First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton

[klang]

Pretty sure that was actually Jason Donovan tbf.

whoever it was, they spoke more sense than most other posters here.

 

[Serge Forward]

I thought it was Lance

I watched the moon landings on telly when it happened and I can say with confidence that it was Stretch Armstrong.

 

[mwgdrwg]

I just upped the brightness and contrast...

 

[Wilf]

I am totally invested in this now.

Not a patch on the the Wagatha thing though.

 

[A380]

Not a patch on the the Wagatha thing though.

So will Kate say her camera fell off a North Sea ferry?

 

[Saffy]

My favourite theory is that Kate's in isolation because she's on The Masked Singer.

 

[dessiato]

My view is close to Wilf 's. The Family were insular for so long, blocking outsiders from entering, and blocking members from going outside. You don't need to have watched The Crown to know what they do to outsiders: Diana, Catherine, Meghan, they're all chewed up once they've had their babies.

Sarah Ferguson is an exception. She betrayed them and yet she is still inside the tent.

I liked Fergy, there’s something very attractive about her.

 

[Glitter]

My favourite theory is that Kate's in isolation because she's on The Masked Singer.

LIZARD!!!!!

 

[Wilf]

I liked Fergy, there’s something very attractive about her.

Hoping/assuming you are not talking about her physical attraction, I'm confused. She is one of the most entitled self interested individuals on the planet.

Pedantic edit: ^ I'm not implying anything about her physical 'attractiveness', just suggesting we shouldn't be discussing it. If dessiato even was doing that...

 

[moomoo]

Not a patch on the the Wagatha thing though.

That was my favourite drama before this one.

 

[ska invita]

I just upped the brightness and contrast...

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youve photoshopped that from her front cover issue of Exotic Keepers magazine

 

[klang]

no escaping the meta data

 

[T & P]

The lunacy continues to gather pace...

(for those who do not know, that is Rose Hanbury, William's alleged mistress)

 

[ska invita]

(for those who do not know, that is Rose Hanbury, William's alleged mistress)

Thats Lady Rose Hanbury, Marchioness of Cholmondeley to you

 

[moochedit]

Thats Lady Rose Hanbury, Marchioness of Cholmondeley to you

Pegger of the pow.

 

[ska invita]

I do like a royal divorce... i'll have to dust off my special hat

 

[ddraig]

 

[PTK]

I watched the moon landings on telly when it happened and I can say with confidence that it was Stretch Armstrong.

Technically speaking, you did not watch the landing, as there was not a camera on the Moon to show the LEM coming down.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I do like a royal divorce... i'll have to dust off my special hat

Do we get a day off for a divorce?

 

[two sheds]

I think the whole thing is a PR exercise thought up by Reuters to advertise their new policy on rejecting altered images.

 

[Aladdin]

At this stage photoshopped picture number three should be out within days.

 

[Idris2002]

Technically speaking, you did not watch the landing, as there was not a camera on the Moon to show the LEM coming down.

Worthy of the great Pickman's Model himself.

 

[A380]

Thats Lady Rose Hanbury, Marchioness of Cholmondeley to you

Good grief. Does William have to shout her title and full name at the point of orgasm?

 

[two sheds]

Technically speaking, you did not watch the landing, as there was not a camera on the Moon to show the LEM coming down.

You mean .... it was all ... a HOAX?!!!!

 

[A380]

You mean .... it was all ... a HOAX?!!!!

Every one knows it was a hoax. We’ve never been to the moon. To get the low gravity effects in the film NASA shot it in a studio on Mars.

 

[PR1Berske]

Every one knows it was a hoax. We’ve never been to the moon. To get the low gravity effects in the film NASA shot it in a studio on Mars.

Having rejected Venus because of what they found there. Found and left.

 

[PTK]

You mean .... it was all ... a HOAX?!!!!

If there had been a camera on the Moon filming the LEM landing, then that would be evidence that someone was already there. Who was that person? Was it Jeremy Corbyn or Prince Charles? If you were there, phone this number.

 

[Serge Forward]

You mean .... it was all ... a HOAX?!!!!

That's what they want you to think

 

[Kaka Tim]

If there had been a camera on the Moon filming the LEM landing, then that would be evidence that someone was already there. Who was that person? Was it Jeremy Corbyn or Prince Charles? If you were there, phone this number.

Elvis obvs

 

[moochedit]

Every one knows it was a hoax. We’ve never been to the moon. To get the low gravity effects in the film NASA shot it in a studio on Mars.

There is no way it was filmed in our solar system. Position of the stars is all wrong. Must have used tech from the roswell ufo to go elsewhere