Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Yossarian]

Kamala Harris Secures Coveted Violent J Endorsement

Election Day is two weeks away, and we all have the same question on our minds: Who is Violent J voting for? Lucky for us, Troy Iwata trekked to the Gathering Of The Juggalos in August and found out who the Insane Clown Posse member and his fans will be casting a ballot for in a segment for The...

www.stereogum.com

 

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[WouldBe]

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He can manage to ruin businesses he's not the head of.

 

[Skinny Ethel]

He will pay for the health insurance being a biggly billonaire won't he?

 

[two sheds]

Trump Raged at Slain Soldier’s Funeral Bill: ‘$60K to Bury a F***ing Mexican’

When Donald Trump got the bill for Vanessa Guillén’s funeral in 2020, he reportedly raged, “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a f---ing Mexican!”

www.thedailybeast.com

Donald Trump raged when he learned the funeral bill for Vanessa Guillén—the U.S. soldier who was sexually harassed and horrifically murdered by a male soldier at Fort Hood in 2020—cost $60,000, a bombshell report revealed Tuesday.

That outburst came after Trump invited Guillén’s loved ones to the White House and offered to pay for her funeral, The Atlantic reported.

Guillén, a 20-year-old American of Mexican ancestry from Houston, was buried in her hometown on Aug. 15, 2020. Months later, in December, Trump reportedly asked his advisers in a meeting, “Did they bill us for the funeral? What did it cost?”

When an aide responded “yes” with the bill’s total, Trump allegedly unraveled. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a f---ing Mexican,” he said, according to people in the meeting who spoke to the Atlantic.

 

[ska invita]

Inspired

 

[quiet guy]

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Turned out nice again

 

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[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

'But these ones go up to 11...'

 

[krtek a houby]

Soooooo much twitter

 

[breadandcircuse]

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On that note.......

 

[Yossarian]

Old but seasonal

 

[Rompipalle]

So, I’ve not really been following this very carefully, as I’m not at home at present… but did Trump actually learn any critical skills during his brief shift at McDonalds… or is he still a big, whiny crybaby that can’t dress himself, or comb his own hair or string a coherent sentence together, even with help from a teacher?

 

[Rob Ray]

To a degree it's impressive Ben Shapiro was confident enough to do this bit where he takes on a room of liberals, but quite ill-advised. I don't like the whole "X DESTROYS Y" clickbait formulation but in this case it's kind of accurate.

 

[petee]

because of course

The 'Black Insurrectionist' was actually white. The deception did not stop there

WASHINGTON (AP) — “Black Insurrectionist,” the anonymous social media persona behind some of the most widely circulated conspiracy theories about the 2024 election, can be traced to a man from upstate New York. With a profile photo of a Black soldier and the tagline “I FOLLOW BACK TRUE...

news.yahoo.com

 

[krtek a houby]

because of course

The 'Black Insurrectionist' was actually white. The deception did not stop there

WASHINGTON (AP) — “Black Insurrectionist,” the anonymous social media persona behind some of the most widely circulated conspiracy theories about the 2024 election, can be traced to a man from upstate New York. With a profile photo of a Black soldier and the tagline “I FOLLOW BACK TRUE...

news.yahoo.com

There's a fair bit of deception like that (on a much smaller scale) about on social media. White men posting reactionary, conspiracy theories and far right crap & pretending to be Black.

Sometimes they are easy to unmask but the sheer maliciousness of it all is quite something.

 

[krtek a houby]

Never forget January 6th

New poop statue displayed near US Capitol to ‘honor’ January 6 rioters

Artwork satirically commemorates people who broke in to the Capitol and defecated on the House speaker’s desk

www.theguardian.com

 

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[petee]

love the pumpkins!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

love the pumpkins!

Looks like smurfs have been having sex with pumpkins.

 

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