Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Idris2002]

Villein

Richard Burton is a lowly serf in feudal England.

 

[shifting gears]

The Endless Hummer

- in this remake of the achingly hip 60's surf movie, Ben Affleck can barely contain his glee when his cute young girlfriend reveals her love for all things fellatio

 

[belboid]

I Know What You Did Last, Hummer

Name that tune, the movie!

 

[JimW]

Cor, Nan the Barbarian -- Schwarzenegger is astounded to discover his gran has caused the downfall of the Roman Empire.

 

[Idris2002]

To Shave and Shave Not

Hipsters and normies clash in battle royal.

 

[belboid]

To Shave and Shave Not

Hipsters and normies clash in battle royal.

ahem

To Shave and Shave Not - Bogart is undecided whether the beard works or not.

To Hove, or Hove Not

Man tries to decide whether or not to move to near Brighton

 

[rubbershoes]

Teen Rolf

A hirsute creature with a lovable persona turns out to be a cunt

 

[Mrs D]

Tee No Wolf - A teenage boy and his father become estranged after an incident in which a round of golf is prioritised over a long-desired visit to a wolf sanctuary

 

[Mrs D]

Cor, Nan the Barbarian -- Schwarzenegger is astounded to discover his gran has caused the downfall of the Roman Empire.

Co-nan the barber Ian

A hairdresser helps his disabled mum to be the grandmother she has always wanted to be to her daughter’s children.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

The Bogweteen

At just turned thirteen a boy's loss of innocence on discovering that not everybody lifts the seat.

 

[dessiato]

Deli Cat Essen. The story of Catherine, from a German town, who runs a delicatessen.

 

[dessiato]

F ringer story of a church bells tuner and manufacturer.

 

[Mrs D]

O, Sean’s 8!

His parents thought their son was 7, but then discover an entire year of their lives has been erased from their memories.

 

[Idris2002]

Taying Alive

John Travolta survives the Tay bridge disaster.

 

[Idris2002]

Holliday on the Buses

"fish out of water" comedy as old west gunslinger Doc Holliday becomes a conductor on the London buses.

 

[Idris2002]

The Trench Connection

Gene Hackman is an officer in the Great War.

 

[Mrs D]

Confess Ions of a Wind Owl EANer

Professor Mortius shares some interesting insights into the cerebral membrane biochemistry of Oteus Ventus, the Eurasian Wind Owl, at the European Academy of Neurology conference in Frankfurt. However when a member of the audience challenges the experimental results, Mortius is forced into a humiliating admission.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Mary Ploppins
An embittered nanny uses her magical umbrella to shit on her former charges from a great height.

 

[Idris2002]

Ted Sonja

In this steampunk/fantasy crossover, Sonja fights the hordes of Hyperborea while dressed as an "Edwardian Strutter".

 

[JimW]

Cross Off Iron - in an attempt to make bingo more upmarket, Dudley Mecca starts playing games using the Periodic Table. Somewhat marred by peckinpah's obsession with combat in an unlikely setting.

 

[Idris2002]

Bros of Iron.

Channing Tatum tries to appeal to the alt-right market, thus committing career suicide.

 

[Idris2002]

How to Carry a Millionaire

Lauren Bacall shoves a boathook into the ample backside of a small millionaire, and carries him around '50s Manhattan.

 

[Idris2002]

Let's Make Gove

Marilyn Monroe plays a mad scientist who creates an artificial Michael Gove by using the body parts of dead criminals and syphilis victims.

 

[Idris2002]

Gentlemen Refer Blondes

Rex Harrison tells his blonde bombshell neighbour (Diana Dors) that she should be referred to something or other, I can't be arsed, can someone else finish this one?

 

[hot air baboon]

the quack and the dead

when impersonating a doctor goes badly wrong

 

[Idris2002]

Blithe Spirits

90 minutes of Rex Harrison knocking back glass after glass of the hard stuff.

 

[belboid]

Dr Ni

Bond goes on a terrifying mission, attempting to foil an evil plan to take over the world with a shrubbery.

 

[belboid]

The Best Years of Our Hives

A disease ridden family do their best to look n the right side.

 

[belboid]

The Third Mané

After Sadio and Carlos, which family member will join the two geniuses at the World Cup?

 

[Idris2002]

Tarzan of the Ales

A wobbling beer gut flashes past on a vine.