Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park

[DotCommunist]

You know, I feel really sorry for that poor umpa-loompa woman who basically took on a shit job and now has her miserable face splashed across the UK media/social media. She must be absolutely mortified

interview here:

Glasgow’s Sad Oompa Loompa Isn’t Gonna Sugarcoat This

“I don’t know how else you can put sprinkles on shit, but we were trying to be the sprinkles on shit.”

www.vulture.com

 

[Silas Loom]

I am really looking forward to reading about UrbFest 2024 on this thread come September. Particularly from the people who paid extra for a full English breakfast.

 

[PR1Berske]

I am really looking forward to reading about UrbFest 2024 on this thread come September. Particularly from the people who paid extra for a full English breakfast.

Washed down with a refreshing pint of Punk IPA while listening to the Dwyer-logue Lectures on Anglo-American Politics.

 

[Serge Forward]

interview here:

Glasgow’s Sad Oompa Loompa Isn’t Gonna Sugarcoat This

“I don’t know how else you can put sprinkles on shit, but we were trying to be the sprinkles on shit.”

www.vulture.com

She seems like a good egg.

 

[DotCommunist]

She seems like a good egg.

yes I thought carrying on for the kids was a nice thing to do, especially as it must have become clear that the 500 quid wages wasn't going to arrive.

 

[BusLanes]

She seems like a good egg.

Hopefully she'll be able to get some better gigs now people know this

 

[editor]

She seems like a good egg.

Yeah I thought that too, especially as she hasn't been paid.

 

[neonwilderness]

interview here:

Glasgow’s Sad Oompa Loompa Isn’t Gonna Sugarcoat This

“I don’t know how else you can put sprinkles on shit, but we were trying to be the sprinkles on shit.”

www.vulture.com

In the exact moment of the photo, they’d told us to abandon the script. They had this “Jellybean Room,” but they eventually ran out of jelly beans. I was already rationing the jelly beans to three per kid, and that was me being generous.

Badgers would have been loving this

 

[equationgirl]

Yeah I thought that too, especially as she hasn't been paid.

She has a signed contract, I sincerely hopes she takes them the Small Claims Court.

 

[scifisam]

interview here:

Glasgow’s Sad Oompa Loompa Isn’t Gonna Sugarcoat This

“I don’t know how else you can put sprinkles on shit, but we were trying to be the sprinkles on shit.”

www.vulture.com

Same one I posted yesterday and nearly everyone ignored. Hmph.

ETA: No, it's a new one! Maybe she'll actually get a day's pay out of it after all

 

[5t3IIa]

Live now

 

[Voley]

I had a feeling the petition might inspire my brother.

 

[two sheds]

Evidence emerges of more planning

 

[danski]

 

[Dogsauce]

Coming to a festival site near you soon…

 

[hitmouse]

Hopefully she'll be able to get some better gigs now people know this

Hopefully she'll at least be able to get a starring role in The Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience: The Musical.

 

[Epona]

Are we entirely sure that AI hasn't developed a wry sense of humour and made this entire story up to troll everyone for shits and giggles?

 

[hitmouse]

Are we entirely sure that AI hasn't developed a wry sense of humour and made this entire story up to troll everyone for shits and giggles?

Be good practice for when it has to be Later Global President of the Entire Planet.

 

[marty21]

Badgers would be so proud.

He would have fucking loved this , makes me sad that he isn't around .

 

[DaveCinzano]

He would have fucking loved this , makes me sad that he isn't around .

Like to think he would be thoroughly encherined by every enigemic aspect of it

 

[Combustible]

Be good practice for when it has to be Later Global President of the Entire Planet.

And declares war on the evil empire living in the topsoil.

 

[quiet guy]

Coming to a festival site near you soon…

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That Ruddy Yurts gets everywhere. Coldplay are going to have to watch out, otherwise he'll have their crown for festival over exposure.

 

[Voley]

He would have fucking loved this , makes me sad that he isn't around .

I was thinking that. He'd have enjoyed the last few days with Liverpool winning the EFL Cup too.

 

[danski]

Their website is ilustrated by bad ai art that they never checked spellchecked

Ai, channeling the ghost of Stanley Unwin

 

[Cloo]

I am really looking forward to reading about UrbFest 2024 on this thread come September. Particularly from the people who paid extra for a full English breakfast.

'We were promised bouncy castle with Ernesto's face printed on the floor of it, being lent fivers and a getting boat happy.... we just got a bare room with an exercise trampoline, the fivers were just pieces of paper and the boat was throughly miserable. And the plane didn't take off.'

 

[A380]

'We were promised bouncy castle with Ernesto's face printed on the floor of it, being lent fivers and a getting boat happy.... we just got a bare room with an exercise trampoline, the fivers were just pieces of paper and the boat was throughly miserable. And the plane didn't take off.'

And only half a hob-nob each.

 

[DaveCinzano]

And only half a hob-nob each.

"Were you a hob or a nob?"

 

[Cloo]

I do think though, that people by now ought to have learned that an event called something like 'Harry's Magic School Experience' that's being held next to a bus depot in Cleethorpes is probably going to be shit.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Paddington Bear Experience announces London dates and details

The famous bear heads to London County Hall!

www.whatsonstage.com

 

[DaveCinzano]

Paddington Bear Experience announces London dates and details

The famous bear heads to London County Hall!

www.whatsonstage.com

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