First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton

[Ted Striker]

I just don't know why Meghan would do this to her tbh.

 

[moochedit]

I just don't know why Meghan would do this to her tbh.

She's evil

 

[Santino]

I just don't know why Meghan would do this to her tbh.

Corbyn.

 

[PTK]

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I wasn’t going to comment on this thread again, but. People do realise that the profile of a person from a certain angle will look very much like another profile of that person from that angle, right?

Next you'll be telling us that Louis Armstrong did not walk on the Moon.

 

[Wilf]

I knew one was called George, but learned the others today. I'll remember Charlotte, because it's a favourite name of mine but I've a feeling I'll forget about Louis rather quickly.

For a very long time I couldn't remember the names of the Charlie/Diana/Hewitt kids, till about 5 years ago really. Not so much my anti-monarchism as my brain. Doesn't help that they go by several names, William, Wills, Will, The Duke of Something, Prince Billy...

 

[PTK]

Corbyn.

You'll have noticed that no-one has any evidence of Jeremy Corbyn and Prince Charles meeting, or being in the same location at the same time.

 

[dessiato]

Next you'll be telling us that Louis Armstrong did not walk on the Moon.

I thought it was Lance

 

[PTK]

I thought it was Lance

Now you are being silly. Lance Armstrong was not even born when Apollo 11 went to the Moon.

 

[Wilf]

I'm picturing Baldy bonce bending over to take the snap on his bellows camera, Rose stood behind, lovingly ramming the size 9 strap-on in to the freshly greased royal annus, the groan he makes from a forceful push causing Kate and the kids to produce those beautiful, enigmatic smiles.

I happened to be eating a large (vegetarian) sausage at the moment I read that. (((My appetite))))

 

[Wilf]

The Society of the (Photoshopped) Spectacle.

 

[editor]

 

[PTK]

The Society of the (Photoshopped) Spectacle.

That's the answer! Kate now needs to wear spectacles, and the photo was amended to remove them.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

I just don't know why Meghan would do this to her tbh.

The Telegraph

📷 Duchess of Sussex ‘has a keen eye and freakish attention to detail’ and is a ‘control freak’ about imagery, New York Post told Read more 👇...

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[not a trot]

Now you are being silly. Lance Armstrong was not even born when Apollo 11 went to the Moon.

And how would they have fitted his bike in that small capsule.

 

[Bingoman]

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No photoshopping here

 

[Wilf]

Non-standard anarcho position: I actually feel quite sorry for her. She's had some sort of, presumably, serious surgery ( i really haven't followed it) or is having a breakdown. But she has to deploy her kids to feed the needs of the media and the institution. She has to do that, whereas Will Windsor plays a different role, doing his pre-King thing. It's the madness of the institution and the way it fucks up the family life of it's actual core family. It's royal madness with a hefty dose of patriarchy in there. It's the bullshit about duty that made the Elizabeth and Philip version of the family such a disfunctional skip fire. I mean, fuck 'em, fuck the lot of them and what they say about our society, but it's a nasty little institution in the way it twists its own children.

 

[moochedit]

You'll have noticed that no-one has any evidence of Jeremy Corbyn and Prince Charles meeting, or being in the same location at the same time.

Well now you put it like that it does make you think

 

[PR1Berske]

My view is close to Wilf 's. The Family were insular for so long, blocking outsiders from entering, and blocking members from going outside. You don't need to have watched The Crown to know what they do to outsiders: Diana, Catherine, Meghan, they're all chewed up once they've had their babies.

Sarah Ferguson is an exception. She betrayed them and yet she is still inside the tent.

 

[danny la rouge]

Non-standard anarcho position: I actually feel quite sorry for her. She's had some sort of, presumably, serious surgery ( i really haven't followed it) or is having a breakdown. But she has to deploy her kids to feed the needs of the media and the institution. She has to do that, whereas Will Windsor plays a different role, doing his pre-King thing. It's the madness of the institution and the way it fucks up the family life of it's actual core family. It's royal madness with a hefty dose of patriarchy in there. It's the bullshit about duty that made the Elizabeth and Philip version of the family such a disfunctional skip fire. I mean, fuck 'em, fuck the lot of them and what they say about our society, but it's a nasty little institution in the way it twists its own children.

I would think that’s a pretty standard anarchist view. It’s pretty much mine. The elite are also damaged by the hegemony.

 

[moochedit]

Sarah Ferguson is an exception. She betrayed them and yet she is still inside the tent.

she's back with sweaty nonce. i don't think phil the greek liked her. No idea what chuckie thinks though.

 

[Thora]

Non-standard anarcho position: I actually feel quite sorry for her. She's had some sort of, presumably, serious surgery ( i really haven't followed it) or is having a breakdown. But she has to deploy her kids to feed the needs of the media and the institution. She has to do that, whereas Will Windsor plays a different role, doing his pre-King thing. It's the madness of the institution and the way it fucks up the family life of it's actual core family. It's royal madness with a hefty dose of patriarchy in there. It's the bullshit about duty that made the Elizabeth and Philip version of the family such a disfunctional skip fire. I mean, fuck 'em, fuck the lot of them and what they say about our society, but it's a nasty little institution in the way it twists its own children.

She chose it though, it's not like Will/Harry who were groomed into it.

 

[PR1Berske]

She chose it though, it's not like Will/Harry who were groomed into it.

Chose or chosen?

 

[moomoo]

I am totally invested in this now.

 

[ska invita]

I actually feel quite sorry for her. She's had some sort of, presumably, serious surgery ( i really haven't followed it) or is having a breakdown.

shes fine, look how happy she is in that photo (not the one where you cant see her face)
or are you saying thats not really a current photo of her !!!!??

 

[Glitter]

My view is close to Wilf 's. The Family were insular for so long, blocking outsiders from entering, and blocking members from going outside. You don't need to have watched The Crown to know what they do to outsiders: Diana, Catherine, Meghan, they're all chewed up once they've had their babies.

Sarah Ferguson is an exception. She betrayed them and yet she is still inside the tent.

I suspect Sarah Ferguson knows too much

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I suspect Sarah Ferguson knows too much

Maybe she'll reveal the shocking news that Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce.

 

[Wilf]

She chose it though, it's not like Will/Harry who were groomed into it.

Aye, true and when it comes to sympathy I can think of plenty of others who are ahead of her in the queue. And, for that matter, millions of people whose lives are shit because of the system she embodies. Suppose it's just like moments like this where you see the absurdity of the whole thing in fine detail. The Spectacle has to be fed, so a woman has to force her kids into a grimace with all the rough edges photoshopped off. 'Modern life' and the media colliding with monarchy, producing an idiotic image that's both banal and unpleasant.

 

[Wilf]

Anyway, in case anyone thinks I'm going soft on the fuckers....

 

[klang]

Any new members here in recent months??

she used to post here as acidifiedaussie

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

she used to post here as acidifiedaussie

Pretty sure that was actually Jason Donovan tbf.