Eurovision 2019

[Orang Utan]

I've just had an IEM as Frank Skinner calls it (idiotic eureka moment).
The whole thing is merely a tourism advert for the host country

Have to say the fact that it is in Israel initially put me off watching this, but just two tequila shots destroyed my scruples

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Teensy bit of air guitar there....

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Nice bracelets but dull song

 

[wtfftw]

Serbia is very Eurovision ballad.

 

[Orang Utan]

Switzerland didn't get the memo about double denim (precum vid, not actual performance)

 

[wtfftw]

He lost the rest of his boy band.

 

[Orang Utan]

is this song about pegging? 'she got me dirty inside'

 

[billy_bob]

Is he singing 'she got me dirty dancing?' If so that dancing's really not dirty enough.

 

[weltweit]

Yep CH could do well

 

[Steel Icarus]

Liked Switzerland. Good pop song.

 

[magneze]

Ok, but you're so far away from Europe Australia, does this really count?

 

[billy_bob]

Kate Bush on poppers

 

[D'wards]

Can't really get the effect of the poles cos of the big bloody world

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Didn't they do this in"Mad Max"?

 

[isvicthere?]

Australia: bargain basement Kate Bush.

 

[D'wards]

Can't really get the effect of the poles cos of the big bloody world

Ooh now you can

 

[magneze]

I think I'd prefer to hear Brian Cox singing over that backdrop tbf. Or Stephen Hawking.

 

[Lurdan]

Now THAT'S Eurovision.

 

[Orang Utan]

i hope something goes terribly wrong

 

[Epona]

This is quite entertaining at least

 

[wtfftw]

Making me feel a bit travel sick.

 

[Orang Utan]

damn it didn't

 

[billy_bob]

I could have done without the yodelling but at least that was proper Eurovision.

 

[magneze]

Commentators here now very excited.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Awful, awful song Australia

 

[Steel Icarus]

Bonkers

 

[wtfftw]

Did he say this is the last one?

 

[magneze]

Come on. Big finish Spain. Don't let us down.

 

[Orang Utan]

I hope this song is about extraordinary rendition

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Australian singer is like the statue of Liberty.
Crap song.
Great voice.
I half expected her to shoot up on a rocket.