Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[AmateurAgitator]

Parliament can resume as long as the area is cleared of foul miasmas and witches, insists Jacob Rees-Mogg

Jacob Rees-Mogg, Leader Of the House of Commons and walking PSA about the dangers of marrying cousins, said that MPs should gather in Westminster and that, to ensure their safety, he had hired the …

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[beesonthewhatnow]

Inn at Little Washington Chef Will Fill His Socially Distanced Dining Room With Midcentury Mannequins - Washingtonian

A few weeks ago, the Inn at Little Washington sent out an email blast announcing that the luxury Rappahannock County destination would be reopening for dinner on May 15. Then Virginia governor Ralph Northam threw a hitch into chef Patrick O'Connell's plans: Diners can sit outside only for "phase...

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The three Michelin-starred destination will also have Marilyn Monroe masks.

That looks like something from an episode of Dr Who.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Government confirms it will do everything to support nurses except pay them more

The British Government has marked International Nurses Day by vowing to do everything in their power to support nurses more during this time of crisis except pay them more money.

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[two sheds]

or improve their working conditions

I was just wondering - if coronavirus can be detected in sewers does that mean you can also catch it from farts?

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Man trusted by Boris Johnson to use his common sense just arrived in A&E with shampoo bottle up his arse

A man trusted by Boris Johnson to keep the nation safe by applying his 'common sense' is currently explaining to a triage nurse how he got a shampoo bottle up his arse.

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Couldn't resist posting this aswell

 

[Voley]

 

[Saul Goodman]

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I'm glad it's not just me. I was starting to feel a little inadequate.

 

[Aladdin]

 

[eatmorecheese]

Chris Grayling announces he's pregnant after taking Covid-19 antibody test - The Rochdale Herald

Chris Grayling has revealed he's pregnant after he took the new Covid-19 antibody test. A spokesman said, "It came as quite a surprise for Chris that he -

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[cupid_stunt]

 

[HAL9000]

or improve their working conditions

I was just wondering - if coronavirus can be detected in sewers does that mean you can also catch it from farts?

Reuters | Breaking International News & Views

Find latest news from every corner of the globe at Reuters.com, your online source for breaking international news coverage.

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Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19)

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) is a virus (more specifically, a coronavirus) identified as the cause of an outbreak of respiratory illness first detected in Wuhan, China.

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[two sheds]

They don't specifically mention farts that's just shoddy research and reporting.

 

[chainsawjob]

 

[eatmorecheese]

 

[ddraig]

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[The39thStep]

Bars opening in Portugal next Monday , still waiting for the specific advice but .................

 

[Marty1]

 

[petee]

Dr. Fauci Warns Of Needless Suffering And Death If America Allowed To Continue

WASHINGTON—Emphasizing the dire consequences should the sovereign nation remain in existence, NIAID director Dr. Anthony Fauci warned the public Tuesday of needless suffering and death if America were allowed to continue. “Let me be clear, if the United States of America persists into 2021, not...

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Dr. Anthony Fauci warned the public Tuesday of needless suffering and death if America were allowed to continue. “Let me be clear, if the United States of America persists into 2021, not only will many people die, but left unchecked, this federal republic will unleash untold destruction on the world,”

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[petee]

wear a mask 'cause stone cold said so

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Ah....America....

 

[chainsawjob]

 

[kabbes]

Ah....America....

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The message might be shit but that’s actually quite an acceptable pun on the name of the NY governor, no?

 

[Teaboy]

The message might be shit but that’s actually quite an acceptable pun on the name of the NY governor, no?

Yes, I thought it was a decent effort. The token punctuation was a nice touch as well. A real shame they felt the need for block capitals. 7/10.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

The message might be shit but that’s actually quite an acceptable pun on the name of the NY governor, no?

No idea

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[May Kasahara]

Yes, I thought it was a decent effort. The token punctuation was a nice touch as well. A real shame they felt the need for block capitals. 7/10.

Yes, would have scored higher if it was in Comic Sans.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

The message might be shit but that’s actually quite an acceptable pun on the name of the NY governor, no?

Just looked that up....now I feel like a right dick

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Orang Utan]

LOL