Ecuador would like Julian Assange out of their embassy by the sounds of it.

[cupid_stunt]

Was Julian Assange on the grassy knoll? Release the files, Julian.

Yeah, I wouldn't be at all surprised if this was the work of someone who saw a 'convenient' opportunity. But most likely it's the result of him hiding from his rape charge in a broom cupboard for seven years.

Yeah, funny how he was talking fine, indeed yelling out, during his arrest.

That 'article' is a load of fucking bullshit - '"trapped in the Ecuadorian embassy", my arse! He was free to walk out at any time, it was he that decided to imprison himself in attempt to avoid appearing in a Swedish court to face serious sexual assault charges.

Fuck him, and all his apologists.

 

[Wilf]

Julian Assange’s Swedish lawyer Per Samuelson has told the press that “Assange’s health situation on Friday was such that it was not possible to conduct a normal conversation with him.”

I've always thought the reason for that was that he's a cunt.

 

[LDC]

Caitlin Johnstone is a fuckwit.

Next.

Plenty of Syrian related nonsense in their background - what a surprise.

 

[rekil]

Caitlin Johnstone is a fuckwit.

Next.

Plenty of Syrian related nonsense in their background - what a surprise.

She's an astrologer. Well done 'the left', Roger Waters, Naomi Wolf, and everybody else who boosts this disgusting lunatic.

Spoiler

Mugs shovel $4233 per month at her patreon. Wtaf.

 

[Idris2002]

From that article:



Caitlin Johnstone is a fuckwit.

Next.

Yeah, funny how he was talking fine, indeed yelling out, during his arrest.

That 'article' is a load of fucking bullshit - '"trapped in the Ecuadorian embassy", my arse! He was free to walk out at any time, it was he that decided to imprison himself in attempt to avoid appearing in a Swedish to face serious sexual assault charges.

Fuck him, and all his apologists.

Lads, I hope you don't think I was endorsing that one!

 

[gosub]

That is absolutely fucked.
This thread seems more like Daily Star reader shit, tabloid sensational stories about his alleged personal hygiene.
He should absolutely face charges in Sweden but there is no way he deserves death in a US prison.

I'd rather the US did him for interfering in the 2016 election tbh.

Personal hygiene stuff... That's more an indication of his mental wellbeing, which is understandable, it's not paranoid if they are out to get you the saying goes.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'd rather the US did him for interfering in the 2016 election tbh.

Personal hygiene stuff... That's more an indication of his mental wellbeing, which is understandable, it's not paranoid if they are out to get you the saying goes.

Could be his liver's fucked

 

[Idris2002]

I'd rather the US did him for interfering in the 2016 election tbh.

Personal hygiene stuff... That's more an indication of his mental wellbeing, which is understandable, it's not paranoid if they are out to get you the saying goes.

Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean we won't get you.

 

[LDC]

Lads, I hope you don't think I was endorsing that one!

BURN HIM! BURN HIM!

 

[Idris2002]

Could be his liver's fucked

He always struck me as one of those "teetotal in an obnoxious way" types.

 

[Idris2002]

BURN HIM! BURN HIM!

This is where I saw the leprechaun.

 

[Pickman's model]

He always struck me as one of those "teetotal in an obnoxious way" types.

He's the sort of person who'd pretend to be teetotal to gain your confidence while being a right lush behind closed doors

 

[kebabking]

Could be his liver's fucked

I bet his wrists are fucking shot as well...

 

[Pickman's model]

I bet his wrists are fucking shot as well...

In a vein attempt to get stigmata

 

[a_chap]

In a vein attempt to get stigmata

Hah! I see what you did there

And pretty impressed with your word skills, cunt

 

[elbows]

The article didnt really consider the possibility and implications of it being a mental health problem. Or that rather than a blackout, nobody may have permission to start blurting details of his illness (whether physical or mental) to the press etc.

Much easier to peddle tired bullshit about D notices I guess.

 

[Yossarian]

The guy may be a prick, but the conditions he's been living under are probably not what you would call healthy.

Maybe it's time for that STD test he refused to take in Sweden because he was "too busy."

 

[elbows]

Well the health thing is certainly being reported now, since the health issue caused him to miss a video-link court appearance:

Assange 'too ill' to appear on court video link

 

[Dogsauce]

Is he hunger striking? Says something about weight loss.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is he hunger striking? Says something about weight loss.

That could explain it.

Funny how he survived 7-years of self imprisonment in the Ecuadorian embassy, yet in just 7 weeks of being in Belmarsh prison, he apparently has "dramatically lost weight", and is struggling to speak, when he's required in court.

 

[Spymaster]

That could explain it.

Funny how he survived 7-years of self imprisonment in the Ecuadorian embassy, yet in just 7 weeks of being in Belmarsh prison, he apparently has "dramatically lost weight", and is struggling to speak, when he's required in court.

 

[IC3D]

He's probably mad but with the likelihood of doing serious time feigning or egging up illness to get out of it is a pretty obvious route to anyone.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

That could explain it.

Funny how he survived 7-years of self imprisonment in the Ecuadorian embassy, yet in just 7 weeks of being in Belmarsh prison, he apparently has "dramatically lost weight", and is struggling to speak, when he's required in court.

Why's that funny? He spent seven years hoping to escape somewhere, and now faces decades in prison just as he feared he would. A collapse of hope.

 

[kebabking]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Why's that funny? He spent seven years hoping to escape somewhere, and now faces decades in prison just as he feared he would. .

He spent 7 years in self imprisonment, I am sure he had long since realised he wasn't going to escape anywhere.

A collapse of hope

Oh dear, what a shame, never mind.

 

[Pickman's model]

Imagine how far he could have tunneled in seven years

 

[kebabking]

Imagine how far he could have tunneled in seven years

I think the internet would have collapsed in laughter if he'd heroically tunnelled out of the Embassy, and Seven years later emerged in the tropical sunshine of Guantanamo Bay...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Imagine how far he could have tunneled in seven years

 

[Yossarian]

Why's that funny? He spent seven years hoping to escape somewhere, and now faces decades in prison just as he feared he would. A collapse of hope.

It must have been a pisser to realise that he'd probably be getting a better deal from the US if he hadn't helped Donald Trump win the election.

 

[rekil]

If he's allowed to receive packages, I'd like to send him this fillum with a cheery "Man the fuck up you loathsome rapey fuckwit. All the best!" card.

La noche de 12 años (2018) - IMDb