GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[cupid_stunt]

How on earth has Wotton survived not being sacked atm?

I guess he has more expensive lawyers.

That, and he's GBN's top twat, pulling in the most viewers.

 

[Bingoman]

I loved GB News sacked Fox whilst he was sat in a police station cell. Top work lads.

Worked out nicely now for an officer to tell him the good news

 

[8ball]

How on earth has Wotton survived not being sacked atm?

I expect they want to put out a full statement of why they are sacking him, to keep themselves covered in the case of potential future revelations. Get as much in the statement as possible so they can say they took action over it.

My sympathies are with the intern who is currently trying to reconstruct half a ton of shredded documents with a stapler and a Pritt stick.

 

[Raheem]

How on earth has Wotton survived not being sacked atm?

Having hundreds of photos of journalists' cocks?

 

[teqniq]

How on earth has Wotton survived not being sacked atm?

He has almost certainly been protected by somebody who has since thought better of it.

 

[8ball]

He has almost certainly been protected by somebody who has sice thought better of it.

Management probably still fighting like rats in a sack.

 

[steveo87]

(Last time I promise, and then I'll start posting opinions again...)

She's a week old today, Baby87 does not fuck about.

 

[tim]

My sympathies are with the intern who is currently trying to reconstruct half a ton of shredded documents with a stapler and a Pritt stick.

I hope that intern doesn't have to use Darren's "pritt stick"

Anyway, the Deacon is prophesying that Dolan will be next.

 

[8ball]

Anyway, the Deacon is prophesying that Dolan will be next.

Amen to that!

 

[cupid_stunt]

That man in a frock, AKA the fake vicar, makes a tit of himself on Sky News, apparently he doesn't understand why he was sacked for just supporting Wootton, ignoring the fact that he publicly slagged off this employer in a number of tweets.

Still, I think we can all agree with one thing he says - GBN should not be called a news channel.

 

[8ball]

Still, I think we can all agree with one thing he says - GBN should not be called a news channel.

I think the modern lingo is “media outlet”.

Which I think might be an anagram of “u made toilet”.

 

[two sheds]

where shit is the medium

I liked the bit 'we always have someone from the left and the right' - as when they have a tory mp interviewing tory mps?

 

[PR1Berske]

That man in a frock, AKA the fake vicar, makes a tit of himself on Sky News, apparently he doesn't understand why he was sacked for just supporting Wootton, ignoring the fact that he publicly slagged off this employer in a number of tweets.

Still, I think we can all agree with one thing he says - GBN should not be called a news channel.

Oh there's more:

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh there's more:

Here's the bat-shit crazy video.

 

[two sheds]

Well he was part of it so he'd know the people at the top and what their aims are so we can trust all that unless he's an utter loon

..... ah ...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh, he's begging for money to pay his rent, now he's out of a job, what a surprise.

 

[marty21]

Oh, he's begging for money to pay his rent, now he's out of a job, what a surprise.

Fucking grifting cosplayer

 

[DaveCinzano]

Fucking grifting cosplayer

WILL EUCHARISE FOR CASH

 

[marty21]

He could just get a proper job ffs

 

[Serge Forward]

He could just get a proper job ffs

He's never put a shift in. He never will.

 

[8ball]

WILL EUCHARISE FOR CASH

Yeah, but it’s a bit weak compared to the Catholic version where you get actual blood produced.

What blood group is Jesus, anyway? If it’s O negative I think I may have solved our issue with the stocks at the blood bank.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Yeah, but it’s a bit weak compared to the Catholic version where you get actual blood produced.

What blood group is Jesus, anyway?

Rhesus Christ Positive

 

[Storm Fox]

Yeah, but it’s a bit weak compared to the Catholic version where you get actual blood produced.

What blood group is Jesus, anyway? If it’s O negative I think I may have solved our issue with the stocks at the blood bank.

That would be an ecumenical matter.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

What blood group is Jesus, anyway?

Cabernet Sauvignon

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fox has been released, in time to make an arse of himself in this video report for Sky.

Laurence Fox has criticised GB News, branding the broadcaster "GB joke", after he discovered he had been sacked while in a police station following his arrest.

"It's not GB News, it's GB joke," Fox said.

"I found out about the GB News sacking, in there [the police station].

"They went; 'By the way, you've been sacked and there's loads of paparazzi out there'. And I was like 'phew'."

'It's GB joke': Laurence Fox hits out at GB News after learning of sacking in police station

The actor and political activist was detained earlier on suspicion of conspiring to commit criminal damage to ULEZ cameras - and was also sacked by GB News following his controversial comments about journalist Ava Evans.

news.sky.com

 

[DaveCinzano]

Worked out nicely now for an officer to tell him the good news

You called it

"I found out about the GB News sacking, in there [the police station].

"They went; 'By the way, you've been sacked and there's loads of paparazzi out there'. And I was like 'phew'."

 

[Bingoman]

You called it

At the time I was only joking about and it turns out to be true who would of thought

 

[Calamity1971]

Fucking grifting cosplayer

Faux vicar by day, and a knight in the bedroom .

 

[Dystopiary]

Faux vicar by day, and a knight in the bedroom .

Crusaders innit. Righteous heroes.

 

[zedr]

taught at the same school as grifty vicar a few years after he left. weird to see his descent into weird political rabbitholes since he was trying to recruit students to the tory party.