Fantasy Premier League 2023-24

[Puddy_Tat]

Beginning to think that captaining Palmer instead of Haaland may have been a mistake.

i was thinking of changing, then forgot there was a friday night match

bugger

 

[Me76]

I captained Saka. But I have no chance in any of the leagues I am in anyway.

In my work league, the person at the top is 557 in all of the people who are playing everywhere. Very impressive.

 

[tommers]

I captained Saka. But I have no chance in any of the leagues I am in anyway.

In my work league, the person at the top is 557 in all of the people who are playing everywhere. Very impressive.

Yeah, that is pretty impressive.

 

[Lord Camomile]

If you're into that sort of thing, I suppose

 

[Charles Ufarley]

Beginning to think that captaining Palmer instead of Haaland may have been a mistake.

A monumental one.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

and i left tottenham's goalkeeper in for this week

:facepaw: again

 

[tommers]

If you're into that sort of thing, I suppose

Bit try hard. Probably watches all those you tubers and listens to the podcasts. God, get a life mate.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Bit try hard. Probably watches all those you tubers and listens to the podcasts. God, get a life mate.

Oh, that was definitely me up until last season

And I still got nowhere with it

 

[Puddy_Tat]

my team seem to have started thinking about their summer holidays...

 

[Hazardous Mata]

Probably watches all those you tubers and listens to the podcasts. God, get a life mate.

Agree. They are soooooooooooo redundant!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Goddamnit, when making my transfers this morning I forgot I'd changed my mind and meant to bring in Gvardiol instead of Walker.

 

[Charles Ufarley]

Goddamnit, when making my transfers this morning I forgot I'd changed my mind and meant to bring in Gvardiol instead of Walker.

Ouch

 

[tommers]

Everybody knows the H2H league is the real competition.

I'd like to thank my parents, God, and Mrs Morris from Yr 2, who said I was "feckless" and "would never amount to anything". That gave me the drive I needed to succeed.

Who's laughing now Mrs Morris? Me, the winner of the Urban H2H league 2023/24? Or you, with your recent promotion to head teacher, second home in Italy and frequent visits from your two loving children?

I think we all know the answer.

Campeones!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fucking Brighton ruining Cucurella's clean shit in the 9fucking8th minute

I was up to 5th at one point! I could smell Europe!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ouch

And a half

 

[marty21]

Everybody knows the H2H league is the real competition.

I'd like to thank my parents, God, and Mrs Morris from Yr 2, who said I was "feckless" and "would never amount to anything". That gave me the drive I needed to succeed.

Who's laughing now Mrs Morris? Me, the winner of the Urban H2H league 2023/24? Or you, with your recent promotion to head teacher, second home in Italy and frequent visits from your two loving children?

I think we all know the answer.

Campeones!

Congrats - of course, for me, this season was all about rebuilding

 

[tommers]

Congrats - of course, for me, this season was all about rebuilding

We'll judge you on next year's results.

 

[marty21]

We'll judge you on next year's results.

 

[starfish]

142 pts. I think thats my highest ever game week score.

 

[butchersapron]

I'm so sorry that i failed to do the H2H league this year. It wasn't on purpose.

Victory to Strike 4 Maupay FC.

 

[Numbers]

Nice to see you post butchersapron

 

[Puddy_Tat]

congratulations to those that won.

and thanks to those who set the leagues up.


think by my standards, not that bad a year - in the top 10% overall and



didn't do that well in the cup competitions, but not sure i'd noticed until today that each league has its own cup competition...

and think my team were already thinking about their holidays the last week or two...

 

[starfish]

Just checked the Cups and saw that i lost in the final to Comrade Apron.

 

[hermitical]

Rough second season though thankfully zero Man City on my final week FH didn't destroy me.

 

[Charles Ufarley]

Friday, 16 August

Manchester United v Fulham (20:00)

Saturday, 17 August

Ipswich Town v Liverpool (12:30)

Arsenal v Wolverhampton (15:00)

Everton v Brighton (15:00)

Newcastle United v Southampton (15:00)

Nottingham Forest v Bournemouth (15:00)

West Ham United v Aston Villa (17:30)

Sunday, 18 August

Brentford v Crystal Palace (14:00)

Chelsea v Manchester City (16:30)

Monday, 19 August

Leicester City v Tottenham (20:00)

 

[elbows]

Good thing Klopp left, 12:30 again!