sir Keir...

www.indy100.com

 

[klang]

This is the first time I've quoted a tweet from GB News, but I think this one is justified.

I know this guy is actually a comedian IRL, but I am fairly sure he's not taking the piss here, I think he actually believes in the delusional bullshit he spews out, in this egotistical monologue, with a script that the 'Drop the Dead Donkey' team would be proud of, it's a real treasure trove of complete lunacy.

christ on a pushy.

 

[brogdale]

Good headline on this...GB News has a stand at the Labour Party conference and absolutely nobody knows why.

GB News has a stand at the Labour Party conference and absolutely nobody knows why

We don’t know what the opposite of preaching to the choir is, but we imagine it looks a lot like the ‘anti-woke’, right-wing news channel GB News having a stand at this year’s Labour Party conference.The build-up to the event has seen the party met with intense media scrutiny, after Sir Keir...

www.indy100.com

Rather weirdly they appear to be broadcasting news from their Brighton stall.

 

[Ax^]

has anyone told them Murdock is going to start a channel that will make them fold quicker than Granada talk TV

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