COYFI West Ham United 2017/18

[tommers]

Southampton keeping things interesting. We need to win one of the last 4 to get a bit of distance really, but I don't see it happening. Otherwise, its gonna go down to the last day and I can just see Big Sam with a shit-eating grin going up to offer Sully his commiserations after relegating us.

Let's face it, we're getting nothing today. Leicester looked shot yesterday but we'll get the "playing for pride" version I'm sure and it's away so probably not. And that just leaves Man Utd at home (offside goal for Pogba to seal it) and Everton (Sam to relegate us).

Southampton, Huddersfield and Swansea all need a win though and I can't see Huddersfield getting anything else.

We'll stay up on goal difference (depending on how badly today goes).

We probably deserve to go down in fairness. We're a fucking shambles.

 

[JimW]

See you've scored twice within the half hour today

 

[hash tag]

Rice & Evra

 

[The39thStep]

Gary Neville doing his best impression of a lush at the end of a bar staring into his pint muttering through clenched teeth bemoaning either the lack of standard of opposition against City, referees decisions that favour City whilst knowing in his heart that his prayers that City get beat will not be granted .

 

[Thaw]

Come on Stoke! Keep it interesting

 

[Thaw]

Oh shit, they've actually scored. Eek

 

[Thaw]

Stoke are gone.

 

[Libertad]

Mark Noble is a god.

 

[planetgeli]

God? As in god you lot moan a lot? I see you stayed up (yes you have).

Check panel 5. In fact check it all. And be happy for once.

David Squires on … West Ham's chaotic cauldron of infighting

 

[Libertad]

God? As in god you lot moan a lot?

No.

 

[The39thStep]

well done West Ham

 

[tommers]

Yay.

Apparently were signing Benzema for £54 million now.

 

[hash tag]

In case you missed it, a rather sad report ‘It’s soulless here’: why West Ham fans are in revolt

 

[tommers]

West Ham vs Everton.

The one we've all been waiting for. Both managers on their way out after ensuring that the whole sorry charade continues for another season. Nothing to lose, I reckon they'll throw caution to the wind. 6-5, a wonderful display of attacking football. Gung Ho. Attack, attack, attack.



Oh who the fuck am I kidding.

 

[hash tag]

I see Sam's free if you feel like a change

 

[tommers]

I see Sam's free if you feel like a change

Been there, done that.

I actually wouldn't be too upset if it Moyes carried on but he'd need to be given free rein to organise the club properly and that is never going to happen.

Ultimately we could be managed by a Guardiola and Zidane dream team and we'd still have lil Davey Sullivan trying to get a free full back on instalments.

 

[Libertad]

I see Sam's free if you feel like a change

Thanks but no thanks.

 

[Libertad]

Farewell David Moyes.

 

[Sweet FA]

Fuck me, what a shitshow

 

[hash tag]

The Brady bunch strike again. No real surprise surely?
One way and another, it's not the best of times and working for those three

 

[tommers]

West Ham United Statement: David Moyes departs | West Ham United

And there you go

Surely they must have somebody lined up. Surely?

 

[hash tag]

"we aim to appoint a high calibre figure"

Wenger is of course free.

 

[tommers]

 

[hash tag]

 

[sealion]

There is a lot irony in a Palace fan taking the piss when it comes to employing managers. They've had more clowns than Billy Smarts.

 

[hash tag]

Yeah, well, you have to laugh..though it's not all piss taking. They have a degree of my sympathy

 

[Badgers]

(((Pellegrini)))

 

[stethoscope]

Pellegrini it is..
West Ham: Manuel Pellegrini named new manager at London Stadium

 

[Badgers]

Not a bad appointment for the Hammers tbf

 

[Thaw]

Avram Grant had a track record of success at a big club in the Premier League and Champions League too.