Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[bimble]

The Lady in the Man

(not going to take this anywhere at all, have offended people enough for one day).

 

[blairsh]

Video Rome.

Your neighbour's video footage of his last holiday in the Italian capital proves to be surprisingly interesting.

Pope's favourite film that.

 

[Pickman's model]

probably been done: but 'jews' - the elders of zion orchestrate a series of shark attacks using a robotick great white

 

[bimble]

probably been done

somewhere on the internet

 

[bimble]

Citizen Kant

You'd have to see it for yourself.

 

[Sherman Tank]

Ghostbasters - Documentary look at the superstions of Namibia's Baster community.

 

[Sherman Tank]

Goatbusters - banned beastiality flick

 

[DaveCinzano]

Deliver Ince

Mild-mannered postman Ned Beatty must make the dangerous journey to a remote Apallachian mountain village carrying a retired midfielder by piggyback on behalf of a company selling mail order footballers

 

[starfish]

Addition.

A Japanese maths professor trying to solve a really hard theory, places an advert for an undergraduate to assist him. It all ends horribly.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Weekend at Bertie's

For reasons deemed impolite by the Junior Ganymede Club, Jeeves string-puppets the corpse of his former master at one of Aunt Agatha's social functions

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Return to AZ

When Dorothy's ruby slippers mishear 'home' as 'Tucson' (!), she finds herself doing battle with a malfunctioning air-conditioner in a cheap motel

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Returns to Oz

Documentary feature. After serving the remainder of his prison sentance, Rolf Harris is deported

 

[Sherman Tank]

Returns to Oz

Documentary feature. After serving the remainder of his prison sentance, Rolf Harris is deported

That is probably the only one in the whole thread that will get made

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Returns to AZ

Whilst playing down the growing dominance of Netflix, Amazon announces their latest Prime Video exclusive: Jeff Bezos explains the Amazon returns process

 

[starfish]

Local Heroin.

An American oil executive spends a month in Leith, scouting the area for his company. He quickly falls in love with it & its residents, Renton, Begbie, Sick Boy, Spud, Tommy & especially Diane. Although that might just be down to the smack. A heart warming comedy in the mould of the Ealing classics of old.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Wasters of the Universe

He-Man, Skeletor, Evil Lyn and all those characters that were invented for the movie reconsile their differences over a case of beer and a bag of chilli Doritos with sour cream dip

 

[JimW]

Returns to AZ

Whilst playing down the growing dominance of Netflix, Amazon announces their latest Prime Video exclusive: Jeff Bezos explains the Amazon returns process

Return to Om - a young Tibetan monk has doubts about his vocation but after a disappointing time.in the secular world realises he's happiest facing the cave wall.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Dack to the Future

Doc Brown invents a time machine that will allow him to travel back in time and pull down the shorts of his favourite Australian Rugby players

 

[starfish]

Triumph of the Willy.

After being freed from SeaWorld, Willy gathers all the Orcas together into a Fascist organisation & tries to take over the world.

Shows you what they really are like. A bunch of cunts.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Mad Man

Leather-clad Mel Gibson goes it alone in the cut-throat New York world of advertising

 

[JimW]

Cash Away - road trip/coming of age effort sees young country music lovers make a pilgrimage to visit the Man in Black but he's popped up the shops.

 

[andysays]

The Last Derail

Two hardened and cynical Urban veterans are assigned the task of escorting fresh-faced newbie to the Moderators' stockade to begin a temporary banning for off-topic posting.

Along the way they visit obscure sub-forums to give the newbie one last chance to sample various experiences he'll be missing while the ban is in force.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Pope's favourite film that.

Whereas he hated Robbie Coltrane playing a pontiff who joins Weight Watchers in The Pope Must Diet

 

[DotCommunist]

Fromage To Catalonia

A young, idealistic cheesemaker takes several massive wheels of his best to spain. Eric Blair finds comrades, crackers and war in the spanish revolution while being sickened by the actions of soviet agents. And overeating of cheese

 

[andysays]

Fromage To Catalonia

A young, idealistic cheesemaker takes several massive wheels of his best to spain. Eric Blair finds comrades, crackers and war in the spanish revolution while being sickened by the actions of soviet agents. And overeating of cheese

This is a great idea, but unfortunately it has to be disqualified because

1. you've changed more than one letter
2. there hasn't yet been a film made of Orwell's Spanish-Civil-War-set memoir

 

[DotCommunist]

Land and Freedom

 

[JimW]

Land and Freedom

Lard and Freedom - a prisoner skips jail by greasing himself up and squeezing between the bars.

 

[andysays]

Land and Freedom

I know (now that you remind me) it follows a similar "plotline", but as far as I'm aware it's not a film of the book in any real sense. Open to correction on that.

Bonus point for a good idea, even if not strictly within the rules of the thread.

 

[8den]

probably been done: but 'jews' - the elders of zion orchestrate a series of shark attacks using a robotick great white

Twice.

 

[frogwoman]

The Nitwork

When a TV producer gets head lice he becomes mad as hell and not going to take it any more