Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[danny la rouge]

Shall we have fun signing this with daft names or will that be counterproductive?

Done. Donald Trump - True President of America.

 

[Orang Utan]

That's the poo lady isn't it?

She must be jonesing for a gander at other people’s turds

 

[danny la rouge]

There’s no verification email so I’ve signed again as Dick Weighsaton - porn actor.

 

[cupid_stunt]

'David Icke - Professional loon' has been added.

I used an e-mail address at mail.com for verification.

 

[Orang Utan]

Alan Partridge - Broadcaster and covidsceptic

 

[cupid_stunt]

The website doesn't seem to auto-update with these fake entries, I've a feeling they are being manually checked to decide if they are listed under 'Public Figures' or 'Medics and Academics'.

 

[May Kasahara]

Who?

TV psychologist (as in, has a psychology degree, not a registered clinical psych or any other kind of protected title) and Covid denier - all the usual anti-mask, anti-vax, "this isn't democracy!!!1!1!" bollocks.

 

[spitfire]

Signed as Bellendus Maximus, Roman Centurion.

and

Grfiter McGriftface

 

[existentialist]

Gillian Mckeith “Television Presenter, Nutritionist and Author” and fake.

You missed "opportunist attention seeker"

 

[danny la rouge]

You missed "opportunist attention seeker"

 

[Orang Utan]

She hadn’t eaten a poo for a whole week tbf

 

[T & P]

 

[William of Walworth]

There’s no verification email so I’ve signed again as Dick Weighsaton - porn actor.

Photo-evidence in 'Naked Urbanites' thread, or it didn't happen

 

[HAL9000]

Some german words

Coronamutationsgebiet

Spoiler: Answer

is an area where coronavirus mutations are widespread

Geisterveranstaltung

Spoiler: Answer

(ghost event) is an event with no people in attendance, usually sports.

Autokonzert.

Spoiler: Answer

Live music is allowed, provided the audience remains in their cars, at an

Gesichtskondom

Spoiler: Answer

a "face condom"

"Kontaktbeschränkungen

Spoiler: Answer

contact restrictions

Ausgehbeschränkung

Spoiler: Answer

going out restrictions

Source

 

[belboid]

Some german words
Gesichtskondom

Spoiler: Answer

a "face condom"

That was one of three l managed to translate myself. Although I did think ‘it can’t actually mean that’

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[A380]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Just had this whatsapp message from my brother...

I have just got back from my first jab. I am now getting inundated with special holiday offers for Cyrus from May or when I have had my second jab, I guess the 5g tracking chip must be working.

 

[quiet guy]

 

[two sheds]

Fucking hell

Department of Health did £90,000,000 deal with firm listed in Chinese hotel room

The Government has been accused of signing off ‘secretive big money deals’ for PPE while overlooking British companies.

metro.co.uk

The Department of Health (DHSC) signed two PPE deals worth more than £90 million with a state-backed Chinese firm listed at a hotel room in Beijing, newly-published documents show.

The heavily-redacted contracts have emerged as the Government is accused of signing off ‘secretive big money deals’ with foreign firms despite British companies having tendered their services.

Matt Hancock’s department spent an estimated £9.5 billion on vital PPE equipment during the first wave as it tried to rush supplies to the NHS supply chain, according to Tussell market intelligence.

I checked because I didn't understand it - Hancock saw a notice in a hotel room that he'd happened to stay at? But no the registered address I presume.

 

[two sheds]

But £37 billion for test and trace that didn't work is the best one - that's around a third of the whole NHS budget pissed up the wall 1% for nurses because we can't afford any more cunts once again

 

[magneze]

NASA landed on Mars for less.

 

[two sheds]

A mere $2.7 billion I did see that comparison but didn't really believe it. Mind you SERCO wasn't running the NASA programme so that's more believable.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Gillian Mckeith “Television Presenter, Nutritionist and Author” and fake.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[krink]

Stunning fail

 

[Orang Utan]

Stunning fail

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He needs to show his workings