Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread
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cupid_stunt
Happy New Year!
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
I did think about posting that earlier, but thought the image was too distressing.
T & P
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Given that 2016 brought us the Brexit referendum, that's the biggest load of bollocks ever. Even worse year than 2020.
gosub
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So when we're you planning on letting the electorate have a say? I suppose you probably think it madness not to extend the transition too
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
cupid_stunt
Happy New Year!
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
I can’t take credit for this...
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I think I’ve worked it out...
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I think I’ve worked it out...
- 4 year olds can go to school but university students who have paid for their tuition and the accommodation that they aren’t living in, can’t go back to university.
- I can go to school with many 4 year olds that I’m not related to but can’t see one 4 year old that I am related to.
- I can sit in a park, but not tomorrow or Tuesday but by Wednesday that’ll be fine.
- I can meet one person from another household for a chat or to sunbathe but not two people so if I know two people from another household I have to pick my favourite. Hopefully, I’m also their favourite person from my household or this could be awkward. But possibly I’m not. In fact, thinking about it, I definitely wouldn’t be. But as I can’t go closer than 2m to the one I choose anyway so you wouldn’t think having the other one sat next to them would matter - unless two people would restrict my eyeline too much and prevent me from being alert.
- I can work all day with my colleagues but I can’t sit in their garden for a chat after work.
- I can now do unlimited exercise when quite frankly just doing an hour a day felt like I was some kind of fitness guru. I can think of lots of things that I would like to be unlimited but exercise definitely isn’t one of them.
- I can drive to other destinations although which destinations is unclear. I was supposed to be in Brighton this weekend. Can I drive there? It’s hundreds of miles away but no one has said that’s wrong.
- The buses are still running past my house but I shouldn’t get on one. We should just let empty buses drive around so bus drivers aren’t doing nothing.
- It will soon be time to quarantine people coming into the country by air... but not yet. It’s too soon. And not ever if you’re coming from France because... well, I don’t do know why, actually. Because the French version of coronavirus wouldn’t come to the UK maybe.
- Our youngest children go back to school first because... they are notoriously good at not touching things they shouldn’t, maintain personal space at all times and never randomly lick you.
- We are somewhere in between 3.5 and 4.5 on a five point scale where 5 is all of the virus and 1 is none of the virus but 2,3 and 4 can be anything you’d like it to be really. Some of the virus? A bit of the virus? Just enough virus to see off those over 70s who were told to self isolate but now we’ve realised that they’ve done that a bit too well despite us offloading coronavirus patients into care homes and now we are claiming that was never said in the first place, even though it’s in writing in the stay at home guidance.
- The slogan isn’t stay at home any more.So we don’t have to say at home. Except we do. Unless we can’t. In which case we should go out. But there will be fines if we break the rules. So don’t do that. Don’t forget... Stay alert... which Robert Jenrick has explained actually means Stay home as much as possible. Obviously. Control the virus. Well, I can’t even control my kids home learning and I can actually see them. Plus I know a bit about kids and very little about controlling viruses. Save lives. Always preferable to not saving lives, I’d say, so I’ll try my best with that one, although hopefully I don’t need telling to do that. I know I’m bragging now but not NOT saving lives is something I do every day. So there you are. If you’re the weirdo wanting unlimited exercise then enjoy. But not until Wednesday. Obviously.
cupid_stunt
Happy New Year!
The UK HQ of the Church of Scientology is just up the road, south of East Grinstead, bloody nutters.
Oh, yes, EG is the UK HQ of the fuckwits known as the Church of Scientology, I could tell you a few stories about Saint Hill, including how I helped a young lady to escape that weird place.
And just over the border in Newchapel, Surrey, is the 'London' Temple of themoronsMormons.
I have no idea what the area did to attract these major centres of complete nutters.
hegley
never odd or even
yeah, I'm from down that way originally - some other much smaller culty type groups in and around Ashdown Forest as well. And that total wrong'un, Winnie the Pooh of course.
cupid_stunt
Happy New Year!
It's like Glastonbury, with less hippies, but even more nutters.
* Considered opinion from someone that spent several years living within a few miles of both.
cupid_stunt
Happy New Year!
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
It takes something where the Anthropops are the least weird in an area.
Those sinos won't catch anything because they don't know any Suppressive Persons though. Only catch things if you're in contact with an SP.
Boris advising people to go out looking like letterboxes
Prime Minister and part-time Honey Monster impersonator, Boris Johnson, has encouraged everyone to go out wearing attire that makes them look like letterboxes.
newsthump.com
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
56,000 excess deaths dude. And counting.
chainsawjob
Kipping in the dunes
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