Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[isvicthere?]

Brie Encounter.

Star-crossed lovers meet over the cheese counter in buttoned-up post-war Britain.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Brie Encounter.

Star-crossed lovers meet over the cheese counter in buttoned-up post-war Britain.

*Coff*

 

[goldenecitrone]

The Man who knew Ian Finity.

At an Cambridge party, Indian mathematician Ramanujan chats to builder Ian about the partitioning problem.

 

[JimW]

Battle of the Five Arnies - Jackson in another CGI fest pitting several iconic Schwarzenegger characters against each other in a battle royale. My money's on the terminator.

 

[isvicthere?]

*Coff*

Excuse me for not reading all 83 pages.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Amazing thing, the search function

 

[laptop]

The Buns of Navarone


Baking gets serious

 

[fishfinger]

The Buns of Navarrone


Baking gets serious

The Gins of Navarone: It's a trap!

 

[bi0boy]

The Guos of Navarone - Yang Guo's father is getting tired of running the family takeaway business on a small Greek island and wants Yang to assume control, but Yang imagines himself living a very different life to the one his father intends for him.

 

[goldenecitrone]

The Gnus of Navarone - Oxlike antelopes unwittingly caught up in the madness of war.

 

[bi0boy]

The Tuns of Navarone - an apprentice gets more than he bargained for when a Greek coopers union walks out in protest after he approaches management with a novel method of applying quarter hoops and chimes to wine tuns.

 

[JimW]

The Gums of Navarone - the dentist has fallen ill and no-one on the island can get their dentures fixed.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Tons Of Navarone

On a remote, picturesque Greek island, an expat community of British fruit and veg wholesalers take on the faceless eurocrats and risk being made metric martyrs

 

[DaveCinzano]

Paris TENAs
Incontinent amnesiac Harry Dean Stanton tracks down long-lost love Natassja Kinski. She pisses on him. FIN.

No likes. You people sicken me

 

[Wolveryeti]

24 Hr Panty People - Steve Coogan fulfils his life long dream of setting up a benevolent charity whose aim is to courier a fresh pair of underwear to unfortunates who have had an unanticipated bum leakage.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

*Coff*

Mine was better anyway

Briefs Encounter: Trevor Howard is shocked when the usually demure Celia Johnson throws her knickers at him.

 

[8den]

M


.

 

[laptop]

The Man With the Golden Nun



Is it a religious tract? Is it a porno?

 

[hot air baboon]

Low Rents of Arabia

.....Peter O'Toole's epic performance as a concerned buy-to-let landlord in the Middle East...

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Waken
Kidnapped by Albanian sex-traffickers, a teenage girl is relieved when her alarm goes off.

Terminator, RI:SE of the Machines
Accepting that they are too old for action roles, Arnie and Robert Patrick are given their own breakfast television show

Numb & Number
Sequel to Dexter featuring a crazed anesthetist

 

[Pickman's model]

Numb & Number
Sequel to Dexter featuring a crazed anesthetist

not to be confused with numb & number: it's winter and a mathematical prodigy guiding fur expedition in the wilderness attacked by bear and left for dead, pulls through only due to his knowledge of differential equations.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Vet I Go

Stalky Jimmy Stewart is at first obsessed with and then (as his cat allergy kicks in) repulsed by animal doctor Kim Novak

 

[JimW]

To Watch A Thief - our hero gets stuck in the strangers gallery while Osborne is presenting his budget.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Ripe

College tutor Jimmy Stewart uncovers the murderous deeds of his Nietzschean students John Dall and Farley Granger the moment he steps into their apartment on a hot New York summer's day, thanks to the disgusting aroma percolating out of the trunk in their living room.

 

[Pickman's model]

dear window

james stewart plays a man who falls in love with a window

 

[Pickman's model]

drear window

james stewart spends 90 minutes staring out of a window at a derelict factory

 

[isvicthere?]

A boot de souffle

Jean-Paul Belmondo gets stuck into an egg dish with his new Doc Martens.

 

[isvicthere?]

La Dolce Evita.

Marcello Mastroianni eschews chronicling Rome's demi monde to become politically active in Argentina.

 

[Idris2002]

Liver of no return

Marilyn Monroe's moving and sensitive depiction of the ravages of cirrhosis.

 

[isvicthere?]

The exterminating Ange.

Luis Buñuel's little-known late work. Dirty Den's ex is back in Albert Square, and she's in bloodthirsty mood.