dessiato
4 years and I still cry sometimes
She was great fun. You knew you'd have a laugh if you were going out with her.
First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton
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bcuster
Well-Known Member
Kate Middleton is dead. Kate Middleton is getting a divorce. Kate Middleton has forsaken life as a member of British royalty and has chosen to become a humble cobbler.
www.sfgate.com
I know what happened to Kate Middleton
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary is pretty sure he knows what's become of the Princess of Wales.
www.sfgate.com
Idris2002
Stay Alive in '25
Is this a reference to the Audrey Hepburn/Gregory Peck movie Roman Holiday?
danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
… don’t stand so close to me.
PTK
Paul Kegan
I'll be watching you. No wonder they called the band The Police.
PTK
Paul Kegan
That's Bernadette McAliskey.
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Well as long as Dawn French is doing okay
T & P
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The images people are claiming to be 'originals' are just unconvincing and silly.
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I’ve no clue where you got that idea from…
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
q_w_e_r_t_y
You see an investment scam and I see divinity
Jokes aside, she's missing.
Her mother in law died in strange circumstances, her sister-in-law has spoken of the oppressive environment necessitating a move out of the country, an ex-boyfriend of her sister has turned up dead, her husband is publicly drunk and fake photos are being released.
Things are not well here, there is a refusal on the part of the palace to provide proof of life, beyond grainy photos.
Why is Kate Middleton's first communication since Xmas with much speculation about her surgery apologising for faking photographs?
Her mother in law died in strange circumstances, her sister-in-law has spoken of the oppressive environment necessitating a move out of the country, an ex-boyfriend of her sister has turned up dead, her husband is publicly drunk and fake photos are being released.
Things are not well here, there is a refusal on the part of the palace to provide proof of life, beyond grainy photos.
Why is Kate Middleton's first communication since Xmas with much speculation about her surgery apologising for faking photographs?
tommers
It was... Rebekah Vardy's account
What makes you think she wrote that? That they put "C" afterwards?
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
what we used to chalk up by the dart-board after the numbers of any particular poor visit to the oche
spitfire
Walty McWaltface
Maybe she IS Banksy
Makes you think...
Kate Middleton studied history of art at the University of St Andrews.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
All this talk of Kate, bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst; but Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom, Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate, for dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate -
Will no one think of poor Wills, the insane pressure of destiny since birth, the horror of his father's illness bringing his Prince of Walesness to a premature end, thrusting him into the limelight of State Opening of Parliament and Trooping the Colour? No wonder he freaked out of the memorial service for his godfather, and now Kate doesn't even trust him to take a photograph of the children.
(Tbf I am sorry he was made motherless so publicly and so young, but otherwise not.)
Will no one think of poor Wills, the insane pressure of destiny since birth, the horror of his father's illness bringing his Prince of Walesness to a premature end, thrusting him into the limelight of State Opening of Parliament and Trooping the Colour? No wonder he freaked out of the memorial service for his godfather, and now Kate doesn't even trust him to take a photograph of the children.
(Tbf I am sorry he was made motherless so publicly and so young, but otherwise not.)
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Nah, Steve's a nasty, thick cunt; I know someone who had the mis-fortune to be at St Andrews at the same time
Now do the cat bin lady.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Wtf. Just googled that. He called himself steve at uni
did he think nobody would recognise him?
Idris2002
Stay Alive in '25
I went there for a job interview just before the lockdown. They swore blind to me that most of their students aren't poshoes anymore. But in the cafe at the end of the road, there was a sign in the window which read "where Will met Kate".Makes you think...
Kate Middleton studied history of art at the University of St Andrews.
I wonder if that sign's still there?
And I might not go as far as q_w_e_r_t_y but something odd is afoot with this whole business.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Makes you think...
Kate Middleton studied history of art at the University of St Andrews.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Steve, whatever. You missed the irony.
Daphne Clark and Danny Collins, a right pair. (And to my shame, I learn that Brenda's real name was Sharon.)
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