First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton

[cupid_stunt]

Doctored footage anyway, there was nobody there protesting.

No, they were actually there.

 

[PR1Berske]

That's Blackpool Tower, guys

 

[ska invita]

Supposedly Frankie Boyle called it yesterday!!!

 

[Petcha]

So brave. And so gracious. God save our future Queen.

Kate Middleton spotted leaving Windsor Castle with William is an attempt by the Palace 'to show that she's up and about', experts say as royals grapple with fallout from Photoshop fiasco​

Kate Middleton spotted leaving Windsor Castle with William

The Princess of Wales has been spotted leaving Windsor Castle with Prince William - but experts say this is an attempt by the Palace to show 'she's up and about'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[moochedit]

 

[Elpenor]

So brave. And so gracious. God save our future Queen.

Kate Middleton spotted leaving Windsor Castle with William

The Princess of Wales has been spotted leaving Windsor Castle with Prince William - but experts say this is an attempt by the Palace to show 'she's up and about'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Unless

 

[Aladdin]

So brave. And so gracious. God save our future Queen.

Kate Middleton spotted leaving Windsor Castle with William

The Princess of Wales has been spotted leaving Windsor Castle with Prince William - but experts say this is an attempt by the Palace to show 'she's up and about'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Well that's that then...

 

[Kaka Tim]

Proof of life (allegedly)!

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They really are jsut adding fuel to the fire with this - cos the glaring quesition is what is preventing will, katies and the kids comingpopping out onto a balcony and doing a quick wave in a "look we''re all fine" kind of style? That is what is driving a tsunami fevered speculation. Interesting to see Wills gloss coming off though... (and bad news for the monarchy)

 

[Sasaferrato]

I don’t know who that is. Is it Kate’s uncle, who was on Celebrity Big Brother?

Pawn Stars, program about a US pawn shop.

 

[Aladdin]

Proof of life (allegedly)!

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Honestly....the royal fam are so rubbish at photography!

 

[bcuster]

Do you think she is dead ?

 

[moochedit]

Do you think she is dead ?

I don't know

 

[Sweet FA]

Chris (Simpsons artist) has figured it all out.



i think the reason that kate middleton has not been seen in so long is because she is just having a bit of a break from prince william because she is a bit sick of him because for the past year he has been quietly creeping up behind her and whispering smile baby youre on candid camera in her ear and she is actually sick of it because she knows she is not on candid camera at all and when she says that to him he always says relax baby you know its all good and then kate middleton always says its not all good though is it because for the past 12 months you have been sneaking up behind me at every hour of the day and whispering smile baby youre on candid camera in my ear and it is the most annoying thing that i have ever had to deal with and prince william just stood there looking actually shocked and he kept making his eyes really wide and saying i am actually shocked and then he said oh well i guess you dont want to be queen anymore and then kate middleton said no i do want to be queen i am just sick of you sneaking up behind me and whispering smile baby youre on candid camera in my ear and then prince william said i guess i will find another queen and then kate middleton said i cant believe you are being like this and then prince william said you better believe it baby and then he just ran off out of the room and then after dinner kate middleton was looking at photographs of crowns in a catalogue and she hears footsteps behind her and then she hears the familiar whisper of smile baby youre on candid camera in her ear and as she slowly closes her eyes she does a light smile and then she softly says i know baby i know. love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

 

[brogdale]

Do you think she is dead ?

Start a thread; might get to 246 pages!

 

[two sheds]

‘Multiple frames were likely used’: the royal photo’s telltale signs of editing

Guardian’s imaging team identifies 20 anomalies with the picture that may require further inquiry

www.theguardian.com

"may require further inquiry"

 

[edcraw]

Haha, fair enough. Twitter being twitter.

I'm sure this latest outrage was being discussed at length though. Probably a tad longer length than that little parasite's jumper's arm.

All this nonsense does highlight how batshit and useless having a royal family is.

 

[moochedit]

Not sure if this works as doesn't show correctly for me in urban but...

 

[Jimmy Don't]

Start a thread; might get to 246 pages!

Have we had "Kate Middleton's Time is Up"?

 

[Aladdin]

Do you think she is dead ?

Who knows.
Its very weird.
And all the royals at that function today were grinning ear to ear .
That's even more worrying. That Camilla one rarely beams..and she was grinning like a Cheshire cat
Even Po faced Ann had a permagrin on her mug.

Something is definitely afoot.

 

[editor]

I wonder if they used the Google Pixel 8 photo feature

 

[moochedit]

I wonder if they used the Google Pixel 8 photo feature

Bbc says not...

 

[editor]

Bbc says not...

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Probably would have come out better if they'd used the Pixel!

 

[Aladdin]

Probably would have come out better if they'd used the Pixel!

Or if they were actually there....

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Bbc says not...

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Fucking astonishing what they can deduce just from a picture.

 

[ska invita]

Fucking astonishing what they can deduce just from a picture.

Metadata in the digital file which they had sent to them

 

[SpookyFrank]

Still would not explain why they would not use her real children....

Couldn't keep their tails out of shot.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Metadata in the digital file which they had sent to them

That’s just words to me, impressive sounds words, but just words.

 

[moochedit]

Fucking astonishing what they can deduce just from a picture.

Some photos even contain the gps coordinates where they were taken.

If whoever 'shopped it had read this..

How to Remove Metadata from Photos?

Learn all about removing metadata in photos. Protect your privacy and control your digital footprint with our expert guide on removing metadata with different tools

blog.pics.io

 

[Looby]

What if it’s completely shopped and they can’t shut this all down by releasing the original photo. I’m here for that.

 

[Aladdin]

Maybe she just had a face lift and is hiding her face until its healed up.