Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[cupid_stunt]

I have a bloody zoom meeting every other Wednesday, with a 7.30 am start, so I am normally just in a t-shirt & boxers, and if I need to get up, I'll just kill the camera.

This morning I was clearly not paying attention and hit the unmute button instead of stop video, and flashed my boxers.

Not sure which is the worst..

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Aladdin]

Mario Rosenstock takes off Christy Moore's song Lisdoonvarna...


Lockdown Harder

 

[William of Walworth]

Emailed to me :

Champions League, Quarter Final Draw
Moderna v Pfizer BioNTech
Sputnik v Zydus Cadila
Janssen v Astra Zeneca
Novavax v Bacillus Calmette-Guerin

That joke is going viral, apparantly ...

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Hardly needs saying. Children learn this in yr 1.

Not quite

In Year 1, children will:

• need to count forwards and backwards up to 100
• need to know their addition and subtraction facts to 20
• start to learn about times tables through the use of simple multiplication and division problems, for which they will be given objects to help them work out what is being asked
• need to find half and a quarter of a shape or quantity
• start to measure using standard units and will learn to tell the time to the hour and half-hour
• will learn to name some common 2D and 3D shapes

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Mario Rosenstock takes off Christy Moore's song Lisdoonvarna...


Lockdown Harder

That is painfully accurate. At least the spoken bits. The singing is a tiny bit off but still excelent.
(One of the few gigs I have been to is a christy moore one back either late 90s or early 2000s)

 

[two sheds]

Not quite

Nothing about Harold Wilson - what is our education system teaching nowadays?

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Aladdin]

We have a 5km travel limit at the moment in Ireland.

Cork garda left speechless after hearing one woman's reason for going beyond 5km

This garda wasn't expecting that response anyway

www.corkbeo.ie

Angela Brickley is a dairy farmer from Laois who was in Cork on Tuesday making an important delivery from her business.

Angela was stopped by a garda at a covid checkpoint in Innishannon and when she was asked why she was beyond her 5km she had a very reasonable and unusual response.

She tweeted "Doing deliveries yesterday and was stopped at a Garda checkpoint in Cork. Are you local? No. Why are you out? I am delivering bull semen to dairy farmers.

"You are doing what?? I repeat what I said, her reply was "you couldn't make that up".

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[existentialist]

 

[rubbershoes]

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They didn't want to use the switch that does exactly that?

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[quiet guy]

 

[DaveCinzano]

I was first taught the old definition and genuinely still think of a thousand million as an American billion

I will go to my grave reading out 1,000,000,000 as one milliard, dammit

 

[DaveCinzano]

I missed the Harold Wilson edict

What were you doing that day instead that was so important, eh?

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[T & P]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Clair De Lune]

And drink in our pants and get fatter.

 

[editor]

 

[rubbershoes]

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You don't see this in the msm

 

[William of Walworth]

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I actually mentioned the post-vaccine bus factor, in a post just before the weekend

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I actually mentioned the post-vaccine bus factor, in a post just before the weekend

the conspiracy has been a long time coming

 

[rubbershoes]

 

[BigMoaner]

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hancock behind that?