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Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park
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Wrong , if you freeze it first you can polish it
ska invita
back on the other side
is it public knowledge who the organisers are? id like to see these legends for myself
JimW
支那暗杀团
Sure they'll be on Court TV presently
AverageJoe
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ska invita
back on the other side
billy coull
a visionary.....
a visionary.....
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danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
'Willy Wonka' chocolate experience boss 'truly sorry' after 'chaos'
Director of House of Illuminati Billy Coull said he was 'truly and utterly sorry'.
Angry parents confront conspiracy theorist behind disastrous Willy Wonka event
'I paid for Willy Wonka and got Billy Bonkers.'
metro.co.uk
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Yossarian
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The organiser apparently has a sideline in AI-generated anti-vax thrillers
The 16 books on Coull’s Amazon author page were all published in the summer of 2023 — some of them on the very same day. The synopsis for each is AI-generated, according to GPTZero analysis, and so is the text between the covers, as one irate reviewer has complained. Coull couldn’t even be bothered to pen his own author bio, which declares him a “rising star in the literary world” who “weaves spellbinding tales that delve into the mysterious realms of fictional thrillers and gripping conspiracies.” While some of the stories are generic puzzle-driven plots in the vein of The DaVinci Code, others — like Selling Innocence — are geared toward paranoid right-wing politics. Operation Inoculation, for example, promises a “conspiratorial journey into vaccination truth” related to the so-called “deep state,” in which ” the carefully constructed facade of the vaccination campaign begins to crumble.”
The 16 books on Coull’s Amazon author page were all published in the summer of 2023 — some of them on the very same day. The synopsis for each is AI-generated, according to GPTZero analysis, and so is the text between the covers, as one irate reviewer has complained. Coull couldn’t even be bothered to pen his own author bio, which declares him a “rising star in the literary world” who “weaves spellbinding tales that delve into the mysterious realms of fictional thrillers and gripping conspiracies.” While some of the stories are generic puzzle-driven plots in the vein of The DaVinci Code, others — like Selling Innocence — are geared toward paranoid right-wing politics. Operation Inoculation, for example, promises a “conspiratorial journey into vaccination truth” related to the so-called “deep state,” in which ” the carefully constructed facade of the vaccination campaign begins to crumble.”
scifisam
feck! arse! girls! drink!
"The Oompa Loompa speaks out."
thetab.com
'It's embarrassing': The Oompa Loompa from the Wonka experience has finally spoken out
She still hasn't been paid for the event
thetab.com
editor
hiraethified
Silas Loom
Advanced. Forthright. Signifficant.
Vermicious, surely?
It doesn’t look completely bad with some of the videos compared with the photo of an empty hall but should have been like five quid a ticket rather than pretending it was like Alton Towers or something. They’re just above school fete, or perhaps on a par.
They could have at least had some chocolate fondues on the go. Absinthe for the parents.
They could have at least had some chocolate fondues on the go. Absinthe for the parents.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Twdrding in their eyes 
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Someone got a copy of the AI-generated script, which sounds like it was a tad overambitious, and also keeps stressing how delighted the audience will be by the whole experience:
Tbf, I have been quite relieved and rejuvenated by this whimsical turn of events.
Tbf, I have been quite relieved and rejuvenated by this whimsical turn of events.
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
It'd probably make a good Mario Kart track as-is.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
You know, I feel really sorry for that poor umpa-loompa woman who basically took on a shit job and now has her miserable face splashed across the UK media/social media. She must be absolutely mortified 
ddraig
kicking against the pricks...
Agree!You know, I feel really sorry for that poor umpa-loompa woman who basically took on a shit job and now has her miserable face splashed across the UK media/social media. She must be absolutely mortified
They should rinse a few morning shows for a few grand to try make up for it! Spill the beans on shitehawk "organisers"
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
She’ll probably not get paid for it either.You know, I feel really sorry for that poor umpa-loompa woman who basically took on a shit job and now has her miserable face splashed across the UK media/social media. She must be absolutely mortified
Voley
🐀
Signed. Thanks for sharing. #foreverinourhearts
Voley
🐀
There's an impressive amount of people that have chipped in a quid or two to this important petition.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Loads of other classics-of-the-genre referenced here:
www.theguardian.com
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