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GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

Brazier and Philips not that I really have much awareness of who Phillips is. And and a new God slot with Father Calvin.

Father Calvin liked one of my tweets the other day. The one where I said he should borrow Rishi's Green card and go and work for Anglicans Unscripted - the American YouTube channel that had broken with Canterbury on Trumpian grounds.
 
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The Church of England blocked his ordination, so he went with the Free Church of England, whoever they are.
Dunno if you're in London, but apparently Calvin's branch of the Free Church of England is in Harlsden.
They have Balham branch - but it looks a real snoozefest -unless you mainline on the Book of Common Prayer (1662).

I have more direct link with the Church of England church that I (somewhat infrequently) attend.
The vicar is apt to welcome me by name - publicly, at the beginning of the service.
Of course he might regard me a the prodigal son, come creeping back after a mis-spent youth(?).
But I prefer to think this is the moment in the Gospel Of Truth when the supplicant hears their name called and realises they have accepted a call to grace.

Enough heretics for today - Ed
 
I think the religious stuff is just the latest stage of his journey into deepest cuntery
If you think that's bad try de-tuning to Freeview channel 66 - TBN (Trintity Broadcasting Newtork)
This channel, along with 5 Select (Freeview 56) are utilising the broadcasting space supposed to be BBC Four HD/CBeebies HD). Presumably some nutter has rented out the BBC transmitter to these loons.

I assure you Father Calvin is a pussycat compared to TBN
I put it on a few weeks ago to check it out - and jumped into a discussion (in the USA) about why you shouldn't send your kids to public school (= state schools here in Blighty)
1. public schools are controlled by Marxists
2. they do transgender indoctrination
3. your kids will go gay!

Personally I think if Father Calvin learns to bite the pillow all our troubles will be over.
 
If you think that's bad try de-tuning to Freeview channel 66 - TBN (Trintity Broadcasting Newtork)
This channel, along with 5 Select (Freeview 56) are utilising the broadcasting space supposed to be BBC Four HD/CBeebies HD). Presumably some nutter has rented out the BBC transmitter to these loons.

I assure you Father Calvin is a pussycat compared to TBN
I put it on a few weeks ago to check it out - and jumped into a discussion (in the USA) about why you shouldn't send your kids to public school (= state schools here in Blighty)
1. public schools are controlled by Marxists
2. they do transgender indoctrination
3. your kids will go gay!

Personally I think if Father Calvin learns to bite the pillow all our troubles will be over.
Wait till you meet American pastor, Greg Locke. You can youtube him, because I fucking won't. He's a psychotic maniac
 
Wait till you meet American pastor, Greg Locke. You can youtube him, because I fucking won't. He's a psychotic maniac
I think they are all damned for all time - to quote from "Jesus Christ Superstar"

possibly the most accurate exploration of religious controversies on film (The Last Temptation of Christ included)
wonderful staging by Norman Jewison - including Israeli tanks. Script by Melvin Barg apparent;ly
 
Dunno if you're in London, but apparently Calvin's branch of the Free Church of England is in Harlsden.
They have Balham branch - but it looks a real snoozefest -unless you mainline on the Book of Common Prayer (1662).

I have more direct link with the Church of England church that I (somewhat infrequently) attend.
The vicar is apt to welcome me by name - publicly, at the beginning of the service.
Of course he might regard me a the prodigal son, come creeping back after a mis-spent youth(?).
But I prefer to think this is the moment in the Gospel Of Truth when the supplicant hears their name called and realises they have accepted a call to grace.

Enough heretics for today - Ed
If a priest calls me by my name I just assume he's trying to groom me
 
Matthew Sweet has criticised GB News for promoting conspiracy theories. They invited him on to discuss it. He's sent them an open letter and a long accompanying twitter thread with a lot of screencaps and links.

It's all archived here as a web page.

Matthew Sweet calls out GB News for promoting conspiracy theories


twitter thread link

and then it gets going.
 
Just had a look at GB News. They were having an in depth political discussion with Christopher Biggins (yes, really), who opined that the immigration situation with Uranda (?) was a bit of a mess. He also asserted that the reason for all the staff shortages is because people don't want to work.

Brilliant insight.
 
Just had a look at GB News. They were having an in depth political discussion with Christopher Biggins (yes, really), who opined that the immigration situation with Uranda (?) was a bit of a mess. He also asserted that the reason for all the staff shortages is because people don't want to work.

Brilliant insight.

Uranda? Is that a fake nation somebody made up to troll GB News with?

"Our poll found 100% of GB News viewers oppose foreign aid to Uranda, 100% think the UK should reduce immigration from Uranda, and 95% think Urandans already here should be deported. Some 78% reported having had a negative interaction with a Urandan. Asked to identify a celebrity of Urandan descent, 65% named Meghan Markle."
 
Just had a look at GB News. They were having an in depth political discussion with Christopher Biggins (yes, really), who opined that the immigration situation with Uranda (?) was a bit of a mess. He also asserted that the reason for all the staff shortages is because people don't want to work.

Brilliant insight.
What? A Dame on GB News - shouldn't they have been discussing transvestite story telling to 5 year old children in Arkansas?

BTW "Father" Calvin was looking particularly ridiculous yesterday afternoon. - he seemed enthroned at a higher level than his fellow chat-show participants and was wearing preaching bands.
I can't find a picture online of him wearing these at a service - only when demolishing "woke" culture on GB News perhaps?
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