Ecuador would like Julian Assange out of their embassy by the sounds of it.

[Pickman's model]

He has a nice window so why not get him some Urban75 branded semaphore flags

you could send him a variation on this

 

[elbows]

Apparently its not his window/balcony anyway, they just let him use it for a few speeches.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

you could send him a variation on this
View attachment 131327

We could try handsignals.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Apparently its not his window/balcony anyway, they just let him use it for a few speeches.

So, he could be banned from not only using the internet, but windows too.

*grabs coat & runs*

 

[Dogsauce]

Surely a crueler punishment would be to only let him use the internet via an old school mobile phone with a poor signal? Does Guardian Soulmates have WAP site?

 

[moochedit]

Surely a crueler punishment would be to only let him use the internet via an old school mobile phone with a poor signal? Does Guardian Soulmates have WAP site?

or 56k modem dial up connection on a windows 95 pc

 

[DotCommunist]

or 56k modem dial up connection on a windows 95 pc

with an old AOL cd to get it running

 

[elbows]

with an old AOL cd to get it running

AOL in this case meaning Asshole Offline.

 

[DownwardDog]

with an old AOL cd to get it running

KA9Q

Am I the only one old enough to remember that? Probably...

 

[MrSpikey]

KA9Q

Am I the only one old enough to remember that? Probably...

Not the only one. Now there was a proper bit of software, before all that new-fangled Winsock stuff came around...

 

[Wilf]

They've cut his internet access off!

Ecuador has cut off Julian Assange's internet connection in its London embassy

He'll be rattling so bad he'll come out with a false beard and start foraging for internetz.

 

[A380]

Geocities

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

Ironic that after all his dodgy behaviour consorting with Farage, Trumpists, Putinists, conspiraloons etc the thing that cuts him off from the Internet is support for something which (though also supported by some of those above for their own unprincipled ends) is arguably principled and self endangering - opposing the Spanish state (that his hosts are eager not to annoy) by supporting Catalan independence movement and political prisoners.....

 

[gosub]

Done. £7.86 well spent.

Delivery failed....trying again tomorrow. If he popped down the depot to get it and got nicked I'd feel a little guilty

 

[StigoftheDig]

These Messages Show Julian Assange Talked About Seeking Hacked Files From Guccifer 2.0

I'm not sure how conclusive this is or what it adds.

This photo on Twitter made me laugh - shifty Nige!

 

[moochedit]

Delivery failed....trying again tomorrow. If he popped down the depot to get it and got nicked I'd feel a little guilty

Did it get there in the end?

 

[gosub]

Did it get there in the end?

Think so

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Think so

What fucking company was it? ‘While you were out...’ can’t really apply to Arsange. Bet it was Hermes.

 

[gosub]

What fucking company was it? ‘While you were out...’ can’t really apply to Arsange. Bet it was Hermes.

DOESNT SAY

Delivery By Amazon Shipping
Tracking ID ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wednesday, 4 April
2:44 PM
Delivered
London, GB
9:50 AM
Out for delivery
Bromley-by-Bow, GB
Tuesday, 3 April
4:08 PM
First delivery attempt. Another attempt will be made on the next delivery day.
Bromley-by-Bow, GB
11:22 AM
Out for delivery
Bromley-by-Bow, GB
Saturday, 31 March
4:13 AM
Parcel arrived at a carrier facility
Bromley-by-Bow, GB
12:42 AM
Parcel left the carrier facility
Weybridge, SURREY GB
Friday, 30 March
9:52 PM
Parcel arrived at a carrier facility
Weybridge, SURREY GB
Parcel has been handed over to the carrier and is in transit
Times are shown in the local time zone.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

It was goning to Knightsbridge so went to Bromley by Bow and then to Weybridge?

 

[gosub]

It was goning to Knightsbridge so went to Bromley by Bow and then to Weybridge?

Timings are backwards

 

[cupid_stunt]

Amazon logistics /shipping is their own delivery service, which IMO is actually worst then Hermes.

Twats have twice left packages on my doorstep, 2 foot from the pavement, or so they've claimed, and surprise, surprise, when I've got home, hours later, no sign of any packages.

I just get them to deliver to the local sub-Post Office for collection now, that seems to work OK.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Timings are backwards

Still goes from west to east before going central.

Still, very glad he didn’t have to nip to Croydon to collect it.

 

[MickiQ]

Where do they draw the line between Ecuador and the UK? If he sticks his mitt out to sign for it can Plod grab it and pull him out or does he have to come out and stand on the pavement?

 

[gosub]

Amazon logistics /shipping is their own delivery service, which IMO is actually worst then Hermes.

Twats have twice left packages on my doorstep, 2 foot from the pavement, or so they've claimed, and surprise, surprise, when I've got home, hours later, no sign of any packages.

I just get them to deliver to the local sub-Post Office for collection now, that seems to work OK.

If the dibble helped themselves to those flags I shan't be happy

 

[moochedit]

Amazon logistics /shipping is their own delivery service, which IMO is actually worst then Hermes.

Twats have twice left packages on my doorstep, 2 foot from the pavement, or so they've claimed, and surprise, surprise, when I've got home, hours later, no sign of any packages.

I just get them to deliver to the local sub-Post Office for collection now, that seems to work OK.

Several shops near me have "amazon lockers" they can deliver to. You get a text with a code to get it. If its too big for the lockers i just sent it to my work address. Never send anything to my house anymore. It's not worth the hassle with any of the couriers.

 

[Ralph Llama]

In a statement explaining its move, the Ecuadorean Government has said that “the conduct of Assange via his messages on social media puts at risk the good relations that Ecuador maintains with the United Kingdom, the European Union and other nations.” The conduct in question is said to be Assange’s tweeting of his views on the Catalonian crisis.

Punishment of Julian Assange is political, not legal

 

[Pickman's model]

Several shops near me have "amazon lockers" they can deliver to. You get a text with a code to get it. If its too big for the lockers i just sent it to my work address. Never send anything to my house anymore. It's not worth the hassle with any of the couriers.

yeh just pop out and dinnertime and get my stuff, saves having to sign for it at work.

 

[Pickman's model]

Punishment of Julian Assange is political, not legal

no one apart from julian assange is punishing julian assange.

and slavoj zizek really ought to know better than to defend someone whose mates include nigel farage.

 

[Ralph Llama]

We will see

I mean, take the `Farage connection`. It pretty much boils down to Farage visited the Ecuadorian embassy that day.

If Farage `slipped him his data stick` then he may be acting as messenger for Trump. So what? I mean you can read into that what you want. I`m pretty sure a lot of powerful people have tried to cut deals with Assange, but if you look at his track record then it would be a considerable change of character for him to start working for the dark side. He`s got a messiah complex, so he has too stay playing for the good guys. IMO.