Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Sherman Tank]

Resovoir logs - moving documentary following a father and son team of lumberjacks moving their fresh cut timber from one side of a massive manmade lake to the other. While rolling the logs across they gaze down on the flooded forest below and ruminate on man's eternal conflict with nature.

 

[Sherman Tank]

Resovoir Dons - a group of retired Oxbridge professors get together to rob a bank.

 

[Pickman's model]

reservoir dots
a group of dot cottons plot a raid on the queen vic.

 

[8den]

Jack! Eh Brown.

Bio on the fractious relationship between Jack Straw and Gordon Brown.

 

[andysays]

Reservoir Doge

The elected-for-life leader of Venice puts together a team of black-suited men known only by colours to undertake the construction of an artificial lake intended to store water. Things go rapidly downhill when it becomes clear that one of the men has betrayed the plan, and the members of the team die in a succession of ever-more gruesome and blood-thirsty ways

 

[DaveCinzano]

You had me here:

Reservoir Doge

...but lost me here:

Venice...artificial lake

An heroic failure methinks

 

[andysays]

You had me here:

...but lost me here:

An heroic failure methinks

My understanding was that Venice is in a lagoon.They still need somewhere to store their fresh water though, don't they?

Anymore nonsense from you and you'll get your ear sliced off with a razor...

 

[Idris2002]

Pump Fiction

Quentin Tarantino discovers that the claims of a certain specialist manufacturer, namely that a simple pumping device can increase the size of "little Quentin", are, in fact, fictional.

 

[DotCommunist]

Pulp Diction

One man tries to cure his penchant for speaking in stilted sub chandlereaque cliches

 

[8den]

Pulp Diction

One man tries to cure his penchant for speaking in stilted sub chandlereaque cliches

We've had that.

 

[DotCommunist]

We've had that.

all the good uns are gone by page 40

 

[Pickman's model]

reservoir dogg: snoop dogg leads a band of rappers in a film about a heist gone wrong

 

[Idris2002]

reservoir dogg: snoop dogg leads a band of rappers in a film about a heist gone wrong

Plot twist: he was a police dogg.

 

[Pickman's model]

Plot twist: he was a police dogg.

you're thinking of vin diesel

 

[dessiato]

you're thinking of vin diesel

I just thought that on his school register he'd be Diesel, Vin (pronounced van) Well it amused me, but I am very bored.

 

[Idris2002]

you're thinking of vin diesel

That one actually took me a moment.

 

[frogwoman]

Swallows and Amazon

Hard hitting documentary of multinational corporation's illegal trade in wildlife

 

[JimW]

Angels With Dirty Faeces - best draw a veil over this niche filth.

 

[Diamond]

Hat - bizarre mid-90s arthouse film starring many major actors, De Niro, Kilmer, Pacino etc, all taking it turns to wear a hat and therefore lend gravity to their stalling careers.

Tagline - "When the hat is on..."

 

[8den]

Ingovrious bastards. Documentary about that utter bastard Michael Gove.

 

[8den]

Cool run ins. Comedy about ex flat mates who fell out over bills and keep bumping into each other at mates of mates parties.

 

[Lurcio]

High Loon


Recovering from anxiety - (& a feeling of being an utterly worthless piece of human trash that has no right to pollute gods good earth with her poisonous bile) - Katie Hopkins retreats to the 85th floor of The Shard

 

[Idris2002]

Pogue Male.

Shane MacGowan tries to assasinate Hitler, but is distracted by a bottle of peach schnapps.

 

[frogwoman]

Ingovrious bastards. Documentary about that utter bastard Michael Gove.

Gove, Actually

Hugh Grant plays Gove in this fawning biopic that is likely to make anyone stupid enough to watch it gouge their own eyes out

 

[Idris2002]

The Mighty Nucks.

An ice hockey team made up of clones of Steve Buscemi. His answer to Being John Malkovich.

 

[Pickman's model]

Gove, Actually

Hugh Grant plays Gove in this fawning biopic that is likely to make anyone stupid enough to watch it gouge their own eyes out

hove, actually
hugh grant moves to hove in a vain attempt to escape his past

 

[8den]

Gove, Actually

Hugh Grant plays Gove in this fawning biopic that is likely to make anyone stupid enough to watch it gouge their own eyes out

Gove and other catastrophes. Light hearted indie Rom com about Cameron's 1st term.

In the mood for Gove. Said no one ever.

 

[Pickman's model]

in the mood for hove. depressing film about people who move to hove thinking it would be somewhere fun to live and finding it's shit

 

[8den]

It's disqualified because it's more than one letter, but the Bjorn Identity. Matt Damonn is a secret agent with Amnesia who thinks he's a member of a Abba tribute act.

 

[Pickman's model]

the borne identity. sci-fi movie about a dystopian future in which elites are carried on the backs of plebs