Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[8den]

Eternal Sunshine of Spot's Mind


Bio of a extremely cheerful Dalmatian.

 

[Cid]

Pop Gun
A young Tom Cruise plays pilots with his friends, tragedy strikes when an errant cork strikes best pal Goose in the eye.

 

[Cid]

Chimes of Passion
Ken Russell's exploration of the world of bell ringing.

 

[Cid]

The Lair of the Shite Worm
Grim piece about gut parasites.

 

[Cid]

Altered Statues
Interesting piece on the history of statue modification, investigating areas as diverse as inconoclastic destruction, Victorian prudery and the symbolic final ousting of dicators.

 

[belboid]

Altered Statues
Interesting piece on the history of statue modification, investigating areas as diverse as inconoclastic destruction, Victorian prudery and the symbolic final ousting of dicators.

you could easily sell the to BBC4

 

[belboid]

Altered Slates


A soviet noir, investigating a potential fraud in the elections to the Central Committee

 

[DaveCinzano]

Carlito's Whey
Freshly released from prison after a long stretch for coke dealing, Carlo Brigante decides to go straight and sets up a business based around all that's left in his inventory - baby milk powder

 

[belboid]

Dear Window

The story of a doomed love affair between a man and a piece of glass

 

[belboid]

Apocalypse Wow!

The end of the world is really spectacular

 

[Pickman's model]

Chimes of Passion
Ken Russell's exploration of the world of bell ringing.

crimps of passion: russ meyer's film about ultraviolence in the hairdressing industry

 

[belboid]

Tool Hand Luke

How can you keep him locked up when he has Swiss Army Knives for hands??!!

 

[Pickman's model]

Tool Hand Luke

How can you keep him locked up when he has Swiss Army Knives for hands??!!

tool hand luke: after losing his hand in an industrial accident luke now has a range of fixtures he can use for various tasks, including a minigun.

brilliant minds...

 

[belboid]

Bean Streets


Sean takes us to visit his old haunts in Sheffield

 

[andysays]

Carlito's Whey
Freshly released from prison after a long stretch for coke dealing, Carlo Brigante decides to go straight and sets up a business based around all that's left in his inventory - baby milk powder

Carlito's Hay
Freshly released from prison after a long stretch for coke dealing, Carlo Brigante decides to go straight and sets up a business based around selling cut grass as animal feed

(this has the advantage over your suggestion of actually following the fucking "change one letter" rule)

 

[belboid]

brilliant minds...

I should read all the thread really. But I can't quite be arsed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Carlito's Hay
Freshly released from prison after a long stretch for coke dealing, Carlo Brigante decides to go straight and sets up a business based around selling cut grass as animal feed

(this has the advantage over your suggestion of actually following the fucking "change one letter" rule)

carlito's bay. a film detailing the life of a laurel tree in carlito's garden.

 

[DaveCinzano]

(this has the advantage over your suggestion of actually following the fucking "change one letter" rule)

Whilst The Word Of Dave is important, ultimately it is superseded by Magpie's Law

 

[Maharani]

I should read all the thread really. But I can't quite be arsed.

The earlier ones were funnier imo

 

[DaveCinzano]

The earlier ones were funnier imo

We're kind of at the Godfather III stage, and perilously near to the Phantom Menace era

 

[andysays]

Whilst The Word Of Dave is important, ultimately it is superseded by Magpie's Law

Is that the "one for sorrow, two for joy" one?

 

[belboid]

The earlier ones were funnier imo

I got as far people (I can't bring myself to name them) who seemingly believed that Kes was actually called Kez. Shameful

 

[Pickman's model]

I got as far people (I can't bring myself to name them) who seemingly believed that Kes was actually called Kez. Shameful

yeh but once someone had made the mistake i thought it best to join in so as not to embarrass them. you seem to feel differently.

 

[belboid]

yeh but once someone had made the mistake i thought it best to join in so as not to embarrass them. you seem to feel differently.

very generous of you

 

[Sea Star]

How To Make An American Quit

A documentary about why many Americans are forced to give up perfectly good jobs.

 

[Sea Star]

The earlier ones were funnier imo

After they've been rubbish for ages they'll get funny again. It always happens. Its a rule of comedy.

 

[Sea Star]

Logan's Bun

About a dystopian future where bread is forbidden, but if you know the right people.....

 

[belboid]

After they've been rubbish for ages they'll get funny again. It always happens. Its a rule of comedy.

Absolutely, Police Academy 6 was way funnier than 3

 

[twentythreedom]

Full Metal Packet - the true story of a Vietnam vet with an enormous steel cock that spunks bullets

 

[hot air baboon]

After they've been rubbish for ages they'll get funny again. It always happens. Its a rule of comedy.

...a prophecy fulfilled ....!

The Damdusters

intrepid RAF bomber chaps defy the odds to drop lethal high-explosive bouncing feather dusters on the Boche's industrial infrastructure

followed by its not very good rip-off version ( but at least its in colour )

633 Squidron

intrepid RAF bomber chaps defy the odds to drop lethal high-explosive bouncing squids on the Boche's industrial infrastructure