Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
I see you're trying to get a rise out of someone. Your other posts didn't get the reaction you wanted, and neither will this one, because you're just here for your own amusement.
All of the sensible stuff is being said by Epona.
As you suggest, I’m just watching for the fun of it and will chip in the odd pearls of wisdom at my leisure, in order to educate, chastise, or frustrate