First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton

[ElizabethofYork]

Who knows.
Its very weird.
And all the royals at that function today were grinning ear to ear .
That's even more worrying. That Camilla one rarely beams..and she was grinning like a Cheshire cat
Even Po faced Ann had a permagrin on her mug.

Something is definitely afoot.

They're probably having a laugh about the stupid conspiracy theories that people are coming out with.

 

[Aladdin]

They're probably having a laugh about the stupid conspiracy theories that people are coming out with.

Who knows.
They're a rare lot.

 

[edcraw]

Can’t help but think that all this drama comes about because they don’t actually do anything and have done nothing to earn the position so there’s only the soap opera element for people to be interested in and so have to play smoke and mirrors to stop people realising it’s all fucking ridiculous.

 

[editor]

Metadata in the digital file which they had sent to them

Unless I've missed something it's a bit odd that they're saying that they only know a Canon lens was used when the camera model number is always included too.

 

[moochedit]

Unless I've missed something it's a bit odd that they're saying that they only know a Canon lens was used when the camera model number is always included too.

I think sky news story did say the model no

 

[weepiper]

That’s just words to me, impressive sounds words, but just words.

When you take a photo with a camera it saves various info attached to the picture about what it was taken on and the settings that were used etc, like this



That's telling me the camera model, the shutter speed, the focal length and the aperture the lens was at, for example.

 

[moochedit]

Unless I've missed something it's a bit odd that they're saying that they only know a Canon lens was used when the camera model number is always included too.

Sky news..

 

[editor]

Sky news..

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Nice set up!

 

[Ted Striker]

Sky news..

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So we can call ourselves a 'Forensics Unit' if we right-click File>Properties now?

Not exactly Horatio Cane and the Sunglasses of Justice, is it?

 

[moochedit]

So we can call ourselves a 'Forensics Unit' if we right-click File>Properties now?

Not exactly Horatio Cane and the Sunglasses of Justice, is it?

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Well you know what some people are like with job titles

 

[two sheds]

I tend not to take photos regularly so take the battery out or it goes flat anyway. All of my photos are therefore taken in 2008.

 

[bcuster]

What exactly is being covered up? Disfigurement? Loss of function?

 

[moochedit]

What exactly is being covered up? Disfigurement? Loss of function?

We don't know cos it's covered up!

 

[bcuster]

We don't know cos it's covered up!

Something went horribly wrong

 

[muscovyduck]

Metadata can be faked

 

[moochedit]

Metadata can be faked

True but why fake opening it twice in photoshop on a mac? You'd just leave the camara entry. Which does suggest the meta data is real unless this is 8d chess

 

[bcuster]

A Timeline of Recent Events Involving Kate Middleton and the Royal Family

Here is a timeline of the events since Kate’s last official public appearance

time.com

 

[T & P]

What exactly is being covered up? Disfigurement? Loss of function?

Now, that’s well into the nutjob end of the scale and best ignored.

 

[bcuster]

Now, that’s well into the nutjob end of the scale and best ignored.

Do you think it isn't possible?

 

[Humberto]

Do you think it isn't possible?

No the 'crossing' bit as per your twitter link. Nonsense isn't it? Not sure what you mean.

 

[Humberto]

Who knows.
Its very weird.
And all the royals at that function today were grinning ear to ear .
That's even more worrying. That Camilla one rarely beams..and she was grinning like a Cheshire cat
Even Po faced Ann had a permagrin on her mug.

Something is definitely afoot.

They're not going to be laughing if they are supposedly on the ropes and found out by internet detectives.

It'll blow over once the plastic surgery and rhinoplasty is finished. On the moon!

 

[Monte]

Can’t help but think that all this drama comes about because they don’t actually do anything and have done nothing to earn the position so there’s only the soap opera element for people to be interested in and so have to play smoke and mirrors to stop people realising it’s all fucking ridiculous.

What?
Don't do anything?
New hospital wings don't open themselves you know.
Why do you hate the NHS?

 

[bcuster]

They're not going to be laughing if they are supposedly on the ropes and found out by internet detectives.

It'll blow over once the plastic surgery and rhinoplasty is finished. On the moon!

I'm thinking botched plastic surgery

 

[Humberto]

I'm thinking botched plastic surgery

Bob faced betty.

 

[Humberto]

Plastic surgery gone wrong and created a monster with the face of Bob Holness who vindicates herself by winning a balet in a biscuit shop?

Viz innit, fucking dickheads.

 

[Aladdin]

The latest theory is that the pics used for Kate in the photo are from an amalgim of Vogue magazine covers.

 

[Thora]

Do photo agencies really 'kill' photos just for a bit of photoshop tidying up? Or would it have to be a significant change to the reality of the photo?

 

[A380]

What exactly is being covered up? Disfigurement? Loss of function?

It’s telling us Paul is dead…

 

[Flavour]

Not quite as good as the Titanic submarine but this is an early contender for hilarious news story of the year

 

[moochedit]

Titanic submarine

?