Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[teqniq]

Soooo.. not only is Carson nasty as fuck, he's also completely barking.

 

[Ax^]

and his wife and dogs won't even touch him

 

[DaveCinzano]

Next time swap out the dogs for a quartet of cats who haven't had their Sheba for a week or so - they'll get the job done.

 

[two sheds]

I think people are being harsh here, it's all quite possible. I woke up one morning a few months ago to find that some malevolent spirit had taken a shit on the kitchen floor.

The dog denied it and it certainly wasn't me.

 

[Yossarian]

"They were bleeding, yeah — No, actual claw marks! And I sleep on my side, so I wasn’t clawing myself. I don’t have long nails and they didn’t fit my hands anyway. But yeah, that happened."

 

[gosub]

Sorry I meant the "Take America Back" flag. I did edit but forgot to save

We haven't got the facilities

 

[chandlerp]

The man flying it hasn't got the faculties