Chips

[Orang Utan]

Oven chips are extruded, they're not cut, therefore they're not "chipped potatoes". Far from "Orwellian doublethink", my perfectly-straight logic is unassailable, except by wrong'uns who don't know what chips actually are.

Some chips more chiplike than others

 

[Orang Utan]

Your potato confections aren't oven chips, they're potato wedges.

Pats OU on head.

How are they fucking wedges? Wedges refer to the wedge shape you clot

 

[ViolentPanda]

Some chips more chiplike than others

How very true. Proper chips cut from peeled fresh potatoes and deep-fryed are far more "chip-like" than your unnatural creations.

 

[ViolentPanda]

How are they fucking wedges? Wedges refer to the wedge shape you clot

I'm using it as a generic term, in much the same way you're using "chips" as a generic term.
Sauce for the goose, and all that.

 

[tufty79]

^^ you seem to have a chip on your shoulder about all this, VP


/coat

 

[Orang Utan]

How very true. Proper chips cut from peeled fresh potatoes and deep-fryed are far more "chip-like" than your unnatural creations.

Deep fried chips are fine for a take away, but at home, they're done in the oven.

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm using it as a generic term, in much the same way you're using "chips" as a generic term.
Sauce for the goose, and all that.

Chips is a generic term you div.
I would go as far to suggest that wedges are a kind of rustic chip.

 

[Orang Utan]

In America chips are crisps!

 

[8den]

fucking paprika? oven? pepper? unpeeled? they're not chips. you cunt.

They are not chips. They are potato wedges and they are very nice but they are not chips.

Fuck off they're chips. Look like them and taste like them
Precious cunts

And thus began the terrible Urban75 great chip war of 2014.....

 

[tufty79]

HEATED ARGUMENT O'CLOCK

 

[Mrs Miggins]

And thus began the terrible 2014 great Urban75 chip war.....

It's only because we've run out of things to say about the stupid bar in Herne Hill

 

[8den]

Has anyone tried chips with truffle oil and parmesan?

 

[8115]

Some chips more chiplike than others

All chips are created chiplike etc.

 

[danny la rouge]

Has anyone tried chips with truffle oil and parmesan?

Yes, you, ya ponce.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I like sweet potato fries with honey mustard dip. I really do.

 

[danny la rouge]

I like sweet potato fries with honey mustard dip. I really do.

Trolltastic.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Trolltastic.

Not intentionally. Haven't read the thread, has a fatwa been issued against sweet potatoes or the use of the word 'fries'?

 

[DotCommunist]

against bourgois gastropub chip imitations in general I think

 

[Pickman's model]

against bourgois gastropub chip imitations in general I think

and against bourgeois gastropub chip imitations in suburban too.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

against bourgois gastropub chip imitations in general I think

Sweet potato fries are more a yank import than a gastropub invention I'd say - that probably makes them equally verboten here.

 

[danny la rouge]

Not intentionally. Haven't read the thread, has a fatwa been issued against sweet potatoes or the use of the word 'fries'?

Yes. They're bourgeois running dog lackeys.

 

[discokermit]

let's keep this filth off the chip thread. no ovens, no sweetpotatoes, no fucking paprika. dirty bastards.

 

[Wilson]

What about parsnips and chilli pepper flakes?

 

[discokermit]

you dirty bastard.

 

[8den]

I like sweet potato fries with honey mustard dip. I really do.

I do lovely skin on oven baked sweet potato fries, tossed in smoke paprika, served with a spicy Mary rose sauce.

Now to pour oil on the frier. Those who claim a French fry is not a chip.p!ease explain why not?

They are both potatoes cooked in oil in a deep frier

Explain the nuances. Please.

 

[8den]

Yes, you, ya ponce.

Apparently very nom. Why do object to chips rising above their station. are you the Ian Bone of chips?

 

[danny la rouge]

Apparently very nom. Why do object to chips rising above their station. are you the Ian Bone of chips?

Eat the chips.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Has anyone tried chips with truffle oil and parmesan?

If they have, they deserve the birch!!!

 

[8den]

Also French fries are so chips. Anyone who says otherwise is some nutty chip fundamentalists. Emphasis on mental

 

[discokermit]

Also French fries are so chips. Anyone who says otherwise is some nutty chip fundamentalists. Emphasis on mental

i'm putting a chip-fatwah upon you.