GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[two sheds]

Fuck me there are 2/3mil watching telly at 6in the morning

almost none of those watching GB News

 

[two sheds]

and almost none standing to God Save the Queen what's wrong with this country?

 

[Raheem]

and almost none standing to God Save the Queen what's wrong with this country?

Has a shit national anthem. That's where the rot starts.

 

[two sheds]

wash your mouth out young person

 

[pseudonarcissus]

Has a shit national anthem. That's where the rot starts.

Could we change it to the Archers theme tune?

 

[Raheem]

Could we change it to the Archers theme tune?

I've often thought the Birdie Song would be the perfect choice. I've said so here before, but sadly it was taken as a joke.

 

[pseudonarcissus]

I've often thought the Birdie Song would be the perfect choice. I've said so here before, but sadly it was taken as a joke.

With the same words as the current one?

 

[Raheem]

With the same words as the current one?

I hadn't thought of that but ok.

 

[pesh]

 

[DaveCinzano]

With the same words as the current one?

The tune of the Archers theme, the lyrics of the Birdie Song, and the actions of Agadoo

 

[pseudonarcissus]

The tune of the Archers theme, the lyrics of the Birdie Song, and the actions of Agadoo

It may well be government policy

 

[not a trot]

almost none of those watching GB News

Have to admit I was one of those sad cunts who got up early to watch the first Breakfast TV broadcast. Was soon bored after about 20 minutes.

 

[8ball]

Have to admit I was one of those sad cunts who got up early to watch the first Breakfast TV broadcast. Was soon bored after about 20 minutes.

You got through the national anthem, though.

 

[not a trot]

Have to admit I was one of those sad cunts who got up early to watch the first Breakfast TV broadcast. Was soon bored after about 20 minutes.

Should have made it clearer, this was 1983.

 

[two sheds]

Aha - I've taken back my

 

[Raheem]

I thought I'd flick on GB News because I haven't for a while and I swear to god it's three versions of the same man at different stages in his life, having a roundtable discussion.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Just flipped over for a moment, I guess they must be still be suffering from regular cock-ups, because Holmes reactions were brilliant.

"We are going to be talking to Bridget Phillipson, Shadow Secretary of State for Education.

[confused look, asking control room] What are we doing?

[raises eyebrows] Where is Bridget, where is she? Someone tell me!

[looking well pissed off] She can't hear us!

[mutters something, that sounded like] For fuck's sake"

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Dom Traynor]

I just realized that's Laurie Penny. Jesus Christ.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I just realized that's Laurie Penny. Jesus Christ.

No, it's Eleanor Penny, they are sisters.

 

[Dom Traynor]

Spoilers but Borden and Fallon...

 

[krtek a houby]

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Is he hosting mass debates, now?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is he hosting mass debates, now?

Yes...



Thanks to tendril, who posted this on the bandwidthz thread.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I so hope that someone at GB News is keeping a record of all these rejections, they would make a good book.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I like how she mouths "that's the wrong anthem", as if it is the anthem for another country

 

[tim]

Old news

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[gosub]

I so hope that someone at GB News is keeping a record of all these rejections, they would make a good book.

I wasn't even aware Barry Cryer cooked

 

[gosub]

Ah yes, that all important 57th anneversary

 

[Jeff Robinson]

lol what a shit hole channel.