Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park

[Orang Utan]

There are only two films and they both have about 100 Oompa Loompas.

Not that it's connected to those movies or the books at all. No, it's just coincidence...

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There are three films.
Wonka has one Oompa Loompa
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory has one Oompa Loompa with multiple clones
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory has many Oompa Loompa

 

[Saul Goodman]

there was nothing but this obviously terrible AI generated art.

and yet some people still bought tickets. I do wonder what they were expecting to find when they turned up.

Seems Billy Coull, the director of that scam, also self-published a load of chatgpt generated novels on Amazon fairly recently, and removed them when this scam came to light.

Billy Coull: books, biography, latest update

Follow Billy Coull and explore their bibliography from Amazon.com's Billy Coull Author Page.

www.amazon.co.uk

 

[scifisam]

There are three films.
Wonka has one Oompa Loompa
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory has one Oompa Loompa with multiple clones
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory has many Oompa Loompa

Wonka isn't an adaptation of the books, which is what I thought you were saying. The loads of clones still means lots of Oompa Loompas. Otherwise identical twins only count as one person.

 

[Saul Goodman]

identical twins only count as one person.

An ex girlfriend of mine was an identical twin, and I tried using that excuse with her but she was having none of it.

 

[kenny g]

Seems Billy Coull, the director of that scam, also self-published a load of chatgpt generated novels on Amazon fairly recently, and removed them when this scam came to light.

Billy Coull: books, biography, latest update

Follow Billy Coull and explore their bibliography from Amazon.com's Billy Coull Author Page.

www.amazon.co.uk

They look astonishing. I've got to give this to someone:
"The Biohazard Protocol" is an epic tale of responsibility, compassion, and the quest for knowledge that transcends the boundaries of Earth. It takes readers on a thrilling journey of exploration, unveiling the transformative power of collaboration, responsible science, and the enduring legacy of unity across the stars."

 

[Orang Utan]

Wonka isn't an adaptation of the books, which is what I thought you were saying. The loads of clones still means lots of Oompa Loompas. Otherwise identical twins only count as one person.

Of course it’s a rip off of the recent film though. So cheeky. They probably shouldn’t get away with it.

 

[Santino]

"The Biohazard Protocol" is an epic tale of responsibility, compassion, and the quest for knowledge that transcends the boundaries of Earth. It takes readers on a thrilling journey of exploration, unveiling the transformative power of collaboration, responsible science, and the enduring legacy of unity across the stars."

Do we really need another one of those?

 

[Saul Goodman]

They look astonishing. I've got to give this to someone:
"The Biohazard Protocol" is an epic tale of responsibility, compassion, and the quest for knowledge that transcends the boundaries of Earth. It takes readers on a thrilling journey of exploration, unveiling the transformative power of collaboration, responsible science, and the enduring legacy of unity across the stars."

He seems very fond of his AI generated life. I wonder if ChatGPT will represent him in court one day soon.

 

[danny la rouge]

I do wonder what they were expecting to find when they turned up.

Cartchy tuns.

 

[pinkmonkey]

I keep coming across these AI Spiv types in various canal boating Facebook groups, lazy gits who try anything and everything to make money without doing any work.
Lots of shitty books and diaries for sale on Amazon.
There was the canal artwork shop on Etsy at £90 a print. All midjourney generated images, more amusing because the machine learning hadn’t quite got the hang of narrowboats, so they looked like half submerged single decker buses but ‘ooh how amazing’ everyone piped up, to me it all looked so derivative and fake.
The worst one of all was a fella (who keeps posting up his shitty chat gpt written news and opinion articles), he fed all the canal boat engine manuals into chat gpt and created a website, where, if you use it to fix your boat, you’ll most definitely fuck up your engine.
He also made a canal boat bits shop website with an ai designed logo and the entire shop was scraped from Amazon with a bit of his own profit slapped on.
If this is the start of the exciting future of ai, God help all of us.

 

[BigMoaner]

The Willy wonka immersive experience has kept repeating on me today since reading this thread. A mixture of feelings of hilarity, despair and, strangely, worry. That umpa lumpa serving sweets is like some ghostly Late Stage Capitalism archetype

 

[DaveCinzano]

Cartchy tuns.

Absolutely exarserdray

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Cerv]

surely a chocolate stout

 

[wtfftw]

 

[Magnus McGinty]

I got cast at some shit event and now I’m famous on TikTok

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[pinkmonkey]

Imagine the level of 'cannot be arsed' that even the scripts are ai written. Amazing.

 

[danny la rouge]

I can’t remember where I read it but my favourite excuse from the organisers was that it’s all the fault of the “holographic paper” order not turning up. That, apparently, was the key.

 

[danny la rouge]

Pin a few of them near the bouncy castle. Job’s a good un.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'm guessing that second pic is the 'Twilight Tunnel™'? (NB the ™ is as on the website; yeah, better lockdown that trademark, don't want any chancers knocking together a cheap rip-off...).

"In the 'Twilight Tunnel,' , get ready for an exhilarating and immersive adventure. Journey through a dimly lit passage adorned with captivating projections, enigmatic sounds, and surprising turns that will immerse you in suspense and excitement. It's a heart-pounding experienceyou've never experienced before!

You can see why people would be disappointed; it's distinctly lacking in <checks copy> ungirevel, emprety and dodjection.

Obviously can't tell from the image, so can only assume that the vivue and enigemic sounds were also not up to expectations.

 

[pinkmonkey]

You can't polish a turd but you can dip it in glitter!

 

[two sheds]

A couple of years they'll be issuing people with headsets and holding it in an empty hanger.

 

[Lord Camomile]

A couple of years they'll be issuing people with headsets and holding it in an empty hanger.

Last weekend I did go to a VR thing that was pretty much just that

 

[two sheds]

See all this is luxury you'll look back in a couple of years and admit that they at least made an effort.

 

[PR1Berske]

I'm guessing that second pic is the 'Twilight Tunnel™'? (NB the ™ is as on the website; yeah, better lockdown that trademark, don't want any chancers knocking together a cheap rip-off...).

You can see why people would be disappointed; it's distinctly lacking in <checks copy> ungirevel, emprety and dodjection.

Obviously can't tell from the image, so can only assume that the vivue and enigemic sounds were also not up to expectations.

Or indeed up to UKXPECTED TWITS

 

[Santino]

To be fair, I think quite a lot of people felt quite dodjected afterwards.

 

[quimcunx]

Bunch of ungirevel bastards.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bunch of ungirevel bastards.

I'll have you know my ungirevelty is the stuff of lyjenns

 

[Yossarian]

Bunch of ungirevel bastards.

Urban75's lack of emprety for ordinary people who wanted to see ukxpected twits