When we will see it's like again?...
Last time I needed a kilt for a wedding, I hired one. It was Flower of Scotland tartan.
Is it possible to get a strap on permanently implanted?She's declined repeatedly to state why she was in hospital and is entitled to her privacy on medical issues.
Is it possible to get a strap on permanently implanted?
I'm picturing Baldy bonce bending over to take the snap on his bellows camera, Rose stood behind, lovingly ramming the size 9 strap-on in to the freshly greased royal annus, the groan he makes from a forceful push causing Kate and the kids to produce those beautiful, enigmatic smiles.
Next time I go to a wedding, probably.When we will see it's like again?
You know you said that out loud?I'm picturing Baldy bonce bending over to take the snap on his bellows camera, Rose stood behind, lovingly ramming the size 9 strap-on in to the freshly greased royal annus, the groan he makes from a forceful push causing Kate and the kids to produce those beautiful, enigmatic smiles.
...and you picture this often? Under certain circumstances? Alone, on the bus, at church?I'm picturing Baldy bonce bending over to take the snap on his bellows camera, Rose stood behind, lovingly ramming the size 9 strap-on in to the freshly greased royal annus, the groan he makes from a forceful push causing Kate and the kids to produce those beautiful, enigmatic smiles.
Is it possible to get a strap on permanently implanted?
A former housemate of my acquaintance once jammed a dildo into himself with such force while entertaining himself that he caused damage to the passage beyond the rectum, as he was on a 2-day acid binge, and using a 12" rigid device.Is it possible to get a strap on permanently implanted?
Tummy tuck post 3 kids. I reckon.She's declined repeatedly to state why she was in hospital and is entitled to her privacy on medical issues.
but she's like a stick insect?Tummy tuck post 3 kids. I reckon.
Lengthy recovery time so definitely something like that or hysterectomy, is my guess.Tummy tuck post 3 kids. I reckon.
No comment.When you say implanted, do you really mean stuck?
A former housemate? Sure if you say so.A former housemate of my acquaintance once jammed a dildo into himself with such force while entertaining himself that he caused damage to the passage beyond the rectum, as he was on a 2-day acid binge, and using a 12" rigid device.
A former housemate? Sure if you say so.
So you have tested your limits then?
I know my limits, by any measure! And I don't know where to get acid
A former housemate? Sure if you say so.
I'm 44, there are more roads I've travelled than travel, so to speak, when it comes to entertaining.....how has this become about me ffsSo you have tested your limits then?
Well you keep replyingI'm 44, there are more roads I've travelled than travel, so to speak, when it comes to entertaining.....how has this become about me ffs
Totally. How would he know otherwise? It's not the kind of thing you share with your mates down the pub.
"You'll never guess what happened to me the other night ..."
Fair!Well you keep replying
It somehow is though. I know a bloke who got a carrot stuck up his bum. Everyone knew it about him.