Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[blairsh]

The King and IT.

StephenkingyHalloweeny version.

Clown vs King of Siam. Fight!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force A-Walkens

A steely eyed mysterious stranger rallies resistance against the remnants of the Empire in between little bouts of tap dancing.

 

[blairsh]

High Plains Grifter

A loner arrives in a samll town and cons the fuck out of everyone, leaving right before they all get murdered by bandits out for revenge on the community that put them behind bars.

 

[May Kasahara]

My Left Food

Daniel Day Lewis spends two hours reminiscing about meals he didn't finish.

 

[DaveCinzano]

My Left Food

Daniel Day Lewis spends two hours reminiscing about meals he didn't finish.

He spent six months never clearing a single plate in preparation for this role

 

[May Kasahara]

The Pink Singer

Kathleen Hanna tells the world about her beloved sewing machine.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Among The Wombstones

Sad-eyed former superstar gynaecologist forced by alcoholism into the shadowy underworld of backstreet obstetrics, goes FULL NEESON on some irregular intrauterine calculi.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Pink Singer

Kathleen Hanna tells the world about her beloved sewing machine.

Sounds bobbins

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Shipping Jews

Dour drama in which cuckolded Kevin Spacey struggles to balance running his family's logistics and transportation company based in downtown Jaffa whilst simultaneously pursuing a relationship with secretive widow Julianne Moore.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Amen

Hip hop-loving American ambassador and amateur scratchologist Gregory Peck discovers that his favourite break of all time wasn't actually sampled from GC Coleman but was in fact the diabolical creation of Satan Himself

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Ex Or Cyst

Doubting Catholic priest Jason Miller is at an existential crossroads in his life, and must choose between leaving the priesthood for his childhood sweetheart or keeping his dog collar, which continuously aggravates an abscess on his neck, from which pussy discharge has been poisoning his bloodstream and causing him to suffer from waking delusions in which his mother works as a prostitute in an industrial town on the Humber estuary.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Hirds

A malevolent flock of acid-tongued Lancastrian dames descends upon a sleepy Californian town.

 

[DaveCinzano]

PSY Chi

Creepy K-pop singer inherits a run-down motel and turns it into a qigong studio

 

[DaveCinzano]

The 39 Stops

Recently returned from South Africa where he had been working as a mining engineer, Edwardian adventurer Richard Hannay falls asleep on the Circle Line, misses his stop and then has to do the whole circuit. Fin.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Tree Of LIFFE

Terrence Malick pays the bills with a corporate video extolling the virtues of the London International Financial Futures and Options Exchange. It was a bit too experimental for them and they didn't ask him back.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bedlands

An early Malick effort, an advertising promo for a Midwestern furniture chain. Apparently his use of a homicidal James Dean-esque shopper and his underage girlfriend were not quite what the client was looking for to reach their target demographic, and they didn't ask him back.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Thin Red Lino

When Dupont developed a radical new industrial technique for high durability micro-thickness flooring material, they decided to hire Malick to shoot their advertising campaign. Unfortunately they baulked at the six hour run-time of his original workprint, and at having to pay for a bunch of actors including Edward Norton, Matthew McConaughey, Billy Baldwin, Edward Burns, Josh Hartnett, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Stephen Dorff, Leonardo DiCaprio, Nicolas Cage, Tom Sizemore, Bill Pullman, Mickey Rourke and Lukas Haas whose parts all had to be cut out of the radically trimmed final version, which aired as a thirty-second spot; they didn't ask him back.

 

[JimW]

Kiki Dee Livery Service - another animated charmer from Studio Ghibli, the Yorkshire chanteuse finds her singing career on the wane but helped by some odd forest spirits she sets up a successful chauffeur business.

 

[Idris2002]

Beeing John Malkovich.

Saw-style horror as the hapless actor is trapped in a roomful of angry bees.

 

[Pickman's model]

Arrivals. long movie showing people arriving at an airport and collecting their luggage before going through passport control and customs.

 

[Pickman's model]

Bring John malkovich

JM's mate is asked to bring him to a party, but JM doesn't want to go

 

[DaveCinzano]

Heaven's Gateau

Conflicted lawman Kris Kristoffrerson gives up the gun and opens a pâtisserie in a remote Wyoming township


OP's right to break own rules invoked

 

[DaveCinzano]

Gongs Of New York

Feral orphan Leonardo Di Caprio grows up to become a dinner service flunkey in the gentlemen's clubs of the Big Apple of the early 19th century

 

[belboid]

Doctor Strangle

A surgeon has a car accident and needs to receive new hands, pronto. But the only ones available are from the recently executed asphyxiator...

 

[belboid]

This Gins for Hire

 

[DaveCinzano]

His Grill Friday

Cary Grant comes over all manly and demands people come to his end-of-week barbecue

 

[DaveCinzano]

Irony Man

Well, this high budget comic book adaptation about a sarcastic rich dude making snarky comments is really going to turn around the prospects of career self-sabotaging junkie alcoholic Robert Downey Jnr, isn't it?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bantz

Animated adventure about a bunch of hard-drinking ant-lads out on the pull.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Syria Nan

CIA covert action veteran George Clooney has 48 hours to solve the latest Middle East crisis - disguised as his own grandmother!

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Wight Stuff

The untold story of Britain's space programme and those brave astronauts who served at its Cowes launch centre.