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[Idris2002]

Little Pig Man

Starring David Cameron as himself.

"Disturbing"

 

[JimW]

Big Rouble in Little China - Kurt Russell gets caught up with the Tong's counterfeiting operation, but things go awry when it turns out their fake Russian currency is oversized.

 

[Lurcio]

Couch of Evil

A wet Sunday afternoon locked in an empty DFS store ... & some of the upholstery is 'possessed' !?

 

[belboid]

Couch of Evil

A wet Sunday afternoon locked in an empty DFS store ... & some of the upholstery is 'possessed' !?

for page 82, that is fucking brilliant

 

[8den]

for page 82, that is fucking brilliant

I've got to admit I'd watch the shit out of couch of evil.

And the sequel "Argos"

 

[Lurcio]

for page 82, that is fucking brilliant

bless u for the encouragement ... but (at some point) this thread must be left to die

 

[8den]

bless u for the encouragement ... but (at some point) this thread must be left to die

Not a fucking chance...

The lives of Otters. Paranoid thriller about a otter colony in a East German zoo some of who suspect the others of collaboration with the zoo keepers

 

[andysays]

The Wives of Others

The Stasi infiltrate a group of wife-swappers to monitor the activities of suspected enemies of the state. Hilarious shenanigans follows...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Ringo Of Brightwater

After the Thomas royalties dry up, the former Beatles drummer is forced to take a job as a recruitment consultant in Northern Ireland

 

[Idris2002]

Where Beagles Dare.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Where Beagles Dare.

A crack team of emphysemic canine commandos executes a daring raid on an animal testing lab

 

[DotCommunist]

A crack team of emphysemic canine commandos executes a daring raid on an animal testing lab

Where Beagles Dare

a group of cute, chainsmoking Allied dogs are tasked with rescuing an intelligence asset from one of those evil nazi castles they have in germany. All the nazis in this version are cats.

 

[Idris2002]

Tone with the Wind

"As god is my witness, I'll never be Old Labour again"

 

[Lurcio]

Sheepless In Seattle

The mental state of a holidaying Welsh farmer begins to crack as he's denied access to his main leisure pursuit ... !?

 

[frogwoman]

Omfg i'd watch this

 

[Pickman's model]

Omfg i'd watch this

you might like the budget version, 'sheepless in settle'

 

[Lurcio]

F.A. Confidential

Sepp Blatter spills the beans and implicates the entire English football association ...

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Sorry my festive contribution is a little late... (I've been bored today)

Reindeer Dames
Santa's deliveries are thrown into chaos when Rudolph and Blitzen sign up for panto.

It's a Wonderful Lift
Jimmy Stewart tells his guardian angel to piss off and makes a fortune flogging overpriced chairlifts to little old ladies.

EILF
Will Ferrell recieves some special attention from Christmas fetishists.

Un Cunte de Noël
Noel Edmonds visits Great Ormund Street hospital not with presents but red boxes ranging in value.

Gangerine
A prostitute spends christmas eve desperately searching for a chemists.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Just Another Girl On The Birt
Niche British biopic about the former Director-General of the BBC, structured around his wistful reminiscences as a now-ageing Lord about his libidinous early years in broadcasting at Granada and LWT

 

[Idris2002]

Riddler on the roof.

Topol takes on the role of Batman.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Riddler on the roof.

Topol takes on the role of Batman.

“If I were a rich man-bat...”

 

[isvicthere?]

Down by lav.

Tom Waits and John Lurie as plumbers in a hilarious toilet-based romp.

 

[blairsh]

The Rack - Big budget blockbuster featuring Sean Connery and medieval methods of torture.

 

[isvicthere?]

Jurassic Perk.

Hard-hitting documentary, which reveals the real longevity of the advantageous financial arrangements enjoyed by the prime minister's family.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Jurassic Worle

A sedate seaside town is devastated by an invasion of elderly grockles

 

[goldenecitrone]

The cook, the thief, his wife and her plover.

It's not the male bird that gets roasted and eaten in this Greenaway classic.

 

[laptop]

Only plovers left alive.

Tilda goes hunting, selectively

 

[Nine Bob Note]

If I am one of the three wisemen, then I brought the fucking gold last xmas, you ungrateful bastards

 

[laptop]

Twelve Angry Fen


Science fiction upset

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Ooh, I can't stay mad at yous!

Transpotting
Germaine Greer drives through various British university campuses hurling abuse through her window at burly men in cheap nylon wigs.

Gorky's
Stalinist teen sex comedy. Student counter-revolutionaries are disappointed to learn that the young women of Russia are otherwise gainfully employed.