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[DaveCinzano]

Faux vicar by day, and a knight in the bedroom .

I bet he has an Electrolux blender too

 

[agricola]

Here's the bat-shit crazy video.

It still baffles and enrages me that he, of all the religious in the country, was the one who got his own TV show. I only know a few priests, and one minister, but they'd all be more insightful, more interesting and much more entertaining than him.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Oh, he's begging for money to pay his rent, now he's out of a job, what a surprise.

 

[Bingoman]

Is he a real vicar and if so why has he not been defrocked?

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

He could just get a proper job ffs

I think his and your definition of such would not match

I bet he has an Electrolux blender too

I thought electrolux were hoovers (had a sale pitchers in my circle of acquaintances)

It still baffles and enrages me that he, of all the religious in the country, was the one who got his own TV show. I only know a few priests, and one minister, but they'd all be more insightful, more interesting and much more entertaining than him.

would any of them have gone on GBN though?

 

[Raheem]

Is he a real vicar and if so why has he not been defrocked?

He's not a real vicar. He trained as one but didn't graduate (if that's the terminology).

 

[agricola]

Is he a real vicar and if so why has he not been defrocked?

He is a Deacon in a minor Anglican sect, and so almost certainly will not be sanctioned by them. He was trying to get into the C of E but they, wisely, refused to grant his ordination on account of how likely he was to do everything he's ended up doing.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I thought electrolux were hoovers (had a sale pitchers in my circle of acquaintances)

Brand of choice for another Templar enthusiast:

May 27 - “Started crushing fert prills, testing out the various blenders ... Found a perfect blender; Electrolux.”

Timeline - Excerpts from Norway attacker's diary

Anders Behring Breivik, the Norwegian arrested for the killing of at least 93 people, wrote a diary setting out his preparations to mount the bomb and gun attack.

www.reuters.com

 

[agricola]

would any of them have gone on GBN though?

Probably not. One of them had (and may still have) a column in the Fortean Times, though.

 

[Bingoman]

He is a Deacon in a minor Anglican sect, and so almost certainly will not be sanctioned by them. He was trying to get into the C of E but they, wisely, refused to grant his ordination on account of how likely he was to do everything he's ended up doing.

Right ok

 

[DaveCinzano]

'Crusade Against Cancel Culture'

'C.A.C.C.'

CACC

CACC

 

[DotCommunist]

I always want to remind crusader fans that they'd have been the ostler at the inn looking after the knights horse if lucky. If not, dead of dysentery, somehow lost in anatolia. The glory days eh.

 

[Dovydaitis]

Surely with the pray option on the fundraising, he doesn’t need the cash? Seems to work for all those dying kids and such

 

[CH1]

Surely with the pray option on the fundraising, he doesn’t need the cash? Seems to work for all those dying kids and such

Does he have to pray? Currently up to £21,175. I wonder if this is actual cash transfers - or promises?
If you press Give it says this ""Every man shall give as he is able, according to the blessing of the LORD your God which He has given you." Deut. 16:17" before taking your particulars.


P.S. GiveSendGo itself sounds dodgy: Crowdfunding Site For Right-Wing Causes Generates Windfall

 

[tim]

Is he a real vicar and if so why has he not been defrocked?

He's a deacon in the Free Church of England. They are a fringe sect of Bible-bashers who take the nutters that the Church of England either trains and the decides are unordainble; or those who they sack for being a cunt.

 

[pesh]

Does he have to pray? Currently up to £21,175. I wonder if this is actual cash transfers - or promises?
If you press Give it says this ""Every man shall give as he is able, according to the blessing of the LORD your God which He has given you." Deut. 16:17" before taking your particulars.
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P.S. GiveSendGo itself sounds dodgy: Crowdfunding Site For Right-Wing Causes Generates Windfall
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can you leave a comment if you send him a few prays?

 

[spitfire]

Reckon he borrowed someone else's church for that photoshoot. Snuck in when no one was around I bet.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Reckon he borrowed someone else's church for that photoshoot. Snuck in when no one was around I bet.

BitChurch

 

[CH1]

Reckon he borrowed someone else's church for that photoshoot. Snuck in when no one was around I bet.

I think you're right. His own is this one in Harlesden

 

[brogdale]

I think you're right. His own is this one in Harlesden
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Obvs a converted garage.

 

[Serge Forward]

Nah, function room above a pub.

 

[Raheem]

The question is how will the two people playing the congregation spend their tenners?

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[stavros]

Does he have to pray? Currently up to £21,175. I wonder if this is actual cash transfers - or promises?
If you press Give it says this ""Every man shall give as he is able, according to the blessing of the LORD your God which He has given you." Deut. 16:17" before taking your particulars.
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P.S. GiveSendGo itself sounds dodgy: Crowdfunding Site For Right-Wing Causes Generates Windfall
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Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

'Crusade Against Cancel Culture'

'C.A.C.C.'

CACC

CACC

I think we should Cancel Crusade Against Cancel Culture's Cruel Campaign

 

[quiet guy]

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?

That would be an ecumenical matter

 

[skyscraper101]

 

[Karl Masks]

That character (gary not Lee) is so on the nose his real name is probably Jolyon, an out of work actor with a completely different accent struggling to write that play and needing work.

Poor Jolyon

 

[two sheds]

"He reminds me what common sense is"

If we're arguing along their lines then what's next after the tories have stopped new environmental measures? Are they going to destroy all our wind generators and solar panels? Will they be coming for YOUR solar panels?

Will they be making meat consumption COMPULSORY and banning woke vegetables? I think they should tell us now.

 

[CH1]

Why was Richard Tice on with Bev Turner this morning? Has Tory Boy got the sack as well?