Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Pickman's model]

black moss. steven seagal stars in eco thriller about oil spill in alaska.

 

[Lurcio]

Woodfellas

A gang of New York mobsters attempt to take over the Canadian lumberjack trade

 

[Idris2002]

Woodfellas

A gang of New York mobsters attempt to take over the Canadian lumberjack trade

Not bad.

Randhi.

Banned David Attenborough-directed porn flick.

 

[JimW]

Not bad.

Randhi.

Banned David Attenborough-directed. porn flick.

Sandhi - Attenborough in a strangely-chosen biopic of India's leading Sanskrit phonologist.
Going for obscurity points here

 

[DotCommunist]

Roodfellas

Hard hitting examination of the links between the vatican bank and organised crime back in the day

 

[Idris2002]

Carry on Don't Lose Your Dead

Ribald shenanigans in the funeral trade, as the team find themselves caught up in the Winter of Discontent, when the dead went unburied.

 

[bi0boy]

Goodfeltas - Hartwarming comedy about a bumbling cockney crew of flat roof repairers.

 

[Idris2002]

Straight to Cell

Joe Strummer and Courtney Love are top cell biologists. Guest appearance by the Pogues as a villainous band of sociologists of science.

 

[bi0boy]

Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Bell - A scheming hermit entombs a woman alive inside a giant bell made with cunningly moulded bony plates from various stegosaurus skeletons left over from his younger days as hunter.

 

[8den]

Drag me to Hull. The Hull tourist board film fails to attract tourists.

 

[Lurcio]

Dead Mingers

Big screen version of Loose Women

 

[Idris2002]

Pump Fiction

An oil pump catches fire, but Red Adair isn't available. Quentin Tarantino steps in, only to find (to his cost) that an encyclopaedic knowledge of 1970s exploitation movies is scant preparation for a gig of that nature.

 

[Idris2002]

Hidden, A Glenda.

Ken Loach and Ed Wood team up to film the hidden history of cross-dressing in the North of Ireland.

 

[frogwoman]

Fahrenheit 901

Michael Moore stands out in sub-zero temperatures for 90 minutes trying to get through to his voicemail

 

[8den]

Hidden, A Glenda.

Ken Loach and Ed Wood team up to film the hidden history of cross-dressing in the North of Ireland.

Quality

 

[JimW]

Gradiator - Russell Crowe rises from humble gravel shoveller to the top camber man in the Roman highways department.

 

[Lurcio]

The Whining . . .

A group of 'Corbynistas' are stuck in an abandoned Millbank office with the ghost of Liz Kendall

 

[bi0boy]

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Dope - President Reagan's space-based anti-missile system is used by the DEA to tackle the burgeoning trade in a new addictive substance

 

[laptop]

The remains of the pay





A butler's broke

 

[JimW]

The Long Rest Day - the under-12s snooker tournament is misscheduled and can only be played on a full-sized table.

 

[laptop]

Hobocop



Robin Williams plays a robot

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Ass Ass Nation Of Trotsky

Leon loves big butts and cannot lie - he is loving exile in Mexico

 

[laptop]

Only Covers Left Alive



A tribute band from Detroit dies in Tangiers

 

[billy_bob]

Rice Cold in Alex

An alcoholic British army officer faces grave danger, in a restaurant that hasn't properly reheated its pilaf.

 

[albionism]

The Bong Good Friday.
A group of Cockney gangsters
get on the green over the Easter
weekend.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Fr Strangelove

Peter Sellers plays a Catholic priest struggling against unnatural urges, the Bishop who transfers him to a different parish, the Cardinal who orders a cover-up when it all happens again, and the Pope who fails to sack anyone

 

[Idris2002]

The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Grift

Biopic of former ANC guerrilla fighter turned capitalist freebooter Tokyo Sexwale, focusing on his dubious post-1990 business activities

I've been racking my brains for a response to this one, and all I've got is:

Ronnie and Clyde

Top MK operative Ronnie Kasrils takes some younger cadre on a team-building exercise on the river Clyde. Mike Leigh directs.

 

[dessiato]

The Weak End; people arguing over whether Weak End was an acceptable title for an Internet thread asking what people are planning to do on Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I've been racking my brains for a response to this one, and all I've got is:

Ronnie and Clyde

Top MK operative Ronnie Kasrils takes some younger cadre on a team-building exercise on the river Clyde. Mike Leigh directs.

It's bugging me that there's an American character actor who is the spit of RK and I can't remember his name - a shoo in for when we get this project off the ground

 

[dessiato]

Breathe Less; documentary discussing how much people exhaling CO2 contributes to the greenhouse effect.