Chris Philip is deeply unlikeable

[Karl Masks]

I do wonder - I can’t help myself - what pricks like this feel and think when they’re in the privacy of the shower, while they‘re doing a spot of shopping or any of the other mundane ordinary things humans do, things that we all have in common.

When they’re in idle mode, does any part of the inner workings bring up an error message? Ever? Never?

They are born and raised into another world.

Our experience, our complaints, our cries of desperation, just don't feature on their radar. It's an abstraction.

Of course he will have been handed the days talking points by Central Office and the dark masters of PR.

What annoys me most is this penchant for saying "it is right". Just asseritng horrific ideas as if they were obvious truths about the world.

 

[Karl Masks]

I'm not going to offer running commentary on his performance, but I would respectfully point out that popular trust in the Tories seems to be dropping like shit out of an arsehole

Not going to lie: I enjoyed reading that.

 

[cesare]

I read someone describe him as Wills in the Royals and now I can't think of him as anyone else.

For the £ tanking fiasco last week, Truss blamed Kwareng and then Kwarteng blamed Philp. Who's Philp blaming?

 

[DaveCinzano]

I read someone describe him as Wills in the Royals and now I can't think of him as anyone else.

For the £ tanking fiasco last week, Truss blamed Kwareng and then Kwarteng blamed Philp. Who's Philp blaming?

Ronnie Corbett

 

[Sue]

I read someone describe him as Wills in the Royals and now I can't think of him as anyone else.

For the £ tanking fiasco last week, Truss blamed Kwareng and then Kwarteng blamed Philp. Who's Philp blaming?

Maybe he'll take responsibility for it?

(Labour I reckon.)

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

that'll be the idiot I heard on R4 on my way to work the other week
shit for brains

 

[kenny g]

I do wonder - I can’t help myself - what pricks like this feel and think when they’re in the privacy of the shower, while they‘re doing a spot of shopping or any of the other mundane ordinary things humans do, things that we all have in common.

When they’re in idle mode, does any part of the inner workings bring up an error message? Ever? Never?

Was watching the Rees Mogg earlier and I reckon they occasionally cry to themselves but can't put the feelings into words. I would be astonished if he actually consciously entertains empathy with most others.

 

[brogdale]

Crace nails the nasty little cunt in today's parly sketch:

 

[eatmorecheese]

A Home Counties Patrick Bateman after a double espresso. His face gives me the fear.

 

[SysOut]

His "Work for the dole" idea in 2013:

archive.ph

 

[SysOut]

Moment Chris Philp realises his own Govt has briefed against him

Watch: The moment Chris Philp realises his own Govt has briefed against him "It was your idea, wasn’t it?", Kay Burley said.

 

[Ming]

A Home Counties Patrick Bateman after a double espresso. His face gives me the fear.

Perfect description. He definitely channels American Psycho. Joined McKinsey straight out of Oxford.

 

[moochedit]

He's out!

 

[brogdale]

He's out!

Got call in Sainsbury's to tell me; laughed so loud that people were avoiding me in the aisle

 

[brogdale]

Was so excited that...on a complete whim...I splashed out 16p on a can of Hubbard's spaghetti rings!

 

[brogdale]

But rather disappointingly, the nose looking for a bum is still on payroll...that was obviously his price.

 

[Dystopiary]

I don't like to judge by appearances, but he's got the face of a bully. Not a "hard" bully, quite the opposite, but the kind that enjoys and gets away with being an absolute shit to people because of who his dad is and who he knows.

 

[Serge Forward]

You mean like the Flashman character in Tom Brown's Schooldays?

 

[brogdale]

I don't like to judge by appearances, but he's got the face of a bully. Not a "hard" bully, quite the opposite, but the kind that enjoys and gets away with being an absolute shit to people because of who his dad is and who he knows.

I prefer to remember him by the I've just shat my pants face he had on when Mick Lynch called him a liar to his face on Newsnight.

 

[Dystopiary]

You mean like the Flashman character in Tom Brown's Schooldays?

I know who that is but haven't read the book or seen any of the adaptations so I don't know.

 

[Dystopiary]

Elizabeth Philp, wife of policing minister Chris Philp, has been reported to the CPS over claims that she used trade secrets gained from her former employer to set up a rival business.

Philp’s husband is standing to be re-elected as the MP for Croydon South. This February, he called for a significant increase in the number of arrests, arguing that there was no such thing as a minor crime.

“I want to see zero tolerance towards all crime from the police and a back-to-basics approach that significantly increases the number of criminals caught and prosecuted,” he said.

Policing minister’s wife reported to CPS over corporate espionage claims

 

[ouirdeaux]

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

 

[Elpenor]

I don't like to judge by appearances, but he's got the face of a bully. Not a "hard" bully, quite the opposite, but the kind that enjoys and gets away with being an absolute shit to people because of who his dad is and who he knows.

Did work experience with his dad (and Mum) who were both archaeologists. All I will say is he was a very odd man indeed

 

[Everything Goes]

Labour have inherited a "very strong economic legacy" from the Tories claims Chris Philip, this morning on Sky News. What a joker

Ex-Tory Minister Claims Labour Have Inherited 'Strong Economic Legacy' From Conservatives

Chris Philp seems to have forgotten the cost of living crisis and Liz Truss's mini-Budget.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

 

[Bingoman]

Labour have inherited a "very strong economic legacy" from the Tories claims Chris Philip, this morning on Sky News. What a joker

Ex-Tory Minister Claims Labour Have Inherited 'Strong Economic Legacy' From Conservatives

Chris Philp seems to have forgotten the cost of living crisis and Liz Truss's mini-Budget.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

in the hell is he on

 

[Everything Goes]

in the hell is he on

Vodka in his cornflakes

 

[Bingoman]

Vodka in his cornflakes

Sounds like his on something stronger than that

 

[two sheds]

Well the millionaires and billionaires have been doing really well so I suppose they wanted to start somewhere.

 

[LakieLady]

The odious Philp keeping his seat was one of very few disappointing results on 4 July.

Sadly, Croydon South is such a safe Tory seat that the local Labour Party members reckoned that Tory votes cmight as well be weighed, rather than counted.

 

[Elpenor]

A mate sent me this