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[Athos]

Bed bath?

Thanks. What time shall I expect you, Badgers? Will you bring your own loofah?

 

[Rebelda]

Bed bath?

No thank you. I had a bath bath this morning.

 

[kebabking]

are handjobs medicinal?

 

[SpineyNorman]

Chesterfield. Got a car and would be able to do grocery runs etc

 

[Treacle Toes]

SELondon. Happy to do doorstep drops of supplies. Great thread.

 

[LDC]

are handjobs medicinal?

The way I'd do it it probably feels more like CPR so yeah, totally.

 

[crossthebreeze]

Newcastle upon Tyne.
I'm an ok cook (and have reasonably well-stocked food cupboards). I have some time, but no car and am a bit skint though.

 

[Grace Johnson]

Double post. Deleted.

 

[telbert]

Dagenham. Fairly proficient cook, very hygiene wary anyway. Got transport. Normally get in from work bout 5ish, if I can help anyone out at all.

 

[ChrisD]

In Exeter. I’m used to pushing things through letterboxes east of the river. Would make a change from political leafletting...

 

[eatmorecheese]

Streatham till 1st April, then Flintshire, North Wales. Can help with supplies, chemist trips etc.

 

[moomoo]

Worcestershire. Can drive and can cook but I’m pretty busy making sure you’ve all got loo roll atm! If it’s an emergency I can deliver supplies within a 50 mile radius of Redditch.

 

[Numbers]

Virus free Newham have loads of supplies and great cook (my wife is).

Not sure how useful I could be, but happy to just make up the numbers an ting,

 

[Numbers]

Romford. No car and skint-ish but willing.

I've been working out of Romford this week. Interesting place.

 

[Saffy]

York area - can drive and drop of supplies if needed.

 

[Spymaster]

Central/North West London.

Car/cooking/fighting corners/advocacy ... etc.

If you're really bad I also have a shotgun.

 

[neonwilderness]

North East. I have have a car, but my time is fairly limited at the moment. Mixed cooking skills

Of you need anything picking up or dropping off let me know.

Could you bring round one of those pies you stockpiled?

 

[quiet guy]

Not far from Worksop. Have car but due to work commitments may not be available all the time but willing to help with collections\deliveries.

 

[steveo87]

Steve - Weston Super Mare.

 

[kebabking]

Worcestershire. Can drive and can cook but I’m pretty busy making sure you’ve all got loo roll atm! If it’s an emergency I can deliver supplies within a 50 mile radius of Redditch.

I think Worcestershire people are the best people...

 

[Badgers]

Could you bring round one of those pies you stockpiled?

The #haggle pies?

Maybe

 

[5t3IIa]

Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. Shit cook, got car, not temperamentally suited to being a carer but am a go-getter.

 

[StoneRoad]

SW Northumberland - have access to car but I'm a shit cook !
Maybe able to help collect / deliver stuff (depends on whether I have to shut workshop or not !)

 

[a_chap]

Worcester, but I'm in the city so can get to Cheltenham, Gloucester, Tewkesbury, Malvern, Evesham, etc. Maybe even Hereford at a push.

Few skills but I have a spade in case you need to dispose of any any bodies.

Worcestershire. Can drive and can cook but I’m pretty busy making sure you’ve all got loo roll atm! If it’s an emergency I can deliver supplies within a 50 mile radius of Redditch.

I think Worcestershire people are the best people...

Who am I to disagree...?

 

[existentialist]

Laugharne-Haverfordwest-Pembroke, Food (if you like lentils ), car.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Manchester. Happy to deliver shopping and collect prescriptions if needed within short distances subject to thorough risk assessment.

 

[lizzieloo]

Milton Keynes, can monitor your house if it has subsidence

But really, I can't drive but Mr Loo can and would be happy to ferry stuff if needed (he said that)

 

[baldrick]

This but minus the bike and don’t drive. Happy to chuck some funds in a collective pot for people to use for online shopping or whatever.

This, but NW Birmingham. Happy to throw money in a pot for groceries/prescriptions/whatever etc

 

[xenon]

South Bristol.
Can't drive.
DO have fair amount of free time.
Not great at high street shopping.
Not flush but could buy someone a takeaway.
Quite good at researching and organising shit...

 

[not-bono-ever]

Peckham, have wheels & the biggest tent in the world if you need to self isolate in your garden for a while. Happy to do shopping or medication drop offs etc.