England vs Panama (Group G) - 13:00 - 24/06/2018

[mx wcfc]

Dangerous using our third sub this early. We could well lose a player to injury given the way Panama are tackling. Ah. Apparently Trippier has a knock.

 

[binka]

Are we top of the group on goal difference now? Cos then a draw vs Belgium and we win the group.

I think we'll beat Belgium - they'll be cowards and want to finish second whereas we'll happily take on anyone

 

[Lord Camomile]

Are we top of the group on goal difference now? Cos then a draw vs Belgium and we win the group.

Yeah, by my reckoning. Both have 8, but they've conceded 2 to our 1.

So far...

 

[Badgers]

England goals at 2010 and 2014 World Cups combined: 5

England goals in one half vs. Panama at 2018 World Cup: 5

 

[agricola]

THE FIGHTBACK BEGINS

 

[gosub]

Southgate has got to go

 

[colacubes]

#Southgateout

 

[Badgers]

#southgate #pickfordout

 

[Dr. Furface]

Yeah, by my reckoning. Both have 8, but they've conceded 2 to our 1.

So far...

Shut up!

 

[belboid]

That’s more like the England I know

 

[Steel Icarus]

God we're shit

 

[Lord Camomile]

I will be so pissed...

FUCKING HELL!!

I was just about to say, I will be so pissed off if we concede, not least because Pickford is my 'keeper in fantasy football.

Fuck's. Sake.

 

[agricola]

Sam Allardyce is available.

he has his phone, and his Big Mac, at the ready:

 

[Steel Icarus]

Need another goal now

 

[butchersapron]

Puts us second. Perfect. Well planned.

 

[Steel Icarus]

he has his phone, and his Big Mac, at the ready:

 

[dessiato]

I was about to change channel and watch something fun. I think I'll stay here now.

 

[belboid]

Need another goal now

Comes down to fair play points now. England are bound to be top there

 

[Badgers]

Sterling need did a thing there

 

[butchersapron]

No hang on, i think we need a booking to go second.

 

[Voley]

Like to see Sterling get one to shut the press up. Wasn't far off then.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Like to see Sterling get one to shut the press up. Wasn't far off then.

A booking?

 

[marty21]

I went to the toilet and we conceded a goal I pledge here and now , no more toilet breaks during the England games

 

[Voley]

A booking?

Haha.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I went to the toilet and we conceded a goal I pledge here and now , no more toilet breaks during the England games

Ffs Marty, nothing you do influences how England play.

Only thing that does that is this lucky t shirt I'm wearing

 

[Lord Camomile]

"We're allowed to get carried away, aren't we?". No, Danny, you fucking simple pillock, that's exactly what's always been our problem!

 

[belboid]

No hang on, i think we need a booking to go second.

They’re one ahead, another booking equals drawing of lots. Perfect fix opportunity.

 

[Lord Camomile]

1-1 in the second half.

 

[Pickman's model]

I went to the toilet and we conceded a goal I pledge here and now , no more toilet breaks during the England games

Yeh you'll be wearing a giant nappy and a straitjacket at subsequent games

 

[Lord Camomile]

"There's nothing to fear for this side"... SHUT UP DANNY, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOT.