Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[clicker]

Can someone please explain the ‘out but not out out’ meme?

Out is a walk to the dry cleaners. Out out is everything we can't do now.

 

[kabbes]

Can someone please explain the ‘out but not out out’ meme?

It’s nothing to do with cricket. It’s a reference to a Micky Flanagan “comedy” routine.

 

[existentialist]

Just bizarre. I'm trying to complete on a house in Wales and so I feel invested in this, but why would anyone feel that Bojo's interventions are anything other than theatrics? There is no plan. The Welsh government should do what it can. I'll remain in London until I can move

This is a Brexit-supporting uncritical Tory whose mantra is made up of stuff like "This is not the time to be criticising the Government"...but you can be absolutely sure that if it wasn't HIS government, he'd be all over it. Nice enough chap away from politics, but fuck me, he's tedious on that particular topic.

 

[gosub]

Can someone please explain the ‘out but not out out’ meme?

 

[Orang Utan]

It took 40 seconds before I had to take it off, but I understand now. How does that man ever get work?

 

[ddraig]

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Shit colonial tory attitude

 

[farmerbarleymow]

But you've seen how the gulls have evolved due to a lack of chips!

Good for them - that'll give the haters something to worry about.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Me neither. It could be tennis though

Badminton is ever stupider than tennis or cricket. I was always puzzled how anyone could invent such an idiotic game.

 

[keybored]

Badminton is ever stupider than tennis or cricket. I was always puzzled how anyone could invent such an idiotic game.

It works because a normal human will react to a white feathered object flying towards them by hitting it as hard as they can with a bat.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Superb!

 

[Sasaferrato]

No social distancing, and they were putting their hands all over the doors and door handles.

Nice that the officer waved on the way out though

And the police wonder why the average citizen would no longer piss on them if they were on fire?

 

[Sasaferrato]

I used to live in Hoxton (BEFORE it became trendy - this was back when it was a shithole) and on Sundays would often go for a wander round the City, all the big financial institutions were closed on a Sunday and the place was largely deserted, other than the markets on the outskirts - was really nice

We lived in Woolwich in 1989. One Sunday, we took a tootle around through the city. How quiet it was, which sowed the the seed of an idea.

The next time we went North, we would go through the town, quicker than down to the M25 and round.

Of course, when we headed North on leave, it was six pm on a Friday.

 

[Sprocket.]

 

[Sprocket.]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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Referencing the US decision, now reversed, to disband their coronavirus taskforce.

 

[Clair De Lune]

 

[pesh]

Badminton is ever stupider than tennis or cricket. I was always puzzled how anyone could invent such an idiotic game.

probably booze. we were drunk when we invented trampoline badminton. brilliant game.

 

[Doodler]

 

[Roadkill]

 

[ddraig]

 

[Mation]

Enticing

Coronavirus: Holiday park booking requests surge

It says the rise follows the easing of restrictions in England, which do not apply in Wales.

www.bbc.com

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[bmd]

Once a tory always a cunt.

Rather like the common gull.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Marty1]

 

[Badgers]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

 

[A380]