COYFI West Ham United 2017/18

[BCBlues]

This thread is nearly as funny as the Crystal Palace one from last season

 

[sealion]

This thread is nearly as funny as the Crystal Palace one from last season

Nothing beats a deluded Nigel or one on a meltdown

 

[tommers]

Andy Carroll's had a son.

He's called Wolf Nine.




Sounds like a pilot in Star Wars.

 

[Ponyutd]

Wolf Nine, Donkey Nine. I can see the thinking.

 

[1927]

Moyes out!

 

[Ponyutd]

That was lousy as fuck. Omnishambles.
I don't mind going back to the championship, not that there is much of a choice, but at least sullivan and brady might fuck off.

 

[Libertad]

 

[elbows]

 

[sealion]

West Ham fans urged to stop 999 calls

 

[sealion]

They may have a case. They are being robbed blind

 

[The39thStep]

Funny team West Ham , I was convinced at the beginning of the season that they were top 10 possibly top 8 material based on the manager and the squad. I can see the logic , although not convinced of it, in Moyes appointment , make them hard to beat, sort out those who don't want to graft from those that they do etc and get them in the mid table .However I think it's going to be a bit of a haul with a few bumps and damaged egos all round.i think it's going to take a bit of time to get some cohesion , pride and team spirit . From what I saw Moyes want the width and Carrol hopefully on the end of some crosses. But he's injury ( and if The weekend display is anything to go by ) and suspension prone and if Moyes thinks he's the next Duncan Ferguson he'lol need a plan B. Looking at the other teams flouting around the relegation / bottom quarter Huddersfield have a better coach, more unified if inferior squad, Bournemouth better coach, better spirit worse squad, Swansea poor squad and a coach who should be good but doesn't cut it I, West Brom poorer squad and who ever takes over is in for a long haul, Stoke good squad but a manager who seems to have run out of ideas, Palace worse squad but better mentality and an experienced percentage coach . Don't think there are any easy answers.

 

[Ponyutd]

You'd have thought the Millwall boys would have something better to do really.

 

[sealion]

You'd have thought the Millwall boys would have something better to do really.

More likely angry spuds fans after Woolwich beat them. I do reckon it's other teams fans .

 

[tommers]

Quite looking forward to seeing if we're even shitter than Everton on Wednesday. At the moment they are getting all the attention but I reckon we can take their crown off em.

 

[Thaw]

They're looking to bring Big Sam in at Goodison so they must be starting to get desperate.

Rooney is bound to score some ridiculous wondergoal to start their turnaround. Its annoying coz their defence is so slow, if we had Ayew, Sakho and Antonio running at them we'd probably do alright, but we'll sit deep and lump the ball long to that man-bunned oaf

 

[tommers]

Hahahahahah. Fucking hell we're terrible. We're making Everton look good.

I'll be amazed if we don't go down this season. A team with Carroll, Lanzini, Antonio, Kouyate, Ayew, Arnautovic, Zabaleta, Cresswell, Hart... Unbelievable.

 

[tommers]

Everton (previously in freefall, no manager, 8 players out injured, beaten 4-1 in their last game) put 4 past us.

Man City up next.

Chelsea and Arsenal after that.

I reckon we'll be -30 goal difference after that lot and bottom of the league.

 

[sealion]

At the moment they are getting all the attention but I reckon we can take their crown off em.

Rooney is bound to score some ridiculous wondergoal to start their turnaround.

Good work chaps you know you're stuff

 

[Ponyutd]

Said it once,say it again...omnishambles. It's nothing new. The louses do it every few years. It's just our time again.

 

[Thaw]

Dear God.
We are the new QPR.

 

[tommers]

Dear God.
We are the new QPR.

We're Sunderland.

I reckon we might set some new records.

And it all started when we had to play our first three games away from home. We've never recovered.

 

[Humberto]

I reckon Moyes is just stealing a living since Man U. Terrible appointment.

 

[The39thStep]

Moyes should have gone back to Everton

 

[Libertad]

Woeful.

 

[The39thStep]

The cornerstone of my three preseason accumulators was fucking West Ham to finish in the top half. Cast iron I thought.

 

[sealion]

The prem is weak this season. I can't see you being cut adrift at any point when you have 6 or 7 poor teams fighting it out. Still a relegation might do you good in the long term, the dildo bro's will be off sharpish along with shit players on big money along with the wanker football tourists that feed Brady and co. Having an owner with no other intention but to stay in the prem will only alienate more supporters and bring you shit boring football.

 

[Ponyutd]

Can I use this thread for next season, instead of starting a new one?
Will my beloved Hammers be promoted?

 

[hash tag]

Cheapskates. robbing bastards. You will pay your way

Mayor takes over London Stadium after 'debacle' sees £20m bill

 

[Thaw]

The Olympic Stadium rental is a good example of "no deal is better than a bad deal"...for London anyway. Should've just left it for dog racing and car boot sales.

 

[tommers]

Cheapskates. robbing bastards. You will pay your way

Mayor takes over London Stadium after 'debacle' sees £20m bill

We'd agreed to buy the stadium before Messrs Levy and Hearn stuck their noses in. Maybe it's them you should be upset at.

And of course Spurs got done for going through Brady's bins. But we're the villains apparently.

And there was that arson.*


*sorry. It "just burned down".