Get a dishwasher I love it, they will pry mine out of my cold dead hands and even then they will have a fight for it.
Ah.
[The Dishwasher Saga]I bought a little 'tabletop' dishwasher with the intention of putting it under the sink. I measured the alcove and it should have fit. Bought a new ceramic sink. Paid a neighbour to remove the old kitchen cupboard and stainless steel sink and also knock out an old pantry cupboard on the other side of the kitchen.
Neighbour didn't unscrew cupboard and remove it carefully, he must've yanked it apart and pulled it out and caused a leak in the plumbing. So I was without a working kitchen sink for a while, was washing dishes in my bath, because I didn't dare trying to get anyone else to do it, because I have disastrous luck trying to get anyone remotely competent to do any work in my flat.
A friend eventually took pity on me and asked a plumber friend of hers to do it for me.
But then it turned out that the washing machine wouldn't fit on the other side of the sink under the draining board. Because I didn't realise that when the council were renovating the kitchens in other flats, they must've removed a row of bricks, so I'd assumed my washing machine would fit because lots of neighbours had their washer under that side of their sink.
So my new ceramic sink ended up mounted on a makeshift wooden frame by my lovely friend and her plumber friend who improvised to at least give me a working sink again, which I was (am) really grateful for.
But I've had the brand new dishwasher in a box for about 4-5 years now. And I can't install it until I take about 10 steps backwards and find a builder to remove a row of bricks so I can install the washing machine and a cupboard and the dishwasher.
I had a part-time job in 2022 and got a loan to do my tiny kitchen. I got someone out to give me a quote but they ghosted me. Then I changed job, then I was let go from my new full-time job after only a week due a conflict of interest. So then I ended up unemployed for nine months and spent my kitchen money on living expenses.
And I still have a knackered old kitchen in need of renovation, still no closer to installing the dishwasher that's still in its box, because fml. I just want a simple life but everything goes wrong.
It's like that thing about a battle being lost for want of a horseshoe nail, the whole dominoes disaster effect.
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